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PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the ]-[│／34＜#!
For: I wanna be the ]-[│／34＜#!
This game is split into two halves, the main game which is a stage with a couple gimmicks and a boss at the end, and then the final boss which is a length primarily avoidance fight focused on dense RNG reading. The platforming is quite fun honestly, it's got nice charm to it and while never going too in depth into it's gimmicks, has enough variety to keep you entertained. The boss afterwards is fine, got some fun stuff but it's mostly very chill.
The avoidance at the end is definitely the highlight for me, it's got good pacing and really fun attacks to read, it's kinda hard to talk about barrage fights because the nature of them, but I definitely think this one is worth playing, and concludes a very fun, albeit maybe a big disorganized, game!
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The avoidance at the end is definitely the highlight for me, it's got good pacing and really fun attacks to read, it's kinda hard to talk about barrage fights because the nature of them, but I definitely think this one is worth playing, and concludes a very fun, albeit maybe a big disorganized, game!
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 71 71
Jan 25, 2024
Ivan28283
For: I wanna try the 114514 tomodatis
For: I wanna try the 114514 tomodatis
quote nearigami (from 114514 needles) -
"If you can do a gate you can beat this. Just... why the fuck would you want to?
Edit: 10,000 gates in"
yeah every word of the review is true, even the 10k gates in part
if you for some reason wanna follow the journey (are you ok??????) here's a sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A0s4AnMfeW1A2zEkFOXhEH5xiarBsq5rgz7jRmgT68Y/edit?usp=sharing
feel free to question everything
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"If you can do a gate you can beat this. Just... why the fuck would you want to?
Edit: 10,000 gates in"
yeah every word of the review is true, even the 10k gates in part
if you for some reason wanna follow the journey (are you ok??????) here's a sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A0s4AnMfeW1A2zEkFOXhEH5xiarBsq5rgz7jRmgT68Y/edit?usp=sharing
feel free to question everything
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 25, 2024
Cythraul
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side
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For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side
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Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 61 61
Jan 25, 2024
xva
For: I wanna kill the Regr3t
For: I wanna kill the Regr3t
genuinely one of my favorite fangames of all time. I cannot describe the sheer stupidity of this game no matter how hard I try. my original idea for this review was going to be detailing every single flaw with this game - attempting to highlight just how many things went wrong with the development of this game. however, I really couldn't bring myself to write anything scathing or bad about it. don't get me wrong, the game *is* bad, but it's the best kind of bad: so bad it's good
in short, this game is kind of like Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" if it was a fangame: a total catastrophic mess that accidentally became the purest form of comedy gold
I extend my thanks greatly to Sully, who essentially serves as this game's promoter at this point. Sully finds this game incredibly, incredibly funny and entertaining and shows it to pretty much anyone he can. he's contributed greatly to the growth of this game among the newer members of the fangame community. for that I can only be thankful, because oh my God is it amazing
something about this game reeks of newcomer to me. people obsessed with medleys (especially Kamilia 3) often like coming up with ridiculous medley ideas. it's every K3 kid's dream to make a game as good, hard and long as Kamilia 3. unfortunately, we don't all possess gamemaking skill like the makers of Kamilia 3 do. I imagine this is what led to this game's creation - a grand medley that eventually devolved so incredibly far from its original premise that it is now unrecognizable. typically, when people make bad medleys (i.e. Series Z 2 or the various Happil-likes), there's always a subset of people that like the games no matter how poorly made they may be. for some bizarre reason, this game has no subset of people that enjoy it. reading through the reviews, you'll read only about how bad and atrocious this game is. even beyond reviews, within Twitch streams and Discord channels I've heard people shitting on this game whenever it's brought up. despite this game being a solid contender for the worst medley ever created, I cannot give it this title simply due to the fact it's hard to take seriously. comparing it to another game I think should be the carrier of this title instead (that being Series Z 2), it clearly wants to be taken seriously. in that case, the player can choose/make the mistake of taking Z2 seriously. however, in Regr3t's case, I just cannot take the game seriously no matter how hard I try. it is such an innate clownfest that there is no serious element to it. the ModDB description does not help this at all (I'm urging you to read it since it's hilarious)
