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DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna get over them
For: I wanna get over them
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.2 62
Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 4, 2026
THOMASINO
For: I wanna be the Kaenbyou
For: I wanna be the Kaenbyou
Very inspiring!
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Rating: 9.9 99
Difficulty: 20 20
Apr 4, 2026
ZizixSeven
For: I Wanna Establish Capitalism 0
For: I Wanna Establish Capitalism 0
Surprisingly great game! It has a variety of content: secrets, secret codes, easter eggs and other. The main content of the game contains 3 stages with bosses. The stages themselves are pretty simple, cozy even, containing decent amount of content, which makes them fun to explore. One of the best things in this game is accessibility, including godmode, saving anywhere and using portal room (all of that unlocks through codes btw). Bosses are generally okay gameplay-wise and visually. Extra content mostly made for fun. I personally really liked the third stage, which had the most thoroughly developed needle gameplay (except for one crucial bug on Tower).
I also think, that this game is joke on surface, but much deeper internally. You can clearly see moments, where author had more motivation and ideas. You can clearly what author values through the layers of post-irony. This game definitely was made with good intent and it's noticeable. I may be biased because I'm a friend of Capitalism, but the best part of a person is always inside them. Sometimes you just need to look deeper
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I also think, that this game is joke on surface, but much deeper internally. You can clearly see moments, where author had more motivation and ideas. You can clearly what author values through the layers of post-irony. This game definitely was made with good intent and it's noticeable. I may be biased because I'm a friend of Capitalism, but the best part of a person is always inside them. Sometimes you just need to look deeper
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 75 75
Apr 4, 2026
Faucet
For: XIFT
For: XIFT
Solid needle game. Nothing too special for modern standards, but it is quite interesting. Overall this has a bit of a pointillism syndrome where everything looks super good, but the needle itself isn't that interesting or fun. I liked the psychedelic vibe although overall the atmosphere didn't resonate with me that much.
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.2 82
Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 4, 2026
CocoaKitteh
For: I Wanna Kill The Time Destroyer
For: I Wanna Kill The Time Destroyer
Tagged as: Medley
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 4, 2026
Faucet
For: I Wanna Break The Series Z
For: I Wanna Break The Series Z
Z1 is a rather infamous game. It is probably the earliest example of Kamilia clones, except it's released before k3, so it's more of a k2 clone. Conventionally it's not good at all. It's filled with generic named jump needle, annoying and pointless traps and poorly balanced bosses. The difficulty curve is also quite wacky, as arguably the hardest save in the game is the kill the guy screen which is in stage 4 (there are 6 stages). Despite all this, I can definitely say that I enjoyed my time with this game. It has a certain charm to it, and a lot of it is comically bad which makes it entertaining to keep playing. Overall the vibe of the game gets a lot stronger in the second half, and this game has a great music selection. It's nothing too crazy, it definitely doesn't match Z2's aura, but I'm happy that this game exists.
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.4 84
Difficulty: 68 68
Apr 4, 2026
eggkid
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers 2
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers 2
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.8 78
Difficulty: 90 90
Apr 4, 2026
Ayn
For: I wanna lose the princess
For: I wanna lose the princess
The RNG is even worse than in some of the bad games I've played imo.
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 65 65
Apr 4, 2026
Delicious Fruit