10 Reviews:
dono
Basically made an account to review this game.
Play the Game 3 is...something. I spent around an hour total on this game (mostly using godmode). I don't know why I did it, honestly. I could've done anything else but I decided to sit down and finish this, it wasn't worth it. This is a god awful game, probably one of the worst I've ever played. Possibly one of the worst pieces of software I've ever played.
The bosses are horrible, the needle is terrible. The needle ranges from passable to Happil levels of garbage. The bosses are usually just worse versions of good bosses from other fangames, sometimes (at least, as far as I know) impossible. Or at least humanly impossible. The final boss is literally a recolored Kamilia. A much, MUCH worse version of Kamilia 3's Kamilia battle.
Godmode doesn't work with dotkid, although it doesn't matter because the dotkid sections are usually piss easy. Most of the music is just taken from other fangames, there's zero production value, nothing is fun, it's all garbage in every sense of the word. But in a way, I almost feel bad for this game.
It was obviously made by a kid, someone who was genuinely trying to make something great like K3 or any other actually good medly game. There's effort here, but it simply amounts to nothing.
If the dev of this game is reading this, I'm sorry. I hate this game. But you CAN do better, don't limit yourself to the same tired ideas, you can do better than this.
0.5 points for effort, nothing else.
[4] Likes
Play the Game 3 is...something. I spent around an hour total on this game (mostly using godmode). I don't know why I did it, honestly. I could've done anything else but I decided to sit down and finish this, it wasn't worth it. This is a god awful game, probably one of the worst I've ever played. Possibly one of the worst pieces of software I've ever played.
The bosses are horrible, the needle is terrible. The needle ranges from passable to Happil levels of garbage. The bosses are usually just worse versions of good bosses from other fangames, sometimes (at least, as far as I know) impossible. Or at least humanly impossible. The final boss is literally a recolored Kamilia. A much, MUCH worse version of Kamilia 3's Kamilia battle.
Godmode doesn't work with dotkid, although it doesn't matter because the dotkid sections are usually piss easy. Most of the music is just taken from other fangames, there's zero production value, nothing is fun, it's all garbage in every sense of the word. But in a way, I almost feel bad for this game.
It was obviously made by a kid, someone who was genuinely trying to make something great like K3 or any other actually good medly game. There's effort here, but it simply amounts to nothing.
If the dev of this game is reading this, I'm sorry. I hate this game. But you CAN do better, don't limit yourself to the same tired ideas, you can do better than this.
0.5 points for effort, nothing else.
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 100 100
Jul 29, 2019
moogy
Impossibly bad medley game in the style of K3/Z3. Some parts are humanly impossible but you have access to god mode on (almost) every screen by pressing G.
Honestly, this is so bad that I'm almost certain it was made by someone who knows what he's doing and is intentionally fucking with people. There's way too much pure meme essence in this game for it to actually be the result of someone sincerely trying to make something good -- like, there are multiple humanly impossible bosses (one of which has literally thousands of HP), but almost all of the platforming is just a bunch of diagonals with improper tiling and shit, with screens taken almost exclusively from terrible old Japanese games. Stuff like the horrendous sound balancing during the Viridian fight (stolen from Z3 lol) also make me believe that it's intentionally bad.
But even on the off chance that the entire game isn't just trolling, it's still absolutely hilarious and worth playing if you have 30 minutes to kill, imo. I actually laughed out loud at how dumb some of the bosses got and the general aesthetic/vibe are really entertaining if you're a fan of Sudoku stuff.
One of the Dotkid screens you can't use god mode on is actually pretty annoying to play imo, but the game requires basically no effort to sit through otherwise. Streaming it might be fun!
[2] Likes
Honestly, this is so bad that I'm almost certain it was made by someone who knows what he's doing and is intentionally fucking with people. There's way too much pure meme essence in this game for it to actually be the result of someone sincerely trying to make something good -- like, there are multiple humanly impossible bosses (one of which has literally thousands of HP), but almost all of the platforming is just a bunch of diagonals with improper tiling and shit, with screens taken almost exclusively from terrible old Japanese games. Stuff like the horrendous sound balancing during the Viridian fight (stolen from Z3 lol) also make me believe that it's intentionally bad.
But even on the off chance that the entire game isn't just trolling, it's still absolutely hilarious and worth playing if you have 30 minutes to kill, imo. I actually laughed out loud at how dumb some of the bosses got and the general aesthetic/vibe are really entertaining if you're a fan of Sudoku stuff.
One of the Dotkid screens you can't use god mode on is actually pretty annoying to play imo, but the game requires basically no effort to sit through otherwise. Streaming it might be fun!
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Dec 1, 2019