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Maxinator235
For: I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike
For: I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike
Game is full of poorly implemented gimmicks that are tedious and unfun.
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 36 36
Jul 13, 2016
Maxinator235
For: I wanna go to Hell
For: I wanna go to Hell
Triggers and Backtracking: The Game. Three screens of repetitive platforming and generic jumps that can be fun at times but also incredibly obnoxious. Visuals were sub par, including a scrolling grid on adderall as well as shitty spike animations. Overall not a bad game but also not great.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 69 69
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the はひふへほにゃらら
For: I wanna be the はひふへほにゃらら
A fairly long avoidance/barrage featuring dot hitbox and infinite jump. Fight's decomposed into 3 phases :
First phase is Taiko phase ; it's pretty easy and won't kill you often after you've cleared it once.
Second phase is miku phase. It's a bit harder, more unfair, but still fun.
Third phase is Colonel phase. Very stressful phase overall, with hard but completely fair attacks. Fourth and last phase lasts for around 20 seconds and consist of a cat throwing every bullet sprites this game has to offer at you. Super stressful and clutch phase.
I definitely recommend this game if you don't mind some insta-gib deaths in second phase. Was a lot of fun.
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First phase is Taiko phase ; it's pretty easy and won't kill you often after you've cleared it once.
Second phase is miku phase. It's a bit harder, more unfair, but still fun.
Third phase is Colonel phase. Very stressful phase overall, with hard but completely fair attacks. Fourth and last phase lasts for around 20 seconds and consist of a cat throwing every bullet sprites this game has to offer at you. Super stressful and clutch phase.
I definitely recommend this game if you don't mind some insta-gib deaths in second phase. Was a lot of fun.
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 70 70
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna beat the Spikes 5
For: I wanna beat the Spikes 5
Difficulty rating is based exclusively on the final jump and doesn't include extra.
15 very precise single-jump rooms. Fine visuals, great music. the jumps themselves are really well-made and polished ; you'll always be given the good align. It may look like aids, but all of the jumps are interesting.
The final jump (15) is an Octocorner that requires a lot of frame perfect inputs. Was fun to learn.
There's also an extra that consists of a quadruple invert with a water block on the middle ; I didn't and won't bother giving it a go.
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15 very precise single-jump rooms. Fine visuals, great music. the jumps themselves are really well-made and polished ; you'll always be given the good align. It may look like aids, but all of the jumps are interesting.
The final jump (15) is an Octocorner that requires a lot of frame perfect inputs. Was fun to learn.
There's also an extra that consists of a quadruple invert with a water block on the middle ; I didn't and won't bother giving it a go.
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 92 92
Jul 13, 2016
Thenewgeezer
For: I wanna be the Journey
For: I wanna be the Journey
Tagged as: Adventure
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Rating: 5.8 58
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 13, 2016
Maxinator235
For: I wanna be the KSD
For: I wanna be the KSD
One screen of moderately easy jumps, and then a boss where the projectiles don't kill you about half way in.
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 57 57
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the Nirvana
For: I wanna be the Nirvana
A very easy, short and not too unfair avoidance. Wasn't painful to learn at all. I really enjoyed it ; would recommend if you're looking for a quick chill avoidance.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 25 25
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the 一族
For: I wanna be the 一族
Terrible avoidance using spiderbros as projectiles. It's lenghty, difficult, and unfair all along. One attack literally asks you to stay in the corner and pray for you life ; another is just about flying unreactable spiderbros that move fast and change direction every two seconds.
Don't bother even touching this game unless you're doing a Rosegear guy's games marathon.
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Don't bother even touching this game unless you're doing a Rosegear guy's games marathon.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 70 70
Jul 13, 2016
Spicyfisheskiller
For: I wanna be the Mage
For: I wanna be the Mage
I wanna be the Mage is a huge piece of garbage that isn't worth anyone's time.
The game features probably the worst physics I've ever seen ; z and x controls, you can only full jump, double jump is the same height as a normal one. The extremely slippery physics will make you feel like all you're walking on is ice blocks. Player's hitbox is also fucked.
Saving in this game is also one hell of an adventure. They're always in akward places and shooting them is a pain. You'll never meet any saveblocker.
But I believe the worst thing about that game is that saves save your momemtum/number of jumps when you die. Half of the time you can't double jump if you save on the ground.
You're not even able to close the game using escape.
Last thing to say about the save system is that you can't shut down the game before the second half or you'll just restart at the beggining. Same thing goes for the second half.
horrendous water physics and vines mechanics that took me a whole 10 minutes to figure.
You can literally softlock yourself at every screen of the game due to the horrendous save-system.
Level-desing itself is all you can except from such a game : speed = 15 cherry triggers, transitional ganks, fucking invisible blocks maze, Guy ripoffs, direction = 270 spike triggers, no BGM at all, cancer inconsistent visuals, confusing where-the-fuck-should-I-go riddles, obvious traps, 48px grid, ect...
The bosses were the most playable parts of the game. Still cancerous and unfair, but playable.
I'll give this half a point because you can see the dude actually tried, and because there's a plot. The game is also unfinished and the final version probably will never see the light of day. Oh, and this version ends in the middle of nowhere, in a transition from one screen to another you'll get an error message. Totally worth the two hours I spent getting there.
Don't even try to play this to see how bad it is ; you'll get frustrated or softlock in the first few screens. That said, I think I wanna be the Mage is the worst fangame I've ever played.
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The game features probably the worst physics I've ever seen ; z and x controls, you can only full jump, double jump is the same height as a normal one. The extremely slippery physics will make you feel like all you're walking on is ice blocks. Player's hitbox is also fucked.
Saving in this game is also one hell of an adventure. They're always in akward places and shooting them is a pain. You'll never meet any saveblocker.
But I believe the worst thing about that game is that saves save your momemtum/number of jumps when you die. Half of the time you can't double jump if you save on the ground.
You're not even able to close the game using escape.
Last thing to say about the save system is that you can't shut down the game before the second half or you'll just restart at the beggining. Same thing goes for the second half.
horrendous water physics and vines mechanics that took me a whole 10 minutes to figure.
You can literally softlock yourself at every screen of the game due to the horrendous save-system.
Level-desing itself is all you can except from such a game : speed = 15 cherry triggers, transitional ganks, fucking invisible blocks maze, Guy ripoffs, direction = 270 spike triggers, no BGM at all, cancer inconsistent visuals, confusing where-the-fuck-should-I-go riddles, obvious traps, 48px grid, ect...
The bosses were the most playable parts of the game. Still cancerous and unfair, but playable.
I'll give this half a point because you can see the dude actually tried, and because there's a plot. The game is also unfinished and the final version probably will never see the light of day. Oh, and this version ends in the middle of nowhere, in a transition from one screen to another you'll get an error message. Totally worth the two hours I spent getting there.
Don't even try to play this to see how bad it is ; you'll get frustrated or softlock in the first few screens. That said, I think I wanna be the Mage is the worst fangame I've ever played.
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 13, 2016