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| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I wanna be the My heart goes on | N/A | 10.0 |
| I wanna trial the simple needle | 35.0 | 7.0 |
| I wanna be the Citadel | 50.0 | 4.5 |
| I wanna see the Snow | 100.0 | 0.0 |
| Chemical Toilet | N/A | N/A |
5 Reviews
blastedman
For: I wanna trial the simple needle
For: I wanna trial the simple needle
just really fun and cute needle
it's just a shame it's so short
creator please make more!
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it's just a shame it's so short
creator please make more!
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 35 35
Sep 1, 2016
blastedman
For: I wanna be the Citadel
For: I wanna be the Citadel
Disclaimer: I'm only up to Boss 5. Will explain later why.
Look. I love this game. The trolls are funny and sporadic (i.e. not infuriatingly common, but instead, refreshing), the platforming is great with some neat little ideas to spruce things up, and the bosses (so far) are very good. This gets me to the main issue, however. Boss 5: Satan. What a fucking piece of absolute garbage. There is so much RNG in this boss it belongs in K3's Boss Rush. The second phase in particular really irks me. It combines orbs that spawn randomly at the top of the room and go directly to the Kid's location at that time and a continuous whirl of bullets in a 4-pronged clockwise pattern that varies a little. Either of these attacks alone would be manageable for a 5th boss, but together it's insane. Top it off with invincibility frames, a total of 60 health, and needing 10 hits to knock him from phase to phase, this boss is way too difficult for its location in the game. When (or, more precisely, if) I dedicate the time to beating this boss, I'll edit this review or post a new one, but for now, the rating is heavily gimped because of this.
Edit: The update came out recently, along with a nerf to the Satan boss. Down a phase from before (now 50 health) and with the second phase being tweaked, you'd expect a glowing review now. Not so in the least. It's still a fucking horrible boss that actually drags this otherwise great game through the mud. I want to love this game as much as possible but I simply fucking can't.
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Look. I love this game. The trolls are funny and sporadic (i.e. not infuriatingly common, but instead, refreshing), the platforming is great with some neat little ideas to spruce things up, and the bosses (so far) are very good. This gets me to the main issue, however. Boss 5: Satan. What a fucking piece of absolute garbage. There is so much RNG in this boss it belongs in K3's Boss Rush. The second phase in particular really irks me. It combines orbs that spawn randomly at the top of the room and go directly to the Kid's location at that time and a continuous whirl of bullets in a 4-pronged clockwise pattern that varies a little. Either of these attacks alone would be manageable for a 5th boss, but together it's insane. Top it off with invincibility frames, a total of 60 health, and needing 10 hits to knock him from phase to phase, this boss is way too difficult for its location in the game. When (or, more precisely, if) I dedicate the time to beating this boss, I'll edit this review or post a new one, but for now, the rating is heavily gimped because of this.
Edit: The update came out recently, along with a nerf to the Satan boss. Down a phase from before (now 50 health) and with the second phase being tweaked, you'd expect a glowing review now. Not so in the least. It's still a fucking horrible boss that actually drags this otherwise great game through the mud. I want to love this game as much as possible but I simply fucking can't.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 50 50
Aug 17, 2015
blastedman
For: I wanna see the Snow
For: I wanna see the Snow
Based on what I can tell, it's a really shitty avoidance with infinite jump. It's also made in GameMaker Lite. Don't play this. Please.
[1] Like
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 100 100
Aug 16, 2015
blastedman
For: I wanna be the My heart goes on
For: I wanna be the My heart goes on
The absolute pinnacle of fangames everywhere. There is simply nothing quite like this game. Whenever anyone asks me why I put myself through horrible fangames, I point to this game and tell them that it's because I hope one day I'll run into another game that is as masterful and emotionally powerful as this. Truly, an experience that cannot be missed.
[14] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: N/A
Feb 26, 2015
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