I wanna be the Chair

Creator: Stonk

Average Rating
6.1 / 10
Average Difficulty
57.4 / 100
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12 Reviews:

ElCochran90
I wouldn't exaggerate as much as the ending credits do (whether if they were sarcasm or not), but this game gave me lots of personal issues with the bosses. Sprites are fine and it is better than your average, underdone fangame done by users bent on flooding the wiki with AIDS, and this being from 2012, it must receive some credit on the production value. Laser stage was fun. That's it. The difficulty curve is a gigantic mess and some jumps are too precise for enjoyment. The second phase of the first boss peaks difficulty too much and it is frustrating to repeat all boss phases again and again when they suck. I only found some inspiration with Donkey Kong, but the final phase has RNG trash that can put you in an inescapable situation more times than one would be willing to accept. Finally, the final boss is boring to repeat several times as the first two phases are very mundane and uneventful, and a bad copy-paste of the most obvious fangame final boss you could imagine.

Not that taking inspiration is bad. Influka also did it with Timemachine 1 but making it with a distinguishable style. Here, the experience is not fun at all, and the title turned out to be false advertisement.

It gets love from hardcore classic lovers, so I am no one to stop recommending it. This is the kind of games Piece loved to make during his initial stages of development, so that's not bad.

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Rating: 3.1 31       Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 23, 2020
PlutoTheThing
Very mixed bag in both platforming and bosses, some of the platforming is kinda boring and bland whereas some is pretty fun to play, the DK boss is really tedious but the final boss is pretty sick, the bad bits aren't really that bad and I do think the game gets better as it goes on, but there's definitely some bits which don't feel great. Alright game overall.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 52 52
Jan 30, 2024
mushcat
Awful game, especially the bosses. Don't play this. Even the author himself knows this is a bad game in the ending. Please point this out at the beginning next time.

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 66 66
May 8, 2023
Zambrini
This is a good old-school game with some interesting level design. The sprites are pretty cool and the music is amazing. The only thing I didn't like were the boss fights and difficulty being all over the place. Better have some good mashing. The Peanut boss was a fine fight until the second phase where it gets pretty messy and annoying dodging and shooting the boss. The DK fight was cool, but the last phase is an RNG mess that could put you in impossible situations too often. The Chair fight is a cool fight, albeit too learny. They would be fine bosses, except that if you die, it's back to square one. This makes the problems with these boss fights worse and boring after awhile when you die to a fireball that you couldn't avoid. So because of how bad the bosses can get, I can't rate it higher then a 7. Fun game overall, but be ready for the boss fights.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 63 63
May 1, 2021
shign
Enjoyable old-school adventure game. Platforming is mostly good, especially in stage 2 that reminded me a bit of kill the guy, which says a lot. However bosses aren't good, the first one is way way way too tanky, the second is one attacked spammed and the last is not that bad but extremely learny, chocky so frustrating. Still a decent game I could recommend.

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Rating: 6.8 68       Difficulty: 60 60
Dec 26, 2020