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For: I wanna be the VARGSKELETHOR!
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For: I wanna be the VARGSKELETHOR!
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 35 35
May 12, 2025
K_YouTube
For: whiteinky's Cloud I Wanna Collection!
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For: whiteinky's Cloud I Wanna Collection!
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 40 40
May 12, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the 128
For: I wanna be the 128
Good Rukito-like, many triggers are nicely done in very fun way and needle itself is pretty satisfying. Boss was also neat
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Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 69 69
May 11, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna git gud spike
For: I wanna git gud spike
Obvious joke game filled with skips, random placement of blocks that create little extra useless fun zones and other shenenigans, such as all the music being from kevin macleod.
Reccomended just to see what a sick mind such as cronpa's could create. One screen in particular was pretty challenging. It looks like a jump can be done only with a certain align that isnt easy to grab and bring to the end.
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Reccomended just to see what a sick mind such as cronpa's could create. One screen in particular was pretty challenging. It looks like a jump can be done only with a certain align that isnt easy to grab and bring to the end.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 41 41
May 11, 2025
Lugadi
For: I wanna best the needle 4
For: I wanna best the needle 4
Excellent tetralogy of needle games. this one was probably the hardest of the bunch.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
May 11, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the Duck Jump
For: I wanna be the Duck Jump
Parody on 'I wanna be the Gate jump' released in 2014. You can easily tell that this was made more than 10 years ago:
- Readme referencing to ParagusRants (I have no clues what was the context or who even made this): 'I God damnit para, you had to have vent open. look at what you made me do.'
- Title screen saying 'Thanks Obama'
- Some weird remix / cover of 'The Duck Song' made in an 'edgy' way
- Epilepsy text
- Curse word and a slur
- 'Funny Construction' of Saves in a specific manner at the end.
So, yeah, this is dated.
As for the gameplay you have to do a nerfed double invert with a duck character. The jump is harder than the gate jump, but it is probably easier than doing the diamond jump.
Then there is a clear screen. You can try to save jump to the ceiling but you won't be rewarded in any way.
The author tried to be funny, but I do not find this funny, and probably would not have found this funny in the past either. The only cute thing is the 'Quack' difficulty options.
There is not much to the game. It is bland for the parody, and does not have much in it.
You could say that this is better than 'I wanna be the Gate jump', but I will still rate this lower. It feels a bit cringe in 2025, what you could not say about the original game.
Would not recommend unless you need a free clear for your clear list.
- Readme referencing to ParagusRants (I have no clues what was the context or who even made this): 'I God damnit para, you had to have vent open. look at what you made me do.'
- Title screen saying 'Thanks Obama'
- Some weird remix / cover of 'The Duck Song' made in an 'edgy' way
- Epilepsy text
- Curse word and a slur
- 'Funny Construction' of Saves in a specific manner at the end.
So, yeah, this is dated.
As for the gameplay you have to do a nerfed double invert with a duck character. The jump is harder than the gate jump, but it is probably easier than doing the diamond jump.
Then there is a clear screen. You can try to save jump to the ceiling but you won't be rewarded in any way.
The author tried to be funny, but I do not find this funny, and probably would not have found this funny in the past either. The only cute thing is the 'Quack' difficulty options.
There is not much to the game. It is bland for the parody, and does not have much in it.
You could say that this is better than 'I wanna be the Gate jump', but I will still rate this lower. It feels a bit cringe in 2025, what you could not say about the original game.
Would not recommend unless you need a free clear for your clear list.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 5 5
May 11, 2025