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Thenader2
For: I wanna be the Uranus
For: I wanna be the Uranus
(Difficulty and rating rates easy mode) It's kinda like a 'I wanna be the Venus' ripoff, the title screen and the end shows how it's similar. It has some interesting jumps, but the difficulty curve is kinda wobbly. It's not recommended
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 30, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Gatherer
For: I wanna be the Gatherer
8 stages of very enjoyable needle. I enjoyed the yellow stage (More or less), just like the other ones, so I don't have any complaints about it.
The visuals are generic, but the gameplay is incredibly good. All the stages are very well-designed and somehow unique. Lots of tricky jumps and tight maneuvering through the whole game, and although there are some few traps, the game never goes overboard with them.
I really liked every single bit of this game. Would recommend.
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The visuals are generic, but the gameplay is incredibly good. All the stages are very well-designed and somehow unique. Lots of tricky jumps and tight maneuvering through the whole game, and although there are some few traps, the game never goes overboard with them.
I really liked every single bit of this game. Would recommend.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 60 60
Jul 30, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna be the NT
For: I wanna be the NT
Poorly produced trash with bosses that drag on and are wildly stupid in terms of balance. Skip it.
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 30, 2015
Paragus
For: I Wanna Be The Geezer
For: I Wanna Be The Geezer
Ebola.
Tagged as: Impossible
[18] Likes
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 100 100
Jul 30, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna see the Red
For: I wanna see the Red
I actually don't think that the game was that bad. Not all the jumps were generic, and there's no pre-boss platforming, so it's at least not as bad as Toast (The maker's other game). Visuals are good, and there's no death sound, which is good. And the music doesn't restart.
However, the good things stop there. The music doesn't restart when you reset, but for some reason it doesn't loop either. So, you can hear the music once, but only once. Save placement ranges from alright to terrible, depending on how far is the save from the next jump. There's one disgusting save whose last jump is a water corner. And while the boss isn't as bad as Toast, it's not that great either (First attack is way too luck-based).
It's not that terrible, but it's still not good either. Wouldn't recommend.
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However, the good things stop there. The music doesn't restart when you reset, but for some reason it doesn't loop either. So, you can hear the music once, but only once. Save placement ranges from alright to terrible, depending on how far is the save from the next jump. There's one disgusting save whose last jump is a water corner. And while the boss isn't as bad as Toast, it's not that great either (First attack is way too luck-based).
It's not that terrible, but it's still not good either. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 30, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna Attempted murder
For: I wanna Attempted murder
Fun little game split into 2 paths. Both paths are split into 2 paths, and each of these 4 paths lead to a different stage.
The stages are mostly well-made, although simplistic, and have lots of funny traps. I didn't really like most of the bosses, but I loved the Miku boss , it's the best troll in the game.
I don't have too much to say about this game, but it's really good. Would recommend.
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The stages are mostly well-made, although simplistic, and have lots of funny traps. I didn't really like most of the bosses, but I loved the Miku boss , it's the best troll in the game.
I don't have too much to say about this game, but it's really good. Would recommend.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 56 56
Jul 30, 2015
MatthewRPG
For: I Wanna Be The MSR
For: I Wanna Be The MSR
I USED to think this was a fine little game, it tried to be a Happil-clone so bad that people wouldn't make them anymore. Then, I tried to beat it, I completed the first stage and just gave up at the boss. I'm sorry to say, but I am sure that this is humanly impossible to complete. The graphics themselves are fine, but everything else is just... impossible. I would go as far as to say that I'm embarrassed to be one of the bosses in this game, and wish that it would have never been made.
[2] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15
Difficulty: 99 99
Jul 30, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna see the Red
For: I wanna see the Red
This is shockingly boring, untested, and completely generic. The music is broken, once the song is over it never comes back. That says to me the maker didn't even play test it long enough to hear the entire song, which is only 3 minutes.
The platforming is full of generic jumps that were boring in needle games 2 years ago, and are still boring today. Corner jump and water plane on save 2 pretty much tells you the moment where creativity died.
The first boss is just a red circle, the minimal amount of effort put into it. The HP bar is black so you can't even really see it, which made me think it was just a bad avoidance. No, it's not, it's just a bad generic boss.
Also the bullet blockers on the saves are as far away as possible from the actual jumps. Nothing says fuck you like having to run down a long corridor of nothing to die to generic jumps.
At this point I tapped out, Don't waste your time.
The platforming is full of generic jumps that were boring in needle games 2 years ago, and are still boring today. Corner jump and water plane on save 2 pretty much tells you the moment where creativity died.
The first boss is just a red circle, the minimal amount of effort put into it. The HP bar is black so you can't even really see it, which made me think it was just a bad avoidance. No, it's not, it's just a bad generic boss.
Also the bullet blockers on the saves are as far away as possible from the actual jumps. Nothing says fuck you like having to run down a long corridor of nothing to die to generic jumps.
At this point I tapped out, Don't waste your time.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 30, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Preference
For: I wanna be the Preference
Very good-looking fangame with plenty of stages. I really hated some of the stages (The HP Bar Stage was way too annoying, thanks to the 2-minute-long saves) and some particular saves (Last save of the first Desert Stage was boring as hell, thanks to two specific boxes that required lots of backtracking). Also, the last boss is way too boring (Takes around 4 minutes, maybe 5, and the attacks are either, completely luck-based, or easy and tedious as hell). But other than that, the game is quite good. Be warned that tight maneuvering is required at most stages, though, and the bosses are mostly RNG-heavy.
Some parts are quite frustrating and unnecessary, but the game is mostly good. Would recommend.
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Some parts are quite frustrating and unnecessary, but the game is mostly good. Would recommend.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 65 65
Jul 30, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the アクション 3
For: I wanna be the アクション 3
Mostly uninteresting adventure game. The only thing that I really remember about it is that Stage 5 is VERY annoying. The other stages are OK, though (Mostly easy, different gimmicks for some stages, Stage 6 is trigger-heavy, there are 9 stages and nothing impressive through the whole game).
It's not too bad, but there's nothing really worth playing for in this game. Wouldn't recommend.
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It's not too bad, but there's nothing really worth playing for in this game. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 35 35
Jul 30, 2015