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fruityberry
For: I wanna conquer the blow game 2
For: I wanna conquer the blow game 2
deaths: 143
time: 0:49:58
floor 1-25: ez (joke boss, you literally cannot die as player.frozen = true and miku aims away from you)
floor 26-50: still ez (boss is ez but adds 1 drop of gas)
floor 51-75: turns up the heat a bit by adding 1 gas can out of 8 gas cans (boss adds 1 gas can out of 8 gas cans, so its much harder)
floor 76-100: turns up the heat even more by adding 4 gas cans out of 8 (floor 91-100 is very hard for beginners, and floor 99 is easy to choke on) (now 6, and the boss is much harder, adds 2 gas cans)
floor 101-105: ez, but theres a extra boss on floor 105 and theres no save before it, so u need to restart from 101 and thats kinda annoying and took 0.5 off from the rating
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time: 0:49:58
floor 1-25: ez (joke boss, you literally cannot die as player.frozen = true and miku aims away from you)
floor 26-50: still ez (boss is ez but adds 1 drop of gas)
floor 51-75: turns up the heat a bit by adding 1 gas can out of 8 gas cans (boss adds 1 gas can out of 8 gas cans, so its much harder)
floor 76-100: turns up the heat even more by adding 4 gas cans out of 8 (floor 91-100 is very hard for beginners, and floor 99 is easy to choke on) (now 6, and the boss is much harder, adds 2 gas cans)
floor 101-105: ez, but theres a extra boss on floor 105 and theres no save before it, so u need to restart from 101 and thats kinda annoying and took 0.5 off from the rating
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 7, 2024
Chris
For: I wanna kill the Muni
For: I wanna kill the Muni
"I wanna lick to a Munitan's anal or penis"
wow
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Tagged as: Medley
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jul 7, 2024
tszoof
For: I wanna be the KAS
For: I wanna be the KAS
Review includes extra!
The needle is generic and very questionably designed, and the bosses are awful, but I found the game to be quite funny because of all of these random traps and stupid design choices. I played this game with 3 friends so we had a pretty good time laughing at some of the stupid traps, such as a block just randomly being a kill block with no indication at all.
When we finished the game and saw the first EX screen, we thought it would be quite tough, and while the first and third screens are tricky, the second one is insanely free, and those 3 are the only EX screens.
I feel like this game is just a slightly better version of I just wanna play the needle game, especially when playing with friends. If you have some and you're looking for a random sudoku game to play, this isn't a horrible choice.
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The needle is generic and very questionably designed, and the bosses are awful, but I found the game to be quite funny because of all of these random traps and stupid design choices. I played this game with 3 friends so we had a pretty good time laughing at some of the stupid traps, such as a block just randomly being a kill block with no indication at all.
When we finished the game and saw the first EX screen, we thought it would be quite tough, and while the first and third screens are tricky, the second one is insanely free, and those 3 are the only EX screens.
I feel like this game is just a slightly better version of I just wanna play the needle game, especially when playing with friends. If you have some and you're looking for a random sudoku game to play, this isn't a horrible choice.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 7, 2024
LukeIGuess
For: I wanna be the KAS
For: I wanna be the KAS
Read Jopagu's review, but the EX isn't that bad, there's 2 corners total, 3 real ledge jumps and a ton of gates, but its not any harder than anything in the normal game. Despite how bad it was, some of the traps are genuinely genius and the bounce blocks are amazing despite being in only 2 screens. 1 random kill block in the later half of the game also makes for a good laugh when playing with friends. This makes it a great candidate if you have time and friends to kill.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 7, 2024
nazratt [Creator]
For: I wanna be the Engine Nazratt Edition
For: I wanna be the Engine Nazratt Edition
Tagged as: Engine
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jul 7, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Kaenbyou
For: I wanna be the Kaenbyou
Simple beginner needle, does nothing wrong but doesn't do anything particularly well, although the final segment with multiple screens is cute.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 13 13
Jul 7, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
I Wanna Stop Crying Myself To Sleep is one of the most iconic and in a lot of ways infamous needle games out there, and the reasoning why became clear to me pretty quickly in my playthrough. For one the theming in this game is incredibly strong, it's pretty clearly a game about grief and the way the stages embody each stage of grief is in many places very powerful and I found myself especially towards the end of the game resonating quite a bit with this, the fourth stage is just so dreary and the needle itself feels very constricted, whereas the final stage feels so much more open, still grounded in reality but it has the kind of vibe that just rubs off on me a bit. I also found the final needle screen to be extremely unnerving, something about it just got to me. I focused on the 2nd half when it comes to aesthetics but really the whole game is great, special shoutout to stage 2 song which I felt really set the tone of that stage well.
The platforming itself is mostly really good! It's not perfect, there's two saves I took issue with, one in stage 3 which introduces the water that rises you, I just felt like it was weak, for one the gimmick feels inconsistent in a lot of situations which is a problem the rest of the stage avoids but you really feel it in this save even when it comes to the first jump, plus the jumps just felt awkward in a lot of places and not nearly as good to pull off as other stuff in the stage. The other save was a random one in save 4 I found kinda uncomfortable to play, it's the 2nd save on the 3rd to last "real" screen. Besides that though, I really enjoyed how each stage felt like it had it's own thing going on, it made the game feel extremely varied and fresh, even just the basic jumps feel different from stage to stage. The game's use of triggers is pretty nice in my opinion, often using them to force interesting movements, and the gimmicks, while minimal, were pretty solid and complimented the needle well in most places. The game's difficulty is definitely a bit high and the jumps themselves can be quite intricate, but generally it feels good to play and rewarding