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Cubpletionist
For: Untitled35
For: Untitled35
really long saves and the camera follows you the whole time. Respawning is annoying as hell.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 45 45
Dec 5, 2021
Sugar
For: I wanna Relax with Needle 3
For: I wanna Relax with Needle 3
based on challenge mode
relax mode would be around 50 diff
I didn't expect that challenge mode has an avoidance but it was so cool
needle part is also nice with beautiful visuals
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relax mode would be around 50 diff
I didn't expect that challenge mode has an avoidance but it was so cool
needle part is also nice with beautiful visuals
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 70 70
Dec 5, 2021
Cubpletionist
For: Alphazetica
For: Alphazetica
Absolutely beautiful game. Lots of cool gimmicks and really interesting level design. One of the best fangames I've played.
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Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 70 70
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I Wanna LoveSpike
For: I Wanna LoveSpike
A short needle game with a few gimmicks and a lot of highly painful jumps. There are too many spots for me to count where a low cancel or 1-3f jump seemed almost required. Those, plus lots of diagonals, and some 16px thrown in at the end for fun. Kinda fun bouncy song and look tho, and the save placement was really generous and incentivized a continued playthru. Not a bad romp if you're able to let the frustration bounce off.
Time: ~36min
Deaths: 1008
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Time: ~36min
Deaths: 1008
Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 33 33
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna recover the Quality
For: I wanna recover the Quality
I feel like I missed something important while playing this game... maybe it has secrets to reveal on harder difficulties? Most of the time I felt lost and wasn't sure what I was doing anyway. Not overly hard, just confusing.
Time: ~16min
Deaths: 215
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Time: ~16min
Deaths: 215
Rating: 2.1 21
Difficulty: 16 16
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver)
For: I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver)
Cute little avoidance game. The patterns weren't too intimidating until near the end, and the song was cute and short, which made clearing a lot easier. Now I wanna tell the world. :)
Time: ~7min
Deaths: 29
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Time: ~7min
Deaths: 29
Rating: 7.6 76
Difficulty: 15 15
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Jazz needle
For: I wanna be the Jazz needle
I feel confident in saying that whoever made this game is a complete asshole. That is only in regards to their sensibilities as a game designer—as a person, they might be an amazing upstanding individual. But as a level creator, they are an asshole.
Firstly, the music loop you've selected is blues, not jazz. This alone is enough to warrant a 0/10, IMO.
In all seriousness, this game is trolly far beyond any recommend measure (especially considering it only has the 'needle' tag), and the jumps are almost all stupid in a way I'm not smart enough to describe properly. So many diagonals and 16px. Most of them made me mad, but by the end I was just kinda laughing. There is one spot in particular that I enjoyed, which I am christening the GFY Drill Tower. All acronyms are left to reader speculation.
The last screen in particular can eff off, but in a special kind of way. I sort of love it, in the same way I love the orange in Getting Over It. For that reason I cannot give a 0, but I do feel part of this might be Stockholm syndrome.
Time: ~1hr8min
Deaths: 1624
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Firstly, the music loop you've selected is blues, not jazz. This alone is enough to warrant a 0/10, IMO.
In all seriousness, this game is trolly far beyond any recommend measure (especially considering it only has the 'needle' tag), and the jumps are almost all stupid in a way I'm not smart enough to describe properly. So many diagonals and 16px. Most of them made me mad, but by the end I was just kinda laughing. There is one spot in particular that I enjoyed, which I am christening the GFY Drill Tower. All acronyms are left to reader speculation.
The last screen in particular can eff off, but in a special kind of way. I sort of love it, in the same way I love the orange in Getting Over It. For that reason I cannot give a 0, but I do feel part of this might be Stockholm syndrome.
Time: ~1hr8min
Deaths: 1624
Rating: 2.3 23
Difficulty: 42 42
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
I feel like this is actually a troll game disguised as a needle game. There are no overt traps or anything else to give that indication other than the experience of actually playing it. Difficulty balance is all over the place even though there's a consistent one save per screen—the first screen is potentially one of the hardest in the game, besides the last. It feels like whoever made this wanted me to have a bad time, and I kind of did, but I was also kind of laughing the whole way. No idea about the music since I turned it off, and I've already forgotten what the tileset looked like.
Recommended only to needle fans looking for something weird... like a durian. This game is a durian.
Time: ~27min
Deaths: 534
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Recommended only to needle fans looking for something weird... like a durian. This game is a durian.
Time: ~27min
Deaths: 534
Rating: 6.9 69
Difficulty: 34 34
Dec 5, 2021