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lesbiandonkeykong
For: I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2
Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Medley Boss Short Meme
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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 20 20
May 20, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: natto
Very incompetent and bad game.

First of all, author of this game provided only .exe of the game, and did not provide necessary parts of the engine with the sounds. However, judging by the errors, it was not anything useful, just the standard engine stuff. I am not sure which engine this is though. I thought renex's but now I am unsure.

To get rid of this error, please click immediately on the 'Abort' button. It won't close the game, but will proceed instead. Yes, the game will be muted, but this is author's issue.

The game is simply called after Japanese fermented soybean dish, which also happens to be a slang term in fangame community for an 'invert' jump, coming back from 2010.

And... this game's contents you can see in the screenshot. You have to beat 2 inverts in a row. Weird blurry food image in the background ; weird block design, and weird additional unrelated spikes ; the Chinese text that says '要吐了', which is literally meaning the same as the English text '(about) to throw up'. Also I do not know what is that weird block structure after the first jump. It does not have any collisions.

After that you get a very weird clear screen, where you see big Chinese bad hand-written symbols and very small English text that says 'natto is unpalatable'. I have no idea what symbols author tried to write, so I asked ChatGPT to transcribe, and it got the result '納豆真難吃', which would roughly translate as 'Natto tastes awful', or something like that. I guess that matched the English text.

Also why the hell is on chopsticks written 'it like semen' ????????

The only reason I am not giving this 0.0, is because at the very least author tried to reference something here.

As for difficulty I do not know. I think doing 2 inverts is not necessarily easy, even if I did it in 5 minutes. Luckily you can immediately try out the jump, and also you do not have to do other kind of jumps, so you can work out on your muscle memory. But also this game does require good enough keyboard for invert jumps. All things considered, I might be actually underrating this game, so keep in mind that.

Anyway, there are so many things wrong in this game. The game is broken, can make you feel a bit dizzy, is a bit disrespectful in itself, not funny in the slightest and gameplay wise it is just simply annoying, and has nothing redeeming in itself.

Don't play this.

Highly would not recommend.

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Tagged as: Needle
[1] Like
Rating: 0.1 1       Difficulty: 48 48
May 20, 2025
Riechert
For: FUCK YOU MARIO!!!
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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 30 30
May 20, 2025
Countershooter
For: I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 3+
Tagged as: Mod
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
May 20, 2025
PlutoTheThing
For: DAWN PASS
Fun puzzle heavy needle game. It's mostly quite chill and never gets too complex but you will have to think a bit during some parts. The gimmicks are used in a lot of really fun ways throughout, stuff like the platforms that move based on where you jump off them are really cool for instance. It's very short but the time spent is a pleasant one, a good game to relax with for sure.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 36 36
May 20, 2025
SfumatoCannon_ [Creator]
For: ⧸s 244
4 Screens WVP needle. Have fun.

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Tagged as: Needle water-vine-platform
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 55 55
May 20, 2025
eggkid
For: ⧸s 244
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 55 55
May 20, 2025
ferrarityy
For: I wanna EV
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 65 65
May 20, 2025
i_wanna_wiki_bot
For: ⧸s 244
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
May 20, 2025
theTics
For: I wanna ≬
Tagged as: L_Game
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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 68 68
May 20, 2025
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