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notmaxwell
For: I wanna be the Kantoku Needle
For: I wanna be the Kantoku Needle
super f align marker
play this with the knowledge that the align markers are schizophrenic and some jumps require unmarked aligns
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play this with the knowledge that the align markers are schizophrenic and some jumps require unmarked aligns
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 72 72
Dec 17, 2025
PeryKrusher
For: LSDKid
For: LSDKid
Its not too bad for a game inspired by sublime/hereditary baldness, I like its unique style and all its stages, however, the bosses can be the opposite on one hand,The First boss which is The Giant Southvestern Subterranian Crab starts off with a very tight-to-dodge attack, you can go under the high ground but you are REQUIRED to be on high ground because he runs to the left side of the screen, then his second attack is straight up RNG but its easy to avoid, Giygas/Giegue was pretty straight forward, the only problems I have with the boss is its last attack which is also completely random, and the boss I'm currently stuck on which is the God of Gods of Gods is another one of those bosses that throws a bunch of random shit at you and calls it "challenging", its second attack makes it WAY harder to do so and its 3rd attack is the just the same but with annoying visuals, overall, I give the stages a 5/10 and the bosses (so far), a 3/10.
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Rating: 6.9 69
Difficulty: 59 59
Dec 17, 2025
Meiky
For: I wanna be the Aphrodite
For: I wanna be the Aphrodite
That's a very good needle i like !
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Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 66 66
Dec 16, 2025
CocoaKitteh
For: I wanna conquer the Tower
For: I wanna conquer the Tower
aligns in this game are messed up
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 30 30
Dec 16, 2025
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the Needle Hell
For: I wanna be the Needle Hell
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 76 76
Dec 16, 2025
Cythraul
For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
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For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
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Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 80 80
Dec 16, 2025
theTics
For: Condori's Spike
For: Condori's Spike
You can abuse a saveblocker for screen 3.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 68 68
Dec 16, 2025
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