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808mama
For: I Wanna Be The Trinitario
For: I Wanna Be The Trinitario
green area is fuck shit
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Rating: 7.2 72
Difficulty: 42 42
Jun 25, 2025
unused_user
For: Even More Unfinished Shit
For: Even More Unfinished Shit
just a collection of unfinished stuff from moomooarmageddon. i feel that's pretty obvious from the title.
here's individual reviews for the game and personal difficulties from any game's current state.
i wanna be the lambda - practically just half-life 1. you can't really do much in this aside from get your hazmat suit, and you can't really die either aside from the border at the end of what would be the currently playable section. -- difficulty: 3/100
vivwvbvtvgv - practically just VVVVVV. i like the gimmick where you can double-jump after flipping, but it's executed pretty awkwardly at some points. the game stops after the pit in the "Still Jumpy" screen. difficulty: 38/100
i wanna be the salò o le 1200 stanze di sadismo (or just i wanna be the salo) - all you can do in here is walk and go into a warp. i got stuck after the 100th descent. there's practically no difficulty here either aside from some relatively high jumps in some screens, but you can't die in here either. even if you press Q. difficulty: 6/100
i wanna kill that orange bastard - this is one of the only two i haven't fully played through. probably my least favorite out of these games in the collection. it's relatively hard yet mediocre needle, but the screen's also shaking which makes things even harder to read. the tileset doesn't help either. for some reason this also has restarting music in it, which none of the other games have. i'm guessing it has something to do with the engine, but it's still pretty obnoxious. difficulty: 65/100
i wanna kill the suzukisan - you can very clearly tell this was inspired by the kill the kamilia trilogy. this is probably the most underwhelming game on the bunch, with the only playable screen in the game being the intro - ...in which you also have to chase a warp around for a bit. difficulty: 4/100
i wanna be the mind temple - this one kinda reminds me of slanted torture. the first screen is just a walking simulator. the second screen is just kinda bland. it's using the audio from that one sploltoen tennis round from 16 years ago (aka the f25 key audio), which iirc was already used in oblique torment 2 ((unless this game was made before that?? idk?) and flashing lights. it's also kinda a walking simulator but you have to figure out where the warp to the next stage is. the 3rd stage, which actually has a pretty neat idea to it (bomb needle), abruptly stops after about 3 screens. one thing i noticed is that the "cool dude bombs" (i don't think that's what they're actually called) literally freeze the game if you touch them. the regular bombs just kill you and spin the screen around really fast. difficulty: 47/100
guymageddon - pretty neat idea. i feel like it's probably inspired by something too, but i don't know what it is. the walljump mechanic is pretty neat, but you can very clearly tell it's just that every wall has a vine on it. i can't really talk much about them though, since i don't have much experience with vine gameplay, but i had some fun here. difficulty: 37/100
i wanna be the homage - this is the other game i didn't fully play through. this is what i wanna be the fangame would look like in an alternate universe - it's inspired by relatively old flash games, and it shows. the amount of flyingspike / falling cherry traps did get kinda repetitive, but i feel like that was the point of it. doesn't really excuse anything though. i do like how the original game physics were recreated in this, though. even if it did make things a little more awkward. difficulty: 38/100
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here's individual reviews for the game and personal difficulties from any game's current state.
i wanna be the lambda - practically just half-life 1. you can't really do much in this aside from get your hazmat suit, and you can't really die either aside from the border at the end of what would be the currently playable section. -- difficulty: 3/100
vivwvbvtvgv - practically just VVVVVV. i like the gimmick where you can double-jump after flipping, but it's executed pretty awkwardly at some points. the game stops after the pit in the "Still Jumpy" screen. difficulty: 38/100
i wanna be the salò o le 1200 stanze di sadismo (or just i wanna be the salo) - all you can do in here is walk and go into a warp. i got stuck after the 100th descent. there's practically no difficulty here either aside from some relatively high jumps in some screens, but you can't die in here either. even if you press Q. difficulty: 6/100
i wanna kill that orange bastard - this is one of the only two i haven't fully played through. probably my least favorite out of these games in the collection. it's relatively hard yet mediocre needle, but the screen's also shaking which makes things even harder to read. the tileset doesn't help either. for some reason this also has restarting music in it, which none of the other games have. i'm guessing it has something to do with the engine, but it's still pretty obnoxious. difficulty: 65/100
i wanna kill the suzukisan - you can very clearly tell this was inspired by the kill the kamilia trilogy. this is probably the most underwhelming game on the bunch, with the only playable screen in the game being the intro - ...in which you also have to chase a warp around for a bit. difficulty: 4/100
i wanna be the mind temple - this one kinda reminds me of slanted torture. the first screen is just a walking simulator. the second screen is just kinda bland. it's using the audio from that one sploltoen tennis round from 16 years ago (aka the f25 key audio), which iirc was already used in oblique torment 2 ((unless this game was made before that?? idk?) and flashing lights. it's also kinda a walking simulator but you have to figure out where the warp to the next stage is. the 3rd stage, which actually has a pretty neat idea to it (bomb needle), abruptly stops after about 3 screens. one thing i noticed is that the "cool dude bombs" (i don't think that's what they're actually called) literally freeze the game if you touch them. the regular bombs just kill you and spin the screen around really fast. difficulty: 47/100
guymageddon - pretty neat idea. i feel like it's probably inspired by something too, but i don't know what it is. the walljump mechanic is pretty neat, but you can very clearly tell it's just that every wall has a vine on it. i can't really talk much about them though, since i don't have much experience with vine gameplay, but i had some fun here. difficulty: 37/100
i wanna be the homage - this is the other game i didn't fully play through. this is what i wanna be the fangame would look like in an alternate universe - it's inspired by relatively old flash games, and it shows. the amount of flyingspike / falling cherry traps did get kinda repetitive, but i feel like that was the point of it. doesn't really excuse anything though. i do like how the original game physics were recreated in this, though. even if it did make things a little more awkward. difficulty: 38/100
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 25, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: I Wanna Beat The Fangame Quiz
For: I Wanna Beat The Fangame Quiz
While other reviews are factually correct, I think there is still some lack of details on what is actually going on in this game.
