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BloggerOP
For: I wanna be the UnderGround
For: I wanna be the UnderGround
This is a 4.5 minute long pattern avoidance, so if that's not your thing, avoid this.
I had fun with it, patterns were satisfying enough. One attack with 3 grey shapes on the second half was too precise though, I eventually found a strat. Dying there around 10 times was annoying, but other than that, I really think it's a good pattern avoidance. In my opinion, RNG isn't that bad as well, compared to other avoidances with similar difficulty. It's like a bit dumb.
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I had fun with it, patterns were satisfying enough. One attack with 3 grey shapes on the second half was too precise though, I eventually found a strat. Dying there around 10 times was annoying, but other than that, I really think it's a good pattern avoidance. In my opinion, RNG isn't that bad as well, compared to other avoidances with similar difficulty. It's like a bit dumb.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 75 75
Feb 26, 2025
TTBB
For: pussy advance
For: pussy advance
Rating based on hit-count (hitless is ~60).
I'm pretty surprised actually. From the name of the game, the fact that the initial release was just the default engine, the lack of title screen, and lack of effort to change the window title to something other than "I Wanna Be The GMS2_3 Engine YoYoYo Edition v0.9", I was very sure this was just gonna be some dumb 2 second meme game. Turns out, it's an actual avoidance with a good amount of effort put into it.
It's a relatively simple barrage under 2 min. Attacks are balanced well for the most part, and a lot of is pretty fun. The best part I would say is that you get 5 HP in this, making this a pretty good recommendation for novice players who want to get better at barrage without needing to face slam themselves with super difficult games.
My only real gripe I have is that the intro attack is a little too long (though I know I shouldn't be the one talking considering what I've made). Either trimming the song or adding a little more variety to the start would make it a little more enjoyable. The ending RNG is also the biggest threat when it comes to hitless, but that doesn't effect my rating at all since this game was balanced around HP.
I also wish that there was more effort put into the presentation outside of the avoidance, like a title screen for example. It's a good avoidance but it has a good chance of just being unnoticed or disregarded.
I'm pretty surprised actually. From the name of the game, the fact that the initial release was just the default engine, the lack of title screen, and lack of effort to change the window title to something other than "I Wanna Be The GMS2_3 Engine YoYoYo Edition v0.9", I was very sure this was just gonna be some dumb 2 second meme game. Turns out, it's an actual avoidance with a good amount of effort put into it.
It's a relatively simple barrage under 2 min. Attacks are balanced well for the most part, and a lot of is pretty fun. The best part I would say is that you get 5 HP in this, making this a pretty good recommendation for novice players who want to get better at barrage without needing to face slam themselves with super difficult games.
My only real gripe I have is that the intro attack is a little too long (though I know I shouldn't be the one talking considering what I've made). Either trimming the song or adding a little more variety to the start would make it a little more enjoyable. The ending RNG is also the biggest threat when it comes to hitless, but that doesn't effect my rating at all since this game was balanced around HP.
I also wish that there was more effort put into the presentation outside of the avoidance, like a title screen for example. It's a good avoidance but it has a good chance of just being unnoticed or disregarded.
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 42 42
Feb 26, 2025
TTBB
For: I wanna be the haunt
For: I wanna be the haunt
Starts off with a couple screens of easy needle that you could deathless all in one go if you wanted to, and then an avoidance.
The avoidance is 2 min long as is mostly fast random(360) barrage. It has some annoying attack transitions where in the middle of dodging said random(360), the cherries will instantly fly upwards so you'll often just get sniped by a cherry under you if you aren't fully prepared. There's also a lovetrap attack close to the end that isn't hard if you've done a lovetrap before, but it happens out of nowhere so remembering to get on the platform before it starts is the tricky part. Overall I would say it's a decent avoidance if you want to learn/get better at fast barrage (and you don't wanna play something that's like 90+ difficulty), but beware that the RNG can be pretty hard during transitions.
Also, ignore the review that says this is 30 difficulty. There is no universe where that is true.
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The avoidance is 2 min long as is mostly fast random(360) barrage. It has some annoying attack transitions where in the middle of dodging said random(360), the cherries will instantly fly upwards so you'll often just get sniped by a cherry under you if you aren't fully prepared. There's also a lovetrap attack close to the end that isn't hard if you've done a lovetrap before, but it happens out of nowhere so remembering to get on the platform before it starts is the tricky part. Overall I would say it's a decent avoidance if you want to learn/get better at fast barrage (and you don't wanna play something that's like 90+ difficulty), but beware that the RNG can be pretty hard during transitions.
Also, ignore the review that says this is 30 difficulty. There is no universe where that is true.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 26, 2025
bit05
For: MeowTool
For: MeowTool
its peak!!!!! :3
Tagged as: Tool
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Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: N/A
Feb 26, 2025
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: only wanna cereblate
For: only wanna cereblate
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 60 60
Feb 25, 2025
HippoNoir
For: Thanks For 2024!!
For: Thanks For 2024!!
Chill short needle game with some great visuals. There's good variety in the rooms with some being more about navigation while others being about precision. I really liked the music and thought it complimented the aesthetics well. I liked how the environment partially blocked the spikes. One thing I didn't like was that when you die the rock music starts playing which totally clashes with the calm atmosphere.
And of course: The OP is kino
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And of course: The OP is kino
Rating: 6.7 67
Difficulty: 25 25
Feb 25, 2025
unused_user
For: I wanna Play the DotKid Needle Game
For: I wanna Play the DotKid Needle Game
i liked doing this, but it was also a little lackluster. the difficulty does get a little inconsistent throughout some places, and it was a bit shorter than i was expecting with only about 3 screens.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 25, 2025
charli_j
For: I wanna be the Lunatic Princess
For: I wanna be the Lunatic Princess
amazing barrage for its difficulty. the learning curve is executed well and you always feel the progression. the only issue is that some transitions feel wack.
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Rating: 9.2 92
Difficulty: N/A
Feb 25, 2025
charli_j
For: I wanna Idealization
For: I wanna Idealization
solid ideas but horrible execution. i hope creator will put more thoughts into balancing the game.
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Rating: 4.1 41
Difficulty: 70 70
Feb 25, 2025
Delicious Fruit