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SurrealolTV
For: I wanna be the Ender
For: I wanna be the Ender
nc game, nice needle segment and final boss. blue boss fck random...
Tagged as: Boss
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.1 51
Difficulty: 31 31
Oct 14, 2016
kurath
For: I wanna Jumpjumpjump!!!
For: I wanna Jumpjumpjump!!!
Not a big fan of this. The aesthetics are solid but it just feels grindy and uninteresting. There were a couple good sections but a lot of it felt like typical tight crap with an extra jump tacked on.
Tagged as: Needle
Triple_Jump
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 14, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Flash Game
For: I wanna be the Flash Game
I actually don't even need to write a review about this. The maker already did the job for me. Just read this section of the game's description:
"Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.
Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try."
Case closed, the maker acknowledges that he made a bad game, lists most issues with the game and furthermore, claims that he made a bad game on purpose. Beautiful.
...But since I like to describe the game myself, I'll be writing a normal review anyway. Well, first off, I have to give the artist some credit for the visuals and specially for the animations, they are great. Also, one or two of the traps were actually funny, and the scene after the credits did make me laugh. And now that I got that out of the way, it's time to list the negatives. Extremely broken hitboxes (Ranging from spikes that don't kill you to spikes that kill you even when you didn't touch them), generic and poorly placed traps, a handful of glitches (Some of which actually interfere with the gameplay) and bad physics will accompany you through the whole game, and these by themselves are enough to get this game an "unplayable" rating from me, but there are other issues, these being specific to certain areas. Right at the beginning of the game, there's a spike that doesn't kill you. Instead, it's actually solid, and you need to jump at it in order to progress. Neat. "The Pit of Death" is your average guessing game where you just try to guess which of the paths doesn't kill you. The visuals of the Pacman section are awful, and they get worse as you progress through it. Two screens before the Donkey Kong screen, there's a screen filled with invisible traps. The volcano thing is just luck-based, The Kid is way too slow to react to the projectiles, even if you see them coming. There's also an invisible block maze later on the game (Of course). After all that, reading "You have beaten great game" at the credits sequence is hilarious.
It's one of those games where the maker is clearly trying too hard to make the game difficult, but doesn't know how to. Knowing that the maker intended to make this bad makes me dislike it even more. Bad game, bad maker, two layers of reasons for you to not play this thing. Highly not recommended.
[10] Likes
"Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.
Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try."
Case closed, the maker acknowledges that he made a bad game, lists most issues with the game and furthermore, claims that he made a bad game on purpose. Beautiful.
...But since I like to describe the game myself, I'll be writing a normal review anyway. Well, first off, I have to give the artist some credit for the visuals and specially for the animations, they are great. Also, one or two of the traps were actually funny, and the scene after the credits did make me laugh. And now that I got that out of the way, it's time to list the negatives. Extremely broken hitboxes (Ranging from spikes that don't kill you to spikes that kill you even when you didn't touch them), generic and poorly placed traps, a handful of glitches (Some of which actually interfere with the gameplay) and bad physics will accompany you through the whole game, and these by themselves are enough to get this game an "unplayable" rating from me, but there are other issues, these being specific to certain areas. Right at the beginning of the game, there's a spike that doesn't kill you. Instead, it's actually solid, and you need to jump at it in order to progress. Neat. "The Pit of Death" is your average guessing game where you just try to guess which of the paths doesn't kill you. The visuals of the Pacman section are awful, and they get worse as you progress through it. Two screens before the Donkey Kong screen, there's a screen filled with invisible traps. The volcano thing is just luck-based, The Kid is way too slow to react to the projectiles, even if you see them coming. There's also an invisible block maze later on the game (Of course). After all that, reading "You have beaten great game" at the credits sequence is hilarious.
It's one of those games where the maker is clearly trying too hard to make the game difficult, but doesn't know how to. Knowing that the maker intended to make this bad makes me dislike it even more. Bad game, bad maker, two layers of reasons for you to not play this thing. Highly not recommended.
Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 14, 2016
Emmanating
For: I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser
For: I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser
Tagged as: Needle
[2] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 40 40
Oct 14, 2016
Emmanating
For: I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser
For: I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser
Tagged as: Needle
[2] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 40 40
Oct 14, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna be the Easy red spike
For: I wanna be the Easy red spike
I wouldn't even recommend this game to a beginner, it is that easy.
Tagged as: Needle
[3] Likes
Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 1 1
Oct 14, 2016
xLeoSpec
For: I wanna be the Easy red spike
For: I wanna be the Easy red spike
easy game no complaints
[1] Like
Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 1 1
Oct 14, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna Jumpjumpjump!!!
For: I wanna Jumpjumpjump!!!
First off, I love the triple jump gimmick so I rated this game a bit higher than most. But overall, its a good looking needle game with the gimmick of triple jump and surprisingly, does it very well. Some saves are a tiny bit grindy but once you get the hang of the gimmick, it becomes much more enjoyable to play. There are no skips either which I found surprising, especially with the gimmick. Overall really fun and really well made.
Tagged as: Needle
Triple_Jump
[1] Like
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 62 62
Oct 13, 2016
Aronax
For: IWBTG: The lost easy level
For: IWBTG: The lost easy level
Rubbish flash fangame that can easily be found by simply searching for it. Got some old traps that shoot out of the ground and stuff of that sort. Not going into to much detail since xplayer already did that. It's not good.
Tagged as: Flash
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 38 38
Oct 13, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: IWBTG - Pokieman land
For: IWBTG - Pokieman land
Not too different from the maker's other games. Bad physics, awful dialogues ("Sperance" is a nice meme), an invisible block maze and there's a screen with what seems to be a lag+ gimmick. The boss is awful, it has way too much HP and near the end it starts using a screen shaking attack comparable to "II wwaannnnaa SShhaakkee". It's unfinished, as well, currently there's no Advanced Route. Or Advanced Tutorial. Or Impossible Mode (Not like many people would want an Impossible Mode anyway). It does have a nice tutorial, though.
It's pretty much as bad as most of the maker's other games. Wouldn't recommend.
[1] Like
It's pretty much as bad as most of the maker's other games. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 2.1 21
Difficulty: 39 39
Oct 13, 2016