The game starts with an odd Geezer's image that fades out. Then when you select the Save data, you start the game.
You have 1 question. And here is a thing.
I was sure that there will be no correct answer, but no. There is actually correct answer to the question. If you press the wrong option, then you will see the red cross appear on the screen and a bit funny sound effect.
After that you get teleported to the clear screen, where the game specifically says 'You did it! Your score is 0/1'.
If you answer correctly, then you will see the green tick and you will see the score 1/1.
Also you cannot re-answer in the same save slot. So you need to F2. And, yes, the intro is still there, and it is unskippable and a bit annoying.
Music selection is a bit whimsical, but it kind of fits to the vibe.
The game was clearly made as a joke. Although I am a bit intrigued from the Readme that says this 'Real game is coming at summer ;)'.
This game was released in the February of 2019. And I do know who made this game, but I really cannot name any games that were released in summer of that year. I think it is some cancelled project or actually some project that was released much later. Not sure as of now.
Yeah, aesthetics are there, and some small production value moments are funny. But it is very short and is not much interesting.
The correct answer is the general answer, and other answer options are a bit odd, and slightly infantile, knowing the author. Although, to be fair, even the question itself is a bit weird even for troll question standards.
I was originally thinking that there would not be any production value, so I was thinking about giving 0.1, but at least there was something to raise the rating by 0.1.
But as you can guess, it is not passable rating.
Would not recommend, obviously.
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The game starts with an odd Geezer's image that fades out. Then when you select the Save data, you start the game.
You have 1 question. And here is a thing.
I was sure that there will be no correct answer, but no. There is actually correct answer to the question. If you press the wrong option, then you will see the red cross appear on the screen and a bit funny sound effect.
After that you get teleported to the clear screen, where the game specifically says 'You did it! Your score is 0/1'.
If you answer correctly, then you will see the green tick and you will see the score 1/1.
Also you cannot re-answer in the same save slot. So you need to F2. And, yes, the intro is still there, and it is unskippable and a bit annoying.
Music selection is a bit whimsical, but it kind of fits to the vibe.
The game was clearly made as a joke. Although I am a bit intrigued from the Readme that says this 'Real game is coming at summer ;)'.
This game was released in the February of 2019. And I do know who made this game, but I really cannot name any games that were released in summer of that year. I think it is some cancelled project or actually some project that was released much later. Not sure as of now.
Yeah, aesthetics are there, and some small production value moments are funny. But it is very short and is not much interesting.
The correct answer is the general answer, and other answer options are a bit odd, and slightly infantile, knowing the author. Although, to be fair, even the question itself is a bit weird even for troll question standards.
I was originally thinking that there would not be any production value, so I was thinking about giving 0.1, but at least there was something to raise the rating by 0.1.
But as you can guess, it is not passable rating.
Would not recommend, obviously.
Rating: 0.2 2
Difficulty: 1 1
Jun 25, 2025
Chomikboi
For: Kaleidoscope
For: Kaleidoscope
Though I am nowhere near skilled enough to beat this, it's a cute needle game that's at least worth checking out. Not much else to say.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 65 65
Jun 25, 2025
R3Ked
For: Game Maker Patch Tool - Debugger Helper
For: Game Maker Patch Tool - Debugger Helper
Absolute lifesaver of a tool. It makes about a quarter of the fangames on this site actually playable at full speed.
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Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 25, 2025
R3Ked
For: Not Another Needle Game
For: Not Another Needle Game
rating based on true end
also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rating: 7.8 78
Difficulty: 75 75
Jun 25, 2025
PlutoTheThing
For: TomoDatission
For: TomoDatission
Really enjoyable precision game on the easier side, at least as far as precision needle goes. The saves are very short and have pretty simple jumps. Compared to other Decession-likes the complexity is much lower but there's still some amount of pathing. The main confusing thing is a section in the bottom left which is completely unnecessary. I think it's an oversight because there's an align grab there which would let you stand in both squished diagonals but you can skip the 2nd one very easily. Regardless the game is still really enjoyable and something I'd recommend to someone getting into precision needle.
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 67 67
Jun 25, 2025