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Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the 一族
For: I wanna be the 一族
Terrible avoidance using spiderbros as projectiles. It's lenghty, difficult, and unfair all along. One attack literally asks you to stay in the corner and pray for you life ; another is just about flying unreactable spiderbros that move fast and change direction every two seconds.
Don't bother even touching this game unless you're doing a Rosegear guy's games marathon.
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Don't bother even touching this game unless you're doing a Rosegear guy's games marathon.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 70 70
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the Mage
For: I wanna be the Mage
I wanna be the Mage is a huge piece of garbage that isn't worth anyone's time.
The game features probably the worst physics I've ever seen ; z and x controls, you can only full jump, double jump is the same height as a normal one. The extremely slippery physics will make you feel like all you're walking on is ice blocks. Player's hitbox is also fucked.
Saving in this game is also one hell of an adventure. They're always in akward places and shooting them is a pain. You'll never meet any saveblocker.
But I believe the worst thing about that game is that saves save your momemtum/number of jumps when you die. Half of the time you can't double jump if you save on the ground.
You're not even able to close the game using escape.
Last thing to say about the save system is that you can't shut down the game before the second half or you'll just restart at the beggining. Same thing goes for the second half.
horrendous water physics and vines mechanics that took me a whole 10 minutes to figure.
You can literally softlock yourself at every screen of the game due to the horrendous save-system.
Level-desing itself is all you can except from such a game : speed = 15 cherry triggers, transitional ganks, fucking invisible blocks maze, Guy ripoffs, direction = 270 spike triggers, no BGM at all, cancer inconsistent visuals, confusing where-the-fuck-should-I-go riddles, obvious traps, 48px grid, ect...
The bosses were the most playable parts of the game. Still cancerous and unfair, but playable.
I'll give this half a point because you can see the dude actually tried, and because there's a plot. The game is also unfinished and the final version probably will never see the light of day. Oh, and this version ends in the middle of nowhere, in a transition from one screen to another you'll get an error message. Totally worth the two hours I spent getting there.
Don't even try to play this to see how bad it is ; you'll get frustrated or softlock in the first few screens. That said, I think I wanna be the Mage is the worst fangame I've ever played.
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The game features probably the worst physics I've ever seen ; z and x controls, you can only full jump, double jump is the same height as a normal one. The extremely slippery physics will make you feel like all you're walking on is ice blocks. Player's hitbox is also fucked.
Saving in this game is also one hell of an adventure. They're always in akward places and shooting them is a pain. You'll never meet any saveblocker.
But I believe the worst thing about that game is that saves save your momemtum/number of jumps when you die. Half of the time you can't double jump if you save on the ground.
You're not even able to close the game using escape.
Last thing to say about the save system is that you can't shut down the game before the second half or you'll just restart at the beggining. Same thing goes for the second half.
horrendous water physics and vines mechanics that took me a whole 10 minutes to figure.
You can literally softlock yourself at every screen of the game due to the horrendous save-system.
Level-desing itself is all you can except from such a game : speed = 15 cherry triggers, transitional ganks, fucking invisible blocks maze, Guy ripoffs, direction = 270 spike triggers, no BGM at all, cancer inconsistent visuals, confusing where-the-fuck-should-I-go riddles, obvious traps, 48px grid, ect...
The bosses were the most playable parts of the game. Still cancerous and unfair, but playable.
I'll give this half a point because you can see the dude actually tried, and because there's a plot. The game is also unfinished and the final version probably will never see the light of day. Oh, and this version ends in the middle of nowhere, in a transition from one screen to another you'll get an error message. Totally worth the two hours I spent getting there.
Don't even try to play this to see how bad it is ; you'll get frustrated or softlock in the first few screens. That said, I think I wanna be the Mage is the worst fangame I've ever played.
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 13, 2016
Thenewgeezer
For: I wanna be the ichor
For: I wanna be the ichor
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 65 65
Jul 13, 2016
Thenewgeezer
For: I wanna be the Kakao
For: I wanna be the Kakao
Tagged as: Trap
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 77 77
Jul 13, 2016
Kilp41
For: I wanna be the Relaxation
For: I wanna be the Relaxation
The difficulty of this game actually changes depending on which difficulty you pick. The higher one you choose, the harder the platforming becomes. The bosses also change depending on which mode you select too, I cleared this on Medium and Impossible btw.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: N/A
Jul 13, 2016