I wanna be the Fuckerball

Creator: Tesla

Average Rating
1.6 / 10
Average Difficulty
53.3 / 100
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Creator's Comments:

Tesla [Creator]
README:Please read everything carefully!
1-8 change music
This is the IWBTG-fangame, but the gameplay is different from standart fungames.
At different levels various controls may be used.
In total, the game has 3 types of control:
1) Standart control (Arrow keys - move, shift - jump, z - shoot). Used in 94% levels.
2) FUCKERBALL control - levels with purple ball (Arrow keys - move, A - stop). Used in 2% levels.
3) Mouse control (Mouse - move, left mouse button - acceleration). Used in 4% levels.
On some levels you can skip intro by pressing S-button.
If you ruined the save, die and press O-button (not a zero).
If you have any problems, please write us: |[email protected]| and we fix all bugs
GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN!

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 54 54
Aug 12, 2019

6 Reviews:

dono
FUCKERBALL is a work by the great mind Tesla, a testament to the power of video games not only as a source of entertainment, but of art itself. FUCKERBALL has you control the titular character FUCKERBALL, a small (FUCKER)ball with big (FUCKER)dreams. The game plays as your standard platformer game, where you must dodge spikes, rocks, and skulls in an attempt to get to the warp portal. What is FUCKERBALL's purpose? That is for you to find out.


FUCKERBALL is a work of art in more ways than one, it's an exibition of beautiful art. Throughout the game I had to stop just to take in the beautiful sights scattered throughout all of the game. From the breathtaking (and blue) opening screens to the tense trials of the skullmaze (still very blue) I was shocked, stunned, disgusted, and many, many more emotions. It's truly a testiment to what passion and love can do when someone truly cares about the art they produce.


The music is amazing as well, boasting what could be 8 songs which you can choose at will. A brave choice, I know, but one that completely paid off. And they don't loop really makes you cherish the time you spend hearing it, which ties directly into the theme of the game itself (which, don't worry, I will get into).


The gameplay is almost too sublime to put into words, pitch perfect platforming which is so fluid even those who have never even seen a controller before can hop right in and start having a blast. You have a jump, a double jump, and you can move around on the ground or in mid air. So little, but at the same time, so much. Not only that, but FUCKERBALL's difficulty is perfect, easing you into gameplay by making you repeat the same room 5 times and then throwing you directly into the dangerous skullmaze. The difficulty curve is a bit stange, but in the end it works in the benifet of the game.

The story of FUCKERBALL is a tragic one, a story of a (FUCKER)ball so blinded by his own thrist for revenge that he seeks to kill the one who murdered his father. It will take you through many twists, turns, friendships, romances, and everything in between. It will challenge you morally, mentally, and much much more. It will take you a while to understand, maybe even decades, but one day you'll be able to say "I understand". But in the mean time, savour it.


FUCKERBALL has so much content that I could spend days listing it here, my first playthrough (of 12) clocked in at around 229 hours. And that was just for the main story mode. Not counting the multiplayer, extra stories, DLC, etc., FUCKERBALL will truly give you something to chew on for years.


all in all the game fucking sucks

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: N/A
Aug 14, 2019
kurath
I can't be certain that I beat this game, but I took a warp that went to an empty screen where nothing happened for a long time. Now, you may be thinking that sounds like it. However, this game is literally designed to waste your time so its hard to say. There are numerous unskippable 15-30-45s periods of literally nothing and one (thankfully) skippable segment that goes on for minutes at the start of rooms/saves for seemingly no reason. Also I don't remember any screens where the mouse is required like the creator says, so I'm really not sure but don't care enough to find out anymore.

This feels like a poor attempt at a Sudoku game, since no one can actually think wasting that much time is a good idea.

Basically, the kid sprite is a ball (hitbox seems the same). There's a lot of tedious shooting segments, a lot of standing around, a weird other ball gimmick where you control with u/d/l/r (with bad hitboxes). The only traps are screen transition ganks, which you should expect every single screen.

Honestly, there's a few decently creative segments in here but its mixed with tedious copy/paste rooms, complete wastes of time, lots of standing around, dumb cycles, softlock risks, invisible mazes and everything else you can do wrong.

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[2] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 50 50
Aug 12, 2019
Bob
You play as a ball and jump around while The Final Countdown by Europe plays (though doesn't loop), and shoot some skulls that are hard to hit and are on annoying paths. I don't even know. It's just bad.

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[2] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 60 60
Aug 12, 2019
Ethernal
The game is not so good, there are many loops, copy levels and annoying path if skulls, but the boss is really creative and not bad

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[2] Likes
Rating: 3.2 32       Difficulty: 49 49
Aug 12, 2019
JRocker873
Took me nearly half an hour to download and was absolutely not worth it. The game and spam accounts giving this game a high rating (one of which was the creator) is just cringe. Don't play it.

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Tagged as: Meme
[1] Like
Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: N/A
Aug 12, 2019