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Fruitless
For: I wanna be the 砂時計
For: I wanna be the 砂時計
Tagged as: Epliepsy_Warning
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
May 15, 2025
ywz_iw
For: I wanna be the Justice
For: I wanna be the Justice
Classic old game, very fun.
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Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 75 75
May 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Echidna
For: I wanna be the Echidna
one of the worst, most unoriginal hades-likes I've ever played. there's about a metric fuckton of required cancels and difficult maneuvers that solely utilize common jumps. the needle design is so inane and stupid to the point where the maker often spams several repeated identical jumps, most notably diagonals, M-jumps and of course: steak ledges. it feels like the maker didn't really understand what a hades-like is supposed to entail and thought it was an excuse to spam random planes and corners and ledges to a remix of Infinite Nightmare. this game doesn't really even resemble Hades, I'd say it's a far cry from it. in terms of interesting jumps, hades-likes tend to have at least a few to speak of. it really doesn't take a lot to make an semi-interesting precision save, yet this game can't seem to pull it off more than exactly once or twice. there's two jumps which are unique here: a required 3f 1f for the right vstring in the 3rd-to-last save and the first jump of the last save. speaking of the last save, it's the worst one by far
the last save has one of the most utterly braindead jumps I've ever seen in my life as the very first thing in the save. you have to randomly press some unholy amalgamation of random numpad + shift keys to make it work. I utilized two RShift keys and one Numpad0, which was very loud and painful to have to press at the same time. all this rebinding and shit just to gain a tiny, tiny chance of passing the jump. I could get it once every two to three minutes, yet it still took a while of mindlessly pressing keys until I got it enough times to clear the save
hopelessly miserable game, not recommended whatsoever
the last save has one of the most utterly braindead jumps I've ever seen in my life as the very first thing in the save. you have to randomly press some unholy amalgamation of random numpad + shift keys to make it work. I utilized two RShift keys and one Numpad0, which was very loud and painful to have to press at the same time. all this rebinding and shit just to gain a tiny, tiny chance of passing the jump. I could get it once every two to three minutes, yet it still took a while of mindlessly pressing keys until I got it enough times to clear the save
hopelessly miserable game, not recommended whatsoever
Tagged as: Needle
Hades-like
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Rating: 3.6 36
Difficulty: 83 83
May 14, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna Play the Game
For: I wanna Play the Game
What does this game provides you?
1. Readme that says '읽었으니 시작합시다.' (DeepL translates as 'Now that you've read that, let's get started.')
2. Title screen
3. Difficulty select screen
4. 3 difficulty options
5. Clear screen
I mean, that is a funny concept, especially with the title. You did indeed play the game. Basically opposite of 'I don't wanna download this game', made more than a year prior (2012/10/17 vs 2014/05/18).
What else did you expect? There is a reason that here is a tag 'Nothing'.
Giving 0.1 just for the Readme and the concept.
Otherwise would not recommend.
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1. Readme that says '읽었으니 시작합시다.' (DeepL translates as 'Now that you've read that, let's get started.')
2. Title screen
3. Difficulty select screen
4. 3 difficulty options
5. Clear screen
I mean, that is a funny concept, especially with the title. You did indeed play the game. Basically opposite of 'I don't wanna download this game', made more than a year prior (2012/10/17 vs 2014/05/18).
What else did you expect? There is a reason that here is a tag 'Nothing'.
Giving 0.1 just for the Readme and the concept.
Otherwise would not recommend.
Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 0 0
May 14, 2025
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