I Wanna Be the Sadist

Creator: ベリー

Average Rating
1.9 / 10
Average Difficulty
80.1 / 100
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Adventure (5) Trap (2) Boss (3) RNG (1) Killer_Cursor (1)


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11 Reviews:


An extremely bad adventure game. It features extremely fast moving traps, tricky saves and probably the worst boss ever. The platforming turns peak difficulty at the jungle stage since you have to so stuff like jump through an invert near the end of the screen or 16px gaps inbetween some spikes early on.

3 out of the 5 bosses are fairly simple, one even having just a cutscene and nothing else. First off, the Len bulldozer. The entirety of this boss takes place on a conveyor belt without double jump and each time you hit him a cherry spawns while spikes rapidly fall from the top of the screen along with a spike that rides the conveyor Towards the second half more spikes appear and another spike rides the belt so you'll have to play it strategically.

Meanwhile you also have a Goomba that runs on a set path where you have to mash the shoot button and hope that he doesn't run into you. A bouncing cherry allies him so shit becomes even worse. If you beat the boss there's an invisible maze and hope that you get through it fast enough or else the cherry that bounces in the boss room (it doesn't go away after you kill the Goomba) might go into the maze and kill you.

The next stage has a Kracko boss that is fairly easy, only following a path and occasionally spawning thunder bolts.

It still isn't done yet, and the worst has yet to come. The last stage takes place in a tower with toxic water that instakills you when you touch it. It has some brutal segments and don't make a single mistake or else you'll most likely end up dying by the water.

After you get through that tower you find yourself at the bee. You may think "This isn't so bad, just shoot the brown rocks and don't get hit by the gray balls!" but you are so wrong, and it's exactly the opposite of that. The boss spawns 3 little zingers every few seconds with weird hitboxes, especially around its wings. You'll have to jump and hit the ceiling a lot in order to hit some of them properly, considering a large amount of them spawn from below. To go with the trend gray balls spawn completely random, even when you hope you are in a safe spot. If you hit the boss without hitting a brown rock first, the boss deflects your bullet and charges right back towards you. Lastly, the toxic water returns and the tide changes every single time. If it goes real high then you have to hang out at either the top left or the platform next to it while the gray balls can instagib you at any second along with zingers that roam the screen. You wanna know how many HP this boss has? 25. Everything can kill you at any moment, whether it be a simple mistake or just being plain unlucky. The latter will happen a ton. This boss will very likely take much longer to beat than the rest of the game up to this point, just pray that you get the best luck ever at this boss and don't screw up the last 30 seconds.

I highly not recommend this garbage, trust me.

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Apr 29, 2018
It's a garbage......

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