I wanna be the 500

Creator: poroniumu

Average Rating
2.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
42.2 / 100
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Avoidance (9) Trap (8) Gimmick (6) Miku (1) Required_secrets (2)

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20 Reviews:

xva
one of the most horrendous concepts for a game I've ever seen. this game is structured in just about the worst way imaginable, and I do not say that lightly. this game is very, very poorly made and you should not play it for any reason

the game boils down to one idea that, at its core, is an innately terrible idea and should've been shelved years ago at this game's conception. this idea is one trap-heavy stage with a 500-second timer. there's no restarting and dying causes you to be forced to wait about a second before being able to restart. this isn't that annoying of a gimmick, but the issues are derived from what comes after this platforming and the trap design itself. traps are relentless instagibs that just pile onto each other, and after this platforming segment, you have to play and beat a very boring and uninteresting Miku avoidance where you'll just die to the end repeatedly. the last attack is somewhat luck-based and makes little to no sense, you just stand in the middle and hope for the best. the Miku avoidance does suck, but it isn't anything too bad. the problem is - you have only like 5 attempts at this boss per every time you reach it. you know what that means? that means you'll have to rebeat the stage before this boss several times. you'll eventually get this shit down so much that you'll be doing it basically deathless, giving you essentially the maximum amount of time to clear Miku (around 430 seconds I think)

after beating Miku, you're thrown into this room where the countdown is removed but there's a new idea now. this one's not great either - go back to the beginning, no time limit this time, but find 4 secrets randomly strewn throughout the very "fun" trap stage you already beat like 10 times. these secrets are designed pretty much in the same exact way as the regular stage. more annoying instagib garbage, this time with the added fun of the saves being very long, therefore causing maximum time loss (time as in, the time you have left on this Earth) and maximum suffering. oh and you also have to fight a buffed, more annoying version of Miku. I'm pretty sure all poroniumu did was double the bullet density and call it a day, since the ending patterns seem to be entirely the same

complete and utter waste of time, this game is designed to cause nothing but pain and suffering. avoid this one at all costs

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Miku Required_secrets
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Rating: 0.6 6       Difficulty: 47 47
Nov 21, 2024
BloggerOP
Why is it called extra when there's only one clear screen? The game doesn't have any extra anywhere I think.

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Tagged as: Required_secrets
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Rating: 4.2 42       Difficulty: 38 38
Jul 17, 2024
PlutoTheThing
This review is based on a 100% clear

The premise of this game is actually kinda cool but it's absolutely not the right format for the concept to work out, the idea is you have 500 seconds to play the game which could work in a rougelite style thing or even just a more open game with multiple routes, instead it's 3 flying spike trap screens with an avoidance at the end which is kinda just boring. You then have to replay the game to find secrets which is kinda just annoying especially since you have to reclear the avoidance. I honestly think if someone made something like this today it would probably have the potential to be pretty good, but as is the game lacking and definitely a product of it's time.

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Rating: 1.7 17       Difficulty: 38 38
Feb 26, 2024
Renko97
Short game

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 41 41
Jul 4, 2020
Danil2332
Got this while played K2Mania.

500 second to complete this whole thing. Wasn't fun at all
And of course extra which is basically some secrets and buffed boss, which you need to do to clear this game.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Gimmick
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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 50 50
Apr 30, 2018