I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones

Creator: Stonk

Average Rating
6.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
42.4 / 100
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Needle (5) Avoidance (4) Gimmick (2) Boss (3) Funny (2) Short (2) Meme (4) Troll (2) Visual_Challenge (8) Epilepsy_Warning (2) SourPls (1) domu_game (1)

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  • by xElectricZz
  • by Anonymous
  • by Fruitless
  • by Xplayerlol
  • by ElCochran90

19 Reviews:

xElectricZz
10/10
100/100
best game
BEST GAME

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[23] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 42 42
Feb 8, 2015
ElCochran90
Ah, boy. Well, you will always see divisiveness in this kind of games: some appreciate the meme side of it all, and some consider it cancer. Consider me in the latter category (based on the ratings for this game, I'm not alone on this one), and the good ideas are wasted by very unfair moments. How in the world can the visual challenge be considered fair if it places The Kid AND needles sometimes OUTSIDE the screen? Totally reasonable.

Also, bad programming since in the stars "avoidance" part you can easily go to the bottom of the segment and not do anything. I guess I deserved that after going through many dumb moments.

Stonk, you're a fangame speedrunner god. Stick to it bro!

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick Meme Visual_Challenge
[4] Likes
Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 40 40
Aug 3, 2019
Nearigami
why

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[3] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 40 40
Jun 23, 2017
Fruitless
Very bad game with horrid shaking/flashing effects. Don't play it.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Boss Short Meme Visual_Challenge Epilepsy_Warning
[1] Like
Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 45 45
Apr 8, 2020
Jopagu
Difficulty based off of skipping the avoidance.

The central premise of the game is platforming with various visual effects applied to make it hard to see. I enjoy this kind of muscle memory sightless platforming, and the jumps used are well suited for it, with a lot of basic easy to execute jumps.

The main downside of the game is the avoidance, which is a shame as it has potential. It's way too long, and the obstacles block your path way too frequently, making it a long luck check. I tried it for a while, but ended up using the skip. There is also a boss but it's basically irrelevant.

Overall, I would recommend the game for the platforming, but ultimately it's pretty basic, and the non-platforming bits are a letdown.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Boss Meme Visual_Challenge
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 35 35
May 16, 2024