I wanna kill the Kermit

Creator: wonderful

Average Rating
7.4 / 10
Average Difficulty
77.0 / 100
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Adventure (5) Needle (7) Avoidance (1) Boss (1) Secrets (1) Puzzle (1) Meme (2) SourPls (1) Kermiku (1)


  • by slenderbrine97
  • by slenderbrine97
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21 Reviews:

The game consists of six areas and an extra. Each area has several needle screens and a boss.
The bosses are nothing special in terms of difficulty, but the needle is challenging from the very beginning. Overall I think the increment in difficulty is pretty good except for a few really easy saves in the last stage.
The game uses standard gimmicks such as inverted gravity, looping screen, extra jumps, and triggers. I'm not a fan of inverted gravity, but the looping screen was used really well in my opinion and makes some screen very interesting to play.
The graphics are pretty good, I only didn't like the tileset used in half of stage five and secret four.
The music is amazing and it's probably the main reason why I liked the game so much.
There are four secrets in the first four stages, they are easy to spot, but think about what you're doing when going for the first one. I am not sure if you would be able to access it if you play carelessly, and you might be forced to replay the first stage.
You can access the extra even before beating the final boss. The reward for clearing the extra stage is not nothing special, but you get a nice screen that makes you feel better about yourself. I would say go for it.

The game has also some oversights. You can skip three screens completely, one by doing an hard jump, two by abusing the game physics.

Strongly recommended if you are decent at needle.

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Rating: 8.1 81       Difficulty: 82 82
May 18, 2016
I enjoyed a lot the first three stages, however from stage 4 it becomes less enjoyable and much more messy, stage 5 is particulary annoying. Also literally all the bosses are terrible. The secrets are average except the fourth which is terrible, and the extra stage isn't particulary worth doing the secrets. The final tower is pretty good and saves the end from being just tedious.
Could recommend.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 73 73
Feb 6, 2021
Pretty brutal.

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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 82 82
Apr 21, 2016
this game in my opinion is pretty great as there are some shitty parts such as most of stage 4 etc they arent actually super shit they just have some weird design / balance. the game itself has very unique qualities you wont see in any other needle game the soundtrack also being another touch to the weird factor being slightly distorted at times to keep up with the games weirdness the bosses in the game are certainly one of a kind weird too a good example being the first boss: miku. I decided to playthough the game 100% with extra it took around 8 and a half hours it was honestly a pretty enjoyable experience despite being stuck on a screen for a hour there is plenty of unique platforming in the game you will have never seen before and will keep you interested throughout also plenty of gimmicks such as high bounce jumps, 1 2 and 3 jump gimmick and the upside down gimmick I myself am not a fan of gimmicks but i got through these and they were pretty fun the game itself isnt the greatest fangame overall but you certainly should give it a try if you are into needle / adventure(?) its truly a pretty damn fine experience shout outs to my boy mrwonderfulman for this sick game

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Rating: 7.3 73       Difficulty: 88 88
Nov 8, 2015
Very Long saves, difficulty balance was really bad. Lots of unique parts, a lot of which just felt awkward and bad to do. I feel like I would like this game way more if I was better and it took me less time than it did, but I was on just about every save for longer than I wanted to be. Also doing extra skips the final boss which was irritating.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 75 75
Aug 7, 2021