I wanna Bread

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Average Rating
7.9 / 10
Average Difficulty
36.1 / 100
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130 Reviews:

Where to begin, this has been a long and arduous journey and I just beat it. Strap in while I take you on a story of wonder and anger.

I started playing this game about 8 months ago and completed everything but the toaster avoidance, mostly because I can't do avoidance but even more so I would tilt badly after a couple of hours farming. Fast forward every few weeks trying to do this shitting fucking toaster that has burned nightmares into my dreams. But to no avail, I cannot do it. Fast forward to the present time of writing this and I just spent 8 hours of my hard earned fucking life farming this avoidance which I have been wanting to get off my list for LITERAL MONTHS. As we speak, I am here shaking and finding it hard to type this. It may not seem like a big deal to most people but this toaster has been the bane of my fucking existence for months and I finally done it.

So the review. It's a good game, enjoyed the needle on what I can fucking remember. All the bosses but the toaster are good.

Now excuse me while I go and have a very furious fap session. I bid you all farewell.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Gimmick Boss
[26] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 1, 2016
I'd heard good things about this game and wanted something quick and simple to make my way through. The level design and boss encounters were good and overall the game was quite fun to play.

However, I have some personal misgivings about the story of this game and it struck close to home. I could empathize with the bread - having grown up in an Asian household - it was always what one should or must be, not what one wants to be. At no point do we ever discover what is the true meaning for the bread. He rebels against being sliced, being slathered or being toasted - all the things you would normally expect of a bread - and escapes but to what end? I did not get the existential insight I would hope of understanding what one who earns his freedom to become what he wants to be rather than what he should be.

I certainly hope this is addressed in the sequel.

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Tagged as: Adventure
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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 35 35
Sep 20, 2016
Very enjoyable game with three varied main areas after the introductory section. Each area has a certain gimmick or theme that makes it fresh to play, and I particularly liked the blue area which featured a shadow gimmick where a shadow bread follows your movement, making for some fun saves. This game also has an enjoyable avoidance which didn't feel too unfair whilst remaining a good challenge.

It is quite a short game, but this isn't necessarily a bad thing. I highly recommend everyone to give this a try if they have any interest fangames, as it is definitely worth your time.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Gimmick Short
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 30 30
Feb 1, 2016
I love this game. Pleasant needling, good music, no saves that are insanely harder than another. My only grip is that the toaster boss is so good, but the other 2 bosses really lack in comparison. They don't even get their own music, it just continues the music from the needle stage before. The toaster fight is still one of my favorite avoidances.

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Rating: 9.1 91       Difficulty: 37 37
Feb 5, 2017
Short fangame that's quite interesting. Split into 3 stages, it features some nice gimmicks and fun bosses. Two nice gimmicks, two fun bosses. The left path is the flawed part of the game. It has an annoying RNG-based gimmick and the way that the moving spikes are used is just meh. Plus, there is Toast, an annoying avoidance with more RNG and some attacks that are just beyond unfair. The other paths are very fun (The adventure stage is funny, and the suffering stage has a very cool gimmick), and their bosses are more fair and interesting. Suffering has quite a few shortcuts that probably shouldn't be there, though.
The visuals are good, the musics are very good, and the death sound is low. If you don't bother about finishing games, you can just do the right and the lower path, and you'll have finished the best part of the game. Would recommend.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Avoidance Gimmick
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 40 40
Apr 28, 2015