I wanna be the Chair

Creator: Stonk

Average Rating
6.1 / 10
Average Difficulty
57.4 / 100
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12 Reviews:

kurath
A very old adventure game that while it falters in a few places, does tend to hold up reasonably well today.

It feels heavily boshy influenced - though much shorter - in both platforming and boss style. Depending on your opinion of boshy this could be a good or bad thing, though I think it represents a bit of both.

The production is a little all over the place which works out in its favor, giving each stage a sense of identity and charm. The aesthetics are solid and while each stage isn't even recognizable from the last, they all offer their own style.

Platforming wise, its predominantly good. Like Boshy, its a bit of a wild ride. Save difficulty varies wildly from one to the next, but they tend to each offer something unique and interesting though with all the pattern/cycle segments to learn, there are a couple parts where it gets a bit sloppy.

Boss-wise, its a bit more of a mixed bag. Expect to do some mashing and hunt for damage optimization/quicker kill opportunities like you might find in boshy. One of the bosses is kind of a mess and the final boss feels a bit too long and learny with a lot of fast transitions and patterns like you see in older adventure games, though the individual parts are mostly interesting.

Overall, it definitely holds up. I wouldn't say its at the top of the pile (I'd recommend the sequel, Kill the Guy or 8-bit for a similar style over it) but if you're looking for more classic western style adventure games, its definitely worth it.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 27, 2019
rodrigoale789
Gimmick:8
Level Desing:9
Fun:6

Calification:7.6

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Rating: 7.6 76       Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 3, 2016
sonicdv
A rather awesome game despite what the creator says. I would suggest playing through it.

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Rating: 7.6 76       Difficulty: 68 68
Sep 14, 2015
conlycameobasher
The game Stinkycheese repeatedly refers to as being bad is... actually better than most fangames out there. The game is rather short, the design can be all over the place, the second boss is utter garbage, but otherwise it's a fun experience. Fun and varied platforming segments with just the right amount of challenge, good music selection, and the satisfaction of taking down the one and only Chair (which is a rather fun fight, imo). Certainly not the greatest fangame, but FAAAAAR from being among the worst.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 14, 2015
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 18, 2021