I Wanna Be the Sadist

Creator: ベリー

Average Rating
2.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
78.0 / 100
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11 Reviews:

After i got that roll in K2mania, i thought this is gonna be like "ok, i heard there is some BS, i can get through without much of a problem, i hope"

Welp, my mistake, this game was a lot worse than i could imagine, platforming sucks almost all the way, and it's also not easy, bosses themselfs okayish before the last boss. Last boss is quite a big garbage pit, no less. I recommend to avoid this game.

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Tagged as: Adventure
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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 75 75
May 17, 2019
I wanna be the Sadist is a 5 stage game with mostly trap-based platforming and a few themes or gimmicks to keep things sort of interesting. I'll start by saying that I don't think this is nearly as bad as other people make it out to be, but it's still pretty not good. The platforming difficulty is all over the place but there are some interesting jumps, and the themes/gimmicks are mostly ok.

The traps are what this is kind of known for: they're really, really fast flying spikes mostly. The first stage had a good amount of them but the amount gradually goes down as you progress through the game, letting the platforming take over. I thought I would end up not enjoying these but the saves aren't really long in the first place for the most part, and the longer saves don't have many traps in the first place.

The bosses are what really drag this game down. 2 of them basically don't really exist, but the 3 that do might drive you insane. The first boss only lets you use your double jump from the ground, and it shoots cherries at you when you shoot it, which are a lot harder to dodge when you can't go high. The third boss isn't that bad if it wasn't for the invisible maze with death pits that you have to do after the boss. Had to beat it 10 times or so before I found the way out. And the infamous final boss isn't a terrible concept, but shooting the bees can be a pain because of precise hitbox and if you have to go to the top, you're basically praying for good luck, cause you can't react to the random boulders. I didn't really have much trouble with any of them somehow, but it's still easy to see that this is the game's downfall.

In the end, yeah this kinda sucks. You probably shouldn't play this, and you definitively shouldn't try to beat the final boss.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap
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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 75 75
Mar 21, 2020
I occasionally liked some of its level design ideas, that's the only good thing I have to say about this game. The final boss in particular is great concept-wise, but it's ridiculously luck based.

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Tagged as: Adventure Boss
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 70 70
Sep 5, 2015
I'm understand that some people can be interested in this because it's quite intriguing game because of title and aura about it, but DON'T. It's not worth it by any means and you will be heavily discouraged if you decide to go in

This game basically has a exact line once you reach final boss. So before final boss, this game is just messy and bad-tier adventure fangame. It has mostly bearable, but preposterous platforming with occasionally some sort of creative saves and traps, like 3 screen 2 save of 1 stage or 2 screen 1 save of 2 stage. I also feel like Kirby water world stage (K2 one) and final bee tower is quite decent even by standard judgments, but that's kinda hot take, so don't take this too seriously. Also, there is some pretty incredibly annoying and frustrating save that opens a Mario stage (with cart), it's completely out of difficulty curve and just feels really dumb overall

What about a bosses, so the first boss is quite ok, I would say. The only issue that it has too many HP and kinda boring, but I still enjoy it. Second boss didn't exist and the third one, Goomba, I feel is alright. It's pattern fight with bouncing apple, and i've actually had fun discovering how optimize my damage on Goomba while avoiding apple. Maze after boss tho is absolutely stupid concept and I hate it. Fourth boss, Kracko, is insanely free

And then once you've beat almost everything in this game it's finally reveals true face with final boss. GOD, IT'S SO BAD, THAT I CAN'T HOLD MY CAPS DEFENSE. It's ridiculously bad and this is really soft words for this garbage hole

So let's start with concept. It's not that bad if you think about it. There's a wasp that has 25 HP, it's spawns at you bees quite frequently and simultaneously there is a rocks that falling from top and the water that restrict your movements by coming from bottom. Feels like not that trash, huh? Well, forget about it. Everything is way much worse than you thinking

If you watch this boss, you can say that this doesn't looking that bad, but let me explain. So basically start with bees. They have ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT HITBOXES. You basically sometimes shoot them and they just don't care, because bullet FLY THROUGH THEM. Very fun, isn't it? Then rocks. Rocks is reflecting your bullets in you and this is not like worst part, but what makes this actually stupid is how often rocks block you from shooting main wasp with red rocks, that spawns way rarely then they're should. Basically in the average attempt you will miss decent amount of your shoots, because of that

And this is still not a worst part. Remember water? Well sometimes water will rise so high, that you will need to climb the highest platforms. And then... you need to pray. Because the chance that rock will fall exactly on your head is extremely high and you have basically NO TIME to react it. Just pray. Not once. 4-5 times for clear

Also just to concludes this to absolute disgrace of fangaming, the wasp also reflects your shots in you, the red rocks don't damage wasp when she at the top part of the screen and the rocks will falling faster in the second half of fight

So, you will need play very carefully entire fucking fight. You need to be focused to not shoot rock, not shoot wasp, dealing with hitboxes of upcoming bees and pray every time you climb on top without even knowing how much HP boss have, because there is no HP bar for this fight. This is epitomy of this shithole calling final boss of Sadist

In some defense I can say that conception-wise this boss pretty interesting (very unique even, but it's not redeems it at all) and I rarely have fun dealing with hard situations in this fight, but it's like almost nothing in compare with how much negative and devastation I have from this

So yeah. Insanely bad game overall. Absolutely awful actually. Fuck it. Don't repeat my mistake and don't download this ever

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Tagged as: Adventure
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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 83 83
May 7, 2022
The goomba is awful and the bee is really incredibly fucking stupidly shit awful. The rest of the game is mostly just bad.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 75 75
Feb 9, 2021