I wanna be the Best game

Creator: OnionMan

Average Rating
1.4 / 10
Average Difficulty
0.6 / 100
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Tags:

Special (3) Short (2) Meme (1) Horror (1)

Screenshots

  • by Fruitless
  • by Keygrin
  • by Keygrin

14 Reviews:

Wolfiexe
What started as a comically bad but amusing fangame due to silly text-to-speech and the odd-looking character, soon turns into a really unnerving segment where the speech slows down until it gets more and more demonic, followed by the screen slowly fading to black mid-tutorial and closing the game.

I came expecting laughs, not spooks.

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[6] Likes
Rating: 0.2 2       Difficulty: N/A
Dec 23, 2016
GaspacoZanis
Refer to Wolfiexe's review if you want to know the contents of the game.

What I am here to say is that I honestly did not hate the experience of this game. I feel kind of bad that this game received so many 0s. It feels a bit too harsh here, in my opinion.

The game is leaning towards the absurd area. Text-to-speech from mid 2010s, that does not even pronounce everything as is written on the screen. The very caricature character, that is also animated. Gameplay where you cannot really die, and you will be just re-spawned nearby the fruits if you do touch them. And the whole tutorial style that seems like a parody with guy rock being stopped and replayed when the text stops.

Oh, and also unexpected horror element, where the speech gets slower as soon as the narrator mentions that you will die and you need to press 'F6' to restart the whole game. It might feel a bit too long but when you see the fading out, you really do expect some kind of mid 2010 jumpscare to show in your face.

You also cannot close the game, and 'F6' is just a bait, there is no restart button in this game. So to close the game you need to play it for 3 minutes or to close it through 'Task manager'. Not sure if this is good or bad, but for the Horror aspect it kind of works, I guess?

Is this game low effort? Absolutely, yes.

Is it terrible and it should not exist? Uhm, I would not say so. I think it is way extreme opinion in this case.

I was invested for a 3 minute experience, and while it is extremely short, I am surprised that it could deliver different kind of vibes. It is simple, but it is also effective.

It could be this weird mid 2010s vibes, that could have been off-putting at the time, but which are somehow pleasing now.

It is also funny reading through Kaying forums comments (where the game was published), where people did not really get the absurd nature of the game.

I think if this game would have been published now, it would receive different kind of reaction.

While the game does have unique character animation and some unique design choices, it is not a secret that the production value could have been higher. So the rating is what it is.

But I would say that this experience is quite unique. If you want something very short and extremely different in your fangame menu, then I would honestly recommend this game. It is definitely something. Don't expect too much though.

To be honest, I wish there was kind of remake to this game.

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Tagged as: Special Short
[1] Like
Rating: 5.3 53       Difficulty: 1 1
Jun 20, 2025
Nearigami
I want to die.

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[1] Like
Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 27, 2017
YaBoiMarcAntony
Neat

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Tagged as: Horror
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: N/A
Sep 14, 2024
XenusYard
Something you should experience for yourself.

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Tagged as: Special Short Meme
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 1 1
Jul 20, 2022