Delicious Fruit
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by Cosmoing
4 Reviews:
LastTISisLife
I really wanna write funny review, but i will hold myself. This is serious essay
This game is nothing less than huge mess of sometimes cool, but mostly incredibly stupid and strange ideas. I couldn't say it wasn't unique tho, no at all. Every save was interesting on it's own, but to a certain degree. Unfortunately, once game goes beyond this degree, it becomes unhealthly as most soft description of what's going on
Game starts with somewhat of small open world, where you need to find you way to fight 3 bosses. Every of this bosses is incredibly fucked, i wouldn't go deep, but one of them requires from you to softlock him in correct way (!), one of them is pure luck check with hard choke segment (!!), last of them is not that bad, but it has so much HP, that it took me to beat him longer than previous combined (!!!). Not gonna tell how hard and dumb are way to bosses, but believe me it is...
The game became only more cursed after this. Once you beat all bosses, you will encounter two needle screens, first one is actually somewhat fun with platform non-sense. And then you will proceed into pyramide. Oh man... OH MAN!
It actually hurts to think. This pyramide full of stupid design in most obnoxious and crazy way. While general concept is interesting - you search for secret paths to unlock every wall around exiting warp by obtaining item (4 in total). But man, the individual saves and even jumps are insane, some of them are just like taken from L-needle or similar stuff, and i'm not joking at all. Combine this with pure focus on traps and trolls, and you will received mess, that you can rarely witness
After this madness, final challenges are still awaits. Final needle stage is pretty alright, which is really suprising for this game, not too much shenanigans. First boss is Pharaoh itself, and it's quite fun platform-oriented fight. Second boss aka last boss aka WTF is...
Nothing less than hardest mashing boss in entirety of fangames (ok, maybe Kotori is harder, but who knows). And again. i'm not joking. You will need to survive 3 minutes of pattern boss fight, concept is simple and might sounds fun - you determinate waves of enemies, that are basically the kids as you. It also might sounds like not a big deal, but forget it. Beating this boss without gBrain strats/rebinds/autofire is challenge that will drive crazy almost anyone for it's sheer requirement of mashing. I beat in the most funny way possible, but hey i still did it (with my strat it was not that bad, but still painful)
Tbh, while looking at this game, i wonder, why i still liked it, lol. As you can see, rarely single thing in the game isn't annoying/bad/stupidly hard etc. But, man, the feeling and the flow of this game is something. I truly like crazy stuff, and this game fulfill my itch for unbelievably dumb things. From hard trap precise platforming to blind way approaching. From softlocking bosses to crush my hands in blood in attempts of beating final challenge of this game. This game is MEMORABLE, and while not being good, the spectre of emotions is what i appreciated the most, and i think creator and me were on same level of thinking, because i think creator fully enjoyed making this piece of garbage, and i... fully enjoyed my tortures, rages, pain and actually satisfaction overall
[5] Likes
This game is nothing less than huge mess of sometimes cool, but mostly incredibly stupid and strange ideas. I couldn't say it wasn't unique tho, no at all. Every save was interesting on it's own, but to a certain degree. Unfortunately, once game goes beyond this degree, it becomes unhealthly as most soft description of what's going on
Game starts with somewhat of small open world, where you need to find you way to fight 3 bosses. Every of this bosses is incredibly fucked, i wouldn't go deep, but one of them requires from you to softlock him in correct way (!), one of them is pure luck check with hard choke segment (!!), last of them is not that bad, but it has so much HP, that it took me to beat him longer than previous combined (!!!). Not gonna tell how hard and dumb are way to bosses, but believe me it is...
The game became only more cursed after this. Once you beat all bosses, you will encounter two needle screens, first one is actually somewhat fun with platform non-sense. And then you will proceed into pyramide. Oh man... OH MAN!
It actually hurts to think. This pyramide full of stupid design in most obnoxious and crazy way. While general concept is interesting - you search for secret paths to unlock every wall around exiting warp by obtaining item (4 in total). But man, the individual saves and even jumps are insane, some of them are just like taken from L-needle or similar stuff, and i'm not joking at all. Combine this with pure focus on traps and trolls, and you will received mess, that you can rarely witness
After this madness, final challenges are still awaits. Final needle stage is pretty alright, which is really suprising for this game, not too much shenanigans. First boss is Pharaoh itself, and it's quite fun platform-oriented fight. Second boss aka last boss aka WTF is...
Nothing less than hardest mashing boss in entirety of fangames (ok, maybe Kotori is harder, but who knows). And again. i'm not joking. You will need to survive 3 minutes of pattern boss fight, concept is simple and might sounds fun - you determinate waves of enemies, that are basically the kids as you. It also might sounds like not a big deal, but forget it. Beating this boss without gBrain strats/rebinds/autofire is challenge that will drive crazy almost anyone for it's sheer requirement of mashing. I beat in the most funny way possible, but hey i still did it (with my strat it was not that bad, but still painful)
Tbh, while looking at this game, i wonder, why i still liked it, lol. As you can see, rarely single thing in the game isn't annoying/bad/stupidly hard etc. But, man, the feeling and the flow of this game is something. I truly like crazy stuff, and this game fulfill my itch for unbelievably dumb things. From hard trap precise platforming to blind way approaching. From softlocking bosses to crush my hands in blood in attempts of beating final challenge of this game. This game is MEMORABLE, and while not being good, the spectre of emotions is what i appreciated the most, and i think creator and me were on same level of thinking, because i think creator fully enjoyed making this piece of garbage, and i... fully enjoyed my tortures, rages, pain and actually satisfaction overall
Rating: 5.6 56
Difficulty: 79 79
Sep 3, 2023
Drug_Solo
я был дал 50 сложности (с) BlackJack_91
[2] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 16, 2024
Cosmoing
This game is really just the first Pharaoh game but with a major shift in focus: the "Chaos" where you had no idea where to go or what to do has now been replaced with a "Curse" which just means everything is really really really hard now.
The screen layouts are very similar to the original game, as is the structure of the game, although there's more to do outside the pyramid now.
Saves are a lot more sparse than the first time around, the individual jumps are actually insane sometimes (the difficulty rating is pretty much just from 1 jump), and the bosses are quite simply unreasonable. And it ends with a section that basically demands autofire, unless you're a boshy speedrunner or something.
If the first one enthralled you, I wouldn't recommend this one. What you enjoyed from the original is most certainly missing in this installment.
[2] Likes
The screen layouts are very similar to the original game, as is the structure of the game, although there's more to do outside the pyramid now.
Saves are a lot more sparse than the first time around, the individual jumps are actually insane sometimes (the difficulty rating is pretty much just from 1 jump), and the bosses are quite simply unreasonable. And it ends with a section that basically demands autofire, unless you're a boshy speedrunner or something.
If the first one enthralled you, I wouldn't recommend this one. What you enjoyed from the original is most certainly missing in this installment.
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 90 90
Aug 3, 2021