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Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Story
For: I wanna be the Story
Oh my God this is so horrible
It's the ravings of a madman. Utter lunacy given form. And yet, a method to the madness; a few brief segments where there are hints, little puzzles to solve guiding you towards the fake blocks. And then like a lightning bolt in the night sky, they're gone. It's back to guesswork. Invisible blocks that appear. Invisible blocks that never appear. Solid spikes. Invisible platforms. Blocks that kill. Strewn about like the scrawlings of a child who has seen what lies behind the veil.
It's complete and utter garbage. There is no redeeming factor. It's not even funny.
And yet...
It's macabrely fascinating. I couldn't bring myself to look away. I had to know more, to dive deeper, to find the next hidden block. The sheer horror of it all draws you in to witness the next grotesque abomination. You think at some point you'll grow numb to the pain, but it never happens. Each screen brings a new perversion of game design, a new monstrosity to force yourself through with gritted teeth. It feels like it will never end, like you are stuck in some Sisyphean torment, cursed by Hades to play this game for all eternity. When I finally reached the clear screen, I was struck with disbelief. It couldn't be over. And yet it was, fading away into memory, its scars fading from my mind with each passing moment. Someday, I will have forgotten what I went through today. I will have forgotten Story. But it will not have forgotten me.
Wholeheartedly recommend.
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It's the ravings of a madman. Utter lunacy given form. And yet, a method to the madness; a few brief segments where there are hints, little puzzles to solve guiding you towards the fake blocks. And then like a lightning bolt in the night sky, they're gone. It's back to guesswork. Invisible blocks that appear. Invisible blocks that never appear. Solid spikes. Invisible platforms. Blocks that kill. Strewn about like the scrawlings of a child who has seen what lies behind the veil.
It's complete and utter garbage. There is no redeeming factor. It's not even funny.
And yet...
It's macabrely fascinating. I couldn't bring myself to look away. I had to know more, to dive deeper, to find the next hidden block. The sheer horror of it all draws you in to witness the next grotesque abomination. You think at some point you'll grow numb to the pain, but it never happens. Each screen brings a new perversion of game design, a new monstrosity to force yourself through with gritted teeth. It feels like it will never end, like you are stuck in some Sisyphean torment, cursed by Hades to play this game for all eternity. When I finally reached the clear screen, I was struck with disbelief. It couldn't be over. And yet it was, fading away into memory, its scars fading from my mind with each passing moment. Someday, I will have forgotten what I went through today. I will have forgotten Story. But it will not have forgotten me.
Wholeheartedly recommend.
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 15, 2023
abaghost
For: I wanna beat the Bouse
For: I wanna beat the Bouse
Tagged as: Sudoku
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 15, 2023
EzTheBoss2 [Creator]
For: After the Torchlight Red
For: After the Torchlight Red
I feel I should mention that normal is intended upon first play. Easy is included so that more players can find enjoyment in the game. Do with this information what you will.
I also must thank Strelook for being the original recipient, TheJPEGDemon for making me a game that will stand fondly in my memory, and Plasma for organizing Secret Santa. It goes without saying that I am thankful for my playtesters Chrisay, TheJPEGDemon, Autorice, and AliceNobodi for all of their efforts.
Thank you for playing!
-Ez
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I also must thank Strelook for being the original recipient, TheJPEGDemon for making me a game that will stand fondly in my memory, and Plasma for organizing Secret Santa. It goes without saying that I am thankful for my playtesters Chrisay, TheJPEGDemon, Autorice, and AliceNobodi for all of their efforts.
Thank you for playing!
-Ez
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 15, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna Outbreak
For: I wanna Outbreak
Really amazing trap game where nearly every trap is interesting, funny, creative, and enhances the gameplay. One thing I have an issue with in many trap games, is that outside of the traps, the gameplay is nothing special. This game absolutely does not have this problem, as the core gameplay is just really fun and smooth, and the addition of traps adds more to it, and makes it much better. There were a lot of standout saves and sections in a relatively short experience, to the point that I would be comfortable recommending this to basically anybody. As a bonus, the final boss is really really good! One of my favorite trap games, which means a lot considering it's not really my favorite genre.
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Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 43 43
Jun 15, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Moster
For: I wanna be the Moster
Surprisingly enjoyable adventure game, the production value is a bit low, especially in regards to the bosses, however I think a good time can easily be had here. The highlights of the game are definitely the platforming in the second half, where the game, while increasing the difficulty, also increasing in complexity, making for a much more enjoyable experience. The first half of platforming isn't bad, but it's certainly not great. There are traps sprinkled in as well, which are quite well placed, and personally I didn't mind, even if I didn't find them particularly funny, since some were interesting to play around. There are also bosses, they take a major backseat to the platforming, and they aren't super remarkable either, so I don't think they are really worth talking about beyond just acknowledging their existence. Solid game overall, I quite like it!
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Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 59 59
Jun 14, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the 木ノ下
For: I wanna be the 木ノ下
A cryptic little "puzzle" and a simple boss. Nothing super special, but kind of interesting to try to figure out.
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 34 34
Jun 14, 2023
voraciousreader
For: Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom
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For: Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 0 0
Jun 14, 2023
Kilgour22
For: After the Torchlight Red
For: After the Torchlight Red
Rating based on easy clear; normal clear would be 6 rating and 65 difficulty.
Mostly easy needle with water and vines. There are some questionable screen transitions and the last screen clearly prioritizes difficulty above fun (particularly on normal mode). There are some nice manoeuvres to keep your double-jump on a vine, and some cute v-string bonk and walk-off setups.
Would recommend on easy, or normal if the last screen were more enjoyable.
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Mostly easy needle with water and vines. There are some questionable screen transitions and the last screen clearly prioritizes difficulty above fun (particularly on normal mode). There are some nice manoeuvres to keep your double-jump on a vine, and some cute v-string bonk and walk-off setups.
Would recommend on easy, or normal if the last screen were more enjoyable.
Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 55 55
Jun 14, 2023