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GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the Best game
For: I wanna be the Best game
Refer to Wolfiexe's review if you want to know the contents of the game.
What I am here to say is that I honestly did not hate the experience of this game. I feel kind of bad that this game received so many 0s. It feels a bit too harsh here, in my opinion.
The game is leaning towards the absurd area. Text-to-speech from mid 2010s, that does not even pronounce everything as is written on the screen. The very caricature character, that is also animated. Gameplay where you cannot really die, and you will be just re-spawned nearby the fruits if you do touch them. And the whole tutorial style that seems like a parody with guy rock being stopped and replayed when the text stops.
Oh, and also unexpected horror element, where the speech gets slower as soon as the narrator mentions that you will die and you need to press 'F6' to restart the whole game. It might feel a bit too long but when you see the fading out, you really do expect some kind of mid 2010 jumpscare to show in your face.
You also cannot close the game, and 'F6' is just a bait, there is no restart button in this game. So to close the game you need to play it for 3 minutes or to close it through 'Task manager'. Not sure if this is good or bad, but for the Horror aspect it kind of works, I guess?
Is this game low effort? Absolutely, yes.
Is it terrible and it should not exist? Uhm, I would not say so. I think it is way extreme opinion in this case.
I was invested for a 3 minute experience, and while it is extremely short, I am surprised that it could deliver different kind of vibes. It is simple, but it is also effective.
It could be this weird mid 2010s vibes, that could have been off-putting at the time, but which are somehow pleasing now.
It is also funny reading through Kaying forums comments (where the game was published), where people did not really get the absurd nature of the game.
I think if this game would have been published now, it would receive different kind of reaction.
While the game does have unique character animation and some unique design choices, it is not a secret that the production value could have been higher. So the rating is what it is.
But I would say that this experience is quite unique. If you want something very short and extremely different in your fangame menu, then I would honestly recommend this game. It is definitely something. Don't expect too much though.
To be honest, I wish there was kind of remake to this game.
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What I am here to say is that I honestly did not hate the experience of this game. I feel kind of bad that this game received so many 0s. It feels a bit too harsh here, in my opinion.
The game is leaning towards the absurd area. Text-to-speech from mid 2010s, that does not even pronounce everything as is written on the screen. The very caricature character, that is also animated. Gameplay where you cannot really die, and you will be just re-spawned nearby the fruits if you do touch them. And the whole tutorial style that seems like a parody with guy rock being stopped and replayed when the text stops.
Oh, and also unexpected horror element, where the speech gets slower as soon as the narrator mentions that you will die and you need to press 'F6' to restart the whole game. It might feel a bit too long but when you see the fading out, you really do expect some kind of mid 2010 jumpscare to show in your face.
You also cannot close the game, and 'F6' is just a bait, there is no restart button in this game. So to close the game you need to play it for 3 minutes or to close it through 'Task manager'. Not sure if this is good or bad, but for the Horror aspect it kind of works, I guess?
Is this game low effort? Absolutely, yes.
Is it terrible and it should not exist? Uhm, I would not say so. I think it is way extreme opinion in this case.
I was invested for a 3 minute experience, and while it is extremely short, I am surprised that it could deliver different kind of vibes. It is simple, but it is also effective.
It could be this weird mid 2010s vibes, that could have been off-putting at the time, but which are somehow pleasing now.
It is also funny reading through Kaying forums comments (where the game was published), where people did not really get the absurd nature of the game.
I think if this game would have been published now, it would receive different kind of reaction.
While the game does have unique character animation and some unique design choices, it is not a secret that the production value could have been higher. So the rating is what it is.
But I would say that this experience is quite unique. If you want something very short and extremely different in your fangame menu, then I would honestly recommend this game. It is definitely something. Don't expect too much though.
To be honest, I wish there was kind of remake to this game.
Rating: 5.3 53
Difficulty: 1 1
Jun 20, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna WB
For: I wanna WB
Too disbalanced and too much of annoying jumps
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.4 44
Difficulty: 69 69
Jun 20, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna Green Flower
For: I wanna Green Flower
Decently enjoyable 4-screen needle. Has some gross jumps, but overall it was alright
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 67 67
Jun 20, 2025
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna Chronomia
For: I wanna Chronomia
L-Needle with some decently questionable jumps, although I think it's mostly fun and plays alright. I think saves 3 and 4 are really fun since they get really consistent and just feel good to play, and the last two saves are also pretty good although the final one hurts my hands a bit. The only save I have real complaints about is 5 because I think the platform thing at the start is pretty awkward and not very satisfying. Outside of that though the game is pretty good.
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 90 90
Jun 20, 2025
R3Ked
For: ま゛
For: ま゛
yeah this is funny. unfortunately it's also extremely short, and even though there probably isn't a whole lot to do with the concept, it probably could've been at least a little longer. this is still worth a play, though.
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 10 10
Jun 20, 2025
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Ordinary Needle
For: I wanna be the Ordinary Needle
Very cactus-heavy needle game. There's some pretty cool jumps and overall it plays pretty nice. The 3rd and 4th saves are a bit less interesting and then the final one is the coolest but way harder than the others. You can definitely get consistent at the jumps though, but it requires a lot of practice and makes the game a lot harder than it would be otherwise. Still I enjoyed it, if you like cactus-heavy stuff it's worth playing.
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Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 91 91
Jun 20, 2025
R3Ked
For: I Wanna Wait For A Cosmic Ray To Flip A Bit In The Kid's Position Value
For: I Wanna Wait For A Cosmic Ray To Flip A Bit In The Kid's Position Value
you are fuck map
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Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 100 100
Jun 19, 2025
Renko97
For: I wanna enjoy the Game2
For: I wanna enjoy the Game2
Este juego es perfecto para nuevos jugardores.
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Rating: 8.6 86
Difficulty: 42 42
Jun 19, 2025
R3Ked
For: I Wanna Be On The Moon!
For: I Wanna Be On The Moon!
the gravity's so low you can just jump over every screen. not that this matters much because there's only three of them and they'd be free even with normal gravity
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 2 2
Jun 19, 2025
Delicious Fruit