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CouchsurfingKid
For: I wanna do them!!!!![demo]
For: I wanna do them!!!!![demo]
A Baroque Tapestry of Peril: 7.6/10 identity Where Elegance Meets Excruciation
In this scintillating symphony of trap-oriented virtuosity, I wanna do them!!! emerges as a triumphant paradox - an exquisite torture device disguised as interactive art, where every meticulously placed needle and cunningly woven stage coalesces into an opus of calculated sadism. The developers' alchemical fusion of Baroque-level visual splendor and sadistically precise mechanics elevates what could have been mere masochistic repetition into a transcendental dance with danger, particularly through its crown jewel: the avoidance sequence that redefines bullet hell grandeur.
The singular stage unfolds like a malevolent sonata in three movements - an introductory allegro of escalating needle patterns that acclimate through deceptive simplicity, a contrapuntal andante of spatial puzzles requiring Escher-like cognitive recalibrations, and finally the pièce de résistance: an avoidance finale so visually resplendent it verges on synesthetic overload. This climactic ballet of luminescent projectiles pirouetting through fractalized attack vectors transcends mere gameplay, becoming a kinetic mural where every narrowly dodged crimson spiral and aurora-like laser cascade feels like cheating death in the eye of a supernova.
What distinguishes this trap-laden odyssey from lesser gauntlets is its fractal intelligence - each apparent pattern contains self-similar sub-patterns that unfold like lethal origami. The needle clusters aren't merely obstacles but sadistic semaphores, their staggered placements forming a visual Morse code that spells "perfection or perish." Yet through this Darwinian crucible emerges unexpected poetry: the stage's chromatic crescendos mirror the player's rising adrenaline, while the avoidance segment's particle effects bloom like radioactive chrysanthemums with each successful evasion.
Minor deductions stem from occasional visual overload obscuring hitboxes during the avoidance apotheosis, and the inevitable frustration plateau inherent to the genre. Yet these are mere quibbles against the game's greater alchemy - its ability to transform rage into reverence through sheer aesthetic seduction. For connoisseurs of calculated cruelty and disciples of demanding design, this stands as both shrine and challenge - a 7.6/10 IDENTITY that leaves bloodied thumbs yearning for transcendence.
为什么我只给7.6分，因为我讨厌小团体，综上，表达我最高的敬意
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In this scintillating symphony of trap-oriented virtuosity, I wanna do them!!! emerges as a triumphant paradox - an exquisite torture device disguised as interactive art, where every meticulously placed needle and cunningly woven stage coalesces into an opus of calculated sadism. The developers' alchemical fusion of Baroque-level visual splendor and sadistically precise mechanics elevates what could have been mere masochistic repetition into a transcendental dance with danger, particularly through its crown jewel: the avoidance sequence that redefines bullet hell grandeur.
The singular stage unfolds like a malevolent sonata in three movements - an introductory allegro of escalating needle patterns that acclimate through deceptive simplicity, a contrapuntal andante of spatial puzzles requiring Escher-like cognitive recalibrations, and finally the pièce de résistance: an avoidance finale so visually resplendent it verges on synesthetic overload. This climactic ballet of luminescent projectiles pirouetting through fractalized attack vectors transcends mere gameplay, becoming a kinetic mural where every narrowly dodged crimson spiral and aurora-like laser cascade feels like cheating death in the eye of a supernova.
What distinguishes this trap-laden odyssey from lesser gauntlets is its fractal intelligence - each apparent pattern contains self-similar sub-patterns that unfold like lethal origami. The needle clusters aren't merely obstacles but sadistic semaphores, their staggered placements forming a visual Morse code that spells "perfection or perish." Yet through this Darwinian crucible emerges unexpected poetry: the stage's chromatic crescendos mirror the player's rising adrenaline, while the avoidance segment's particle effects bloom like radioactive chrysanthemums with each successful evasion.
Minor deductions stem from occasional visual overload obscuring hitboxes during the avoidance apotheosis, and the inevitable frustration plateau inherent to the genre. Yet these are mere quibbles against the game's greater alchemy - its ability to transform rage into reverence through sheer aesthetic seduction. For connoisseurs of calculated cruelty and disciples of demanding design, this stands as both shrine and challenge - a 7.6/10 IDENTITY that leaves bloodied thumbs yearning for transcendence.
为什么我只给7.6分，因为我讨厌小团体，综上，表达我最高的敬意
Rating: 7.6 76
Difficulty: 34 34
Apr 7, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna Struggle Momentarily
For: I wanna Struggle Momentarily
Prototype avoidance game made by Kyir to advertise 'I Wanna Defy the Director', which never got finished, despite still being published in an unfinished form on IWC forums long time ago. I have never checked if this avoidance is present there, though.
This avoidance has Undertale music and you have 1 extra HP in your disposal. It has pretty cool aesthetics, but you also will notice that this is not your standard avoidance. I have heard in the past several people not wanting to count this avoidance as an avoidance, but rather a boss, which happens to be an avoidance. And the reasoning is quite simple - attacks are not necessarily timed in the best manner to the music.
But I would not call it as a big drawback. You still have to endure a certain amount of time (which still makes it an avoidance for me), and lack of proper music timing is not an issue for me. I still think that this music was fitting to what was happening here.
I liked different usage of sprites that looked both visually appealing and both making gameplay feel more vibrant.
The fact that you have indicators thrown around was also a pretty cool touch. My only confusion was that on the 2nd part of the avoidance I forgot that indicators are located above the ground, so you can actually stay on the ground.
As for gameplay, I personally found it to be fun, despite being obviously very simple. It is mostly pattern-based, but you do have aiming attacks and HP helps learning stuff faster.
Since we will never have the full adventure game, I think it is better to perceive this as its own thing. It is still a prototype, but it is a good thing to give for beginners, and is fun to play even for those who are more seasoned in avoidances.
Give it a try.
Would recommend.
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This avoidance has Undertale music and you have 1 extra HP in your disposal. It has pretty cool aesthetics, but you also will notice that this is not your standard avoidance. I have heard in the past several people not wanting to count this avoidance as an avoidance, but rather a boss, which happens to be an avoidance. And the reasoning is quite simple - attacks are not necessarily timed in the best manner to the music.
But I would not call it as a big drawback. You still have to endure a certain amount of time (which still makes it an avoidance for me), and lack of proper music timing is not an issue for me. I still think that this music was fitting to what was happening here.
I liked different usage of sprites that looked both visually appealing and both making gameplay feel more vibrant.
The fact that you have indicators thrown around was also a pretty cool touch. My only confusion was that on the 2nd part of the avoidance I forgot that indicators are located above the ground, so you can actually stay on the ground.
As for gameplay, I personally found it to be fun, despite being obviously very simple. It is mostly pattern-based, but you do have aiming attacks and HP helps learning stuff faster.
Since we will never have the full adventure game, I think it is better to perceive this as its own thing. It is still a prototype, but it is a good thing to give for beginners, and is fun to play even for those who are more seasoned in avoidances.
Give it a try.
Would recommend.
Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 35 35
Apr 7, 2025
touhoe
For: Neo Needle Buffet
For: Neo Needle Buffet
shows its age a bit but is a quite epic game with lots of different fun visions of what neo-needle looks like. highlights for me were kiyoshi area + synthas area
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Rating: 8.7 87
Difficulty: 81 81
Apr 7, 2025