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xva
For: I wanna be the DLしとけ
For: I wanna be the DLしとけ
this hardly qualifies as a game, I'd more so call it some sort of esoteric torture device. before you ask, yes, I have cleared this game unfortunately. I can say with a high degree of certainty that there is next to no skill required, it's the closest you'll get to a Lucky-series game in the form of a needle save
ever wanted to cosplay as a shitty version of Sisyphus? then this game is gonna be right up your alley! numpad away!!!!
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ever wanted to cosplay as a shitty version of Sisyphus? then this game is gonna be right up your alley! numpad away!!!!
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 84 84
Dec 26, 2024
Pigeon
For: わっかんない★
For: わっかんない★
Quite meh, not a whole lot to say.
3 stage with a boss at the end of each.
A few late save traps some times and one screen that is way more difficult than the rest in platforming.
I don't know if last boss has refreshing attack iframes, because one attack was insanely dense compared to the rest which I somehow survived.
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3 stage with a boss at the end of each.
A few late save traps some times and one screen that is way more difficult than the rest in platforming.
I don't know if last boss has refreshing attack iframes, because one attack was insanely dense compared to the rest which I somehow survived.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 32 32
Dec 25, 2024
Pigeon
For: I wanna arrive the Ambitious
For: I wanna arrive the Ambitious
Pretty cool game overall.
I did struggle a fair bit on the quizzes overall, only narrowly understanding one for the answer.
Actually did not think to use any translating tool at my disposition so that is my mistake.
Always satisfying to figure out an answer in another language.
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I did struggle a fair bit on the quizzes overall, only narrowly understanding one for the answer.
Actually did not think to use any translating tool at my disposition so that is my mistake.
Always satisfying to figure out an answer in another language.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 33 33
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: I wanna Seven buttons ASTRAIA
For: I wanna Seven buttons ASTRAIA
pretty fun barrage mostly focusing on bullet speed. everything is pretty readable and easy to understand except the last few attacks which seem pretty stupid and/or difficult to read. this is especially the case with the attack where specific color-coded cherries each go to a specific pre-determined direction. I just kinda hoped for the best there and tried to read whatever came my way, praying I wouldn't die. I ended up not dying and now I have no idea truly how difficult this avoidance is. I'm just rating it based on everything up to that point, since I can't accurately deduce the difficulty past that point. all-in-all it's kinda fun to read, makes for a quick and fun clear. that is, if final goes right
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Rating: 5.8 58
Difficulty: 63 63
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: I wanna be the Ethanol
For: I wanna be the Ethanol
classic yoyo avoidance with some enjoyable attacks that don't do anything too crazy you wouldn't expect. every 'pattern' is readable and reactable. at this point they're hardly patterns, you don't need to remember much. I only died once in the actual avoidance, and I'm no avoidance god. I suppose the last attack can be a bit scary since you need to react in time, but I feel like even staying in the corner you could possibly survive. needle isn't anything special, yoyo found out how to stretch spikes lol
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Rating: 6.2 62
Difficulty: 40 40
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: 配置げーがしたい?なら作ればええやん3
For: 配置げーがしたい?なら作ればええやん3
very unremarkable trials game, mostly cancels and 1fs and lowjumps. numpadding and cancelling pretty much instantly resolves over 90% of the rooms in this game. I suppose it's fun to run through for a short while. installing the game might take longer than actually clearing it depending on your skill level
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Rating: 4.9 49
Difficulty: 53 53
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: I wanna be the 私は私の道を行く
For: I wanna be the 私は私の道を行く
game so forgettable i dont even know what goes on in it
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Rating: 2.1 21
Difficulty: 10 10
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: Arklight
For: Arklight
32px needle with not a lot of variance. this doesn't mean it's anything bad though, everything is pretty fun and simple. there's two one-save screens which are substantially harder than the rest of the game. the last screen is definitely the hardest one, as it took more than half my playtime
this game is exactly what I picture when someone says "jtool needle" - not that that's a bad thing
this game is exactly what I picture when someone says "jtool needle" - not that that's a bad thing
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 58 58
Dec 25, 2024
xva
For: I wanna be the Posterize
For: I wanna be the Posterize
rating includes needle
extremely basic game - two screens of 32px needle generic jump spam (with no saveblockers btw, so use that to your advantage). the needle is the hardest part of the game and isn't even mandatory. I wouldn't bother with it, the only reason I even played the needle is pretty simple: long ago, around 2016, I downloaded this game and tried to beat it with the needle. I kept trying for about an hour and I never made it past the dplane. I gave up and called it impossible. about 8 years later, I download the game and beat the needle in under 10 minutes along with the avoidance I forgot even existed
as for the avoidance itself, it's very basic and quite easy. there is not much to talk about, you can probably first try it
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extremely basic game - two screens of 32px needle generic jump spam (with no saveblockers btw, so use that to your advantage). the needle is the hardest part of the game and isn't even mandatory. I wouldn't bother with it, the only reason I even played the needle is pretty simple: long ago, around 2016, I downloaded this game and tried to beat it with the needle. I kept trying for about an hour and I never made it past the dplane. I gave up and called it impossible. about 8 years later, I download the game and beat the needle in under 10 minutes along with the avoidance I forgot even existed
as for the avoidance itself, it's very basic and quite easy. there is not much to talk about, you can probably first try it
Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 60 60
Dec 25, 2024
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