I wanna kill the Kermit

Creator: wonderful

Average Rating
7.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
75.1 / 100
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Adventure (7) Needle (10) Avoidance (3) Gimmick (1) Boss (3) Secrets (3) Puzzle (1) Meme (2) Extra (1) SourPls (1) Kermiku (1) Pathing_Puzzle (1)


  • by CasualCrap
  • by slenderbrine97
  • by slenderbrine97

30 Reviews:

The game consists of six areas and an extra. Each area has several needle screens and a boss.
The bosses are nothing special in terms of difficulty, but the needle is challenging from the very beginning. Overall I think the increment in difficulty is pretty good except for a few really easy saves in the last stage.
The game uses standard gimmicks such as inverted gravity, looping screen, extra jumps, and triggers. I'm not a fan of inverted gravity, but the looping screen was used really well in my opinion and makes some screen very interesting to play.
The graphics are pretty good, I only didn't like the tileset used in half of stage five and secret four.
The music is amazing and it's probably the main reason why I liked the game so much.
There are four secrets in the first four stages, they are easy to spot, but think about what you're doing when going for the first one. I am not sure if you would be able to access it if you play carelessly, and you might be forced to replay the first stage.
You can access the extra even before beating the final boss. The reward for clearing the extra stage is not nothing special, but you get a nice screen that makes you feel better about yourself. I would say go for it.

The game has also some oversights. You can skip three screens completely, one by doing an hard jump, two by abusing the game physics.

Strongly recommended if you are decent at needle.

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Rating: 8.1 81       Difficulty: 82 82
May 18, 2016
This review is based on a 100% Clear

While it's definitely unpolished and uncomfortable at times, Kermit 1 is still a pretty interesting game. It lacks some of the variety and creativity in it's successors, but there's still a generally interesting needle style which makes Wonderful's platforming so fun in the first place. The bosses present are kind of silly, but show lots of personality which is also a staple of the Kermit series which again, would be enhanced in future games. I think even the weaker spots like the black and white stage are still at least interesting to play and still somewhat enjoyable. There's also some secret and extra content, it's nothing too special but it does help spice things up a bit. Overall I would definitely say Kermit 1 stands on it's own as a worthwhile experience, which is definitely impressive. Thank you Kermit.

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Rating: 8.3 83       Difficulty: 67 67
Sep 10, 2023
I enjoyed a lot the first three stages, however from stage 4 it becomes less enjoyable and much more messy, stage 5 is particularly annoying. Also literally all the bosses are terrible. The secrets are average except the fourth which is terrible, and the extra stage isn't particulary worth doing the secrets. The final tower is pretty good and saves the end from being just tedious.
Could recommend.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 73 73
Feb 6, 2021
Pretty brutal.

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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 82 82
Apr 21, 2016
Based on 100 % clear. Few highlights are definitely there (especially some stuff in stage 4), but in general kinda awkward and bosses are not that enjoyable. Extra stage is tbh not worth it, even tho secrets were kinda fun

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Rating: 6.6 66       Difficulty: 76 76
Jan 21, 2024