now, what is concretely bad about the game? the answer is just about everything. name an issue and it's likely found within this game. it's rare to see a game that is this intrinsically fractured and unstructured. as for what structure there is - it's 3 'medley' stages and 3 'medley' bosses. none of the needle is any good and the bosses are very poorly made. however, what I'd like to touch on is the fact that this is, against popular opinion, not a medley. the maker himself states in the game's credits sequence that it isn't a medley, as he only took tilesets and sprites from the annotated games. same goes for the bosses - hell, there's a Dark Souls titlecard and a sprite of a thing from Dark Souls. another example is Isaac: he isn't a boss from any of the included fangames in the stage before, therefore it's not a medley boss. the bosses all have really weird attacks that aren't telegraphed at all. I don't really know what the thought process was while making some of these bosses. final boss takes the cake for sure. I have no words for it, you just have to play it and see. it's some of the funniest and most entertaining fangame content you can play
it's legitimately the funniest game on this entire website. nothing can match this game's inordinate fuckery. highly recommended
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in short, this game is kind of like Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" if it was a fangame: a total catastrophic mess that accidentally became the purest form of comedy gold
I extend my thanks greatly to Sully, who essentially serves as this game's promoter at this point. Sully finds this game incredibly, incredibly funny and entertaining and shows it to pretty much anyone he can. he's contributed greatly to the growth of this game among the newer members of the fangame community. for that I can only be thankful, because oh my God is it amazing
something about this game reeks of newcomer to me. people obsessed with medleys (especially Kamilia 3) often like coming up with ridiculous medley ideas. it's every K3 kid's dream to make a game as good, hard and long as Kamilia 3. unfortunately, we don't all possess gamemaking skill like the makers of Kamilia 3 do. I imagine this is what led to this game's creation - a grand medley that eventually devolved so incredibly far from its original premise that it is now unrecognizable. typically, when people make bad medleys (i.e. Series Z 2 or the various Happil-likes), there's always a subset of people that like the games no matter how poorly made they may be. for some bizarre reason, this game has no subset of people that enjoy it. reading through the reviews, you'll read only about how bad and atrocious this game is. even beyond reviews, within Twitch streams and Discord channels I've heard people shitting on this game whenever it's brought up. despite this game being a solid contender for the worst medley ever created, I cannot give it this title simply due to the fact it's hard to take seriously. comparing it to another game I think should be the carrier of this title instead (that being Series Z 2), it clearly wants to be taken seriously. in that case, the player can choose/make the mistake of taking Z2 seriously. however, in Regr3t's case, I just cannot take the game seriously no matter how hard I try. it is such an innate clownfest that there is no serious element to it. the ModDB description does not help this at all (I'm urging you to read it since it's hilarious)
now, what is concretely bad about the game? the answer is just about everything. name an issue and it's likely found within this game. it's rare to see a game that is this intrinsically fractured and unstructured. as for what structure there is - it's 3 'medley' stages and 3 'medley' bosses. none of the needle is any good and the bosses are very poorly made. however, what I'd like to touch on is the fact that this is, against popular opinion, not a medley. the maker himself states in the game's credits sequence that it isn't a medley, as he only took tilesets and sprites from the annotated games. same goes for the bosses - hell, there's a Dark Souls titlecard and a sprite of a thing from Dark Souls. another example is Isaac: he isn't a boss from any of the included fangames in the stage before, therefore it's not a medley boss. the bosses all have really weird attacks that aren't telegraphed at all. I don't really know what the thought process was while making some of these bosses. final boss takes the cake for sure. I have no words for it, you just have to play it and see. it's some of the funniest and most entertaining fangame content you can play
it's legitimately the funniest game on this entire website. nothing can match this game's inordinate fuckery. highly recommended
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 48 48
Jan 25, 2024
iwannafan12345678910
For: I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged]
For: I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged]
When I get a laptop I'll play this because I like scary games
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 25, 2024
Kelvar
For: I waanna get chased by Charlie Morningstar
For: I waanna get chased by Charlie Morningstar
The game is obviously meme-inspired, but the needle flows well and is fun. Chases like this should be fairly sight-readable and this game does give that.
The main downsides are it does stick to the 32x32 grid and the game is very short. With a few more screens and a bit more originality in the jumps, I'd say this game would get a higher rating.
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The main downsides are it does stick to the 32x32 grid and the game is very short. With a few more screens and a bit more originality in the jumps, I'd say this game would get a higher rating.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 25, 2024
aglab2
For: I wanna Eris' Fruit
For: I wanna Eris' Fruit
Pretty fun short trap adventure game which turns in a bit of a needle in the end. Fun stuff
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Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 25, 2024
BloggerOP
For: I wanna Crash and Burn
For: I wanna Crash and Burn
Rating based on enhanced version. Difficulty of normal version would be 58.
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Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 84 84
Jan 25, 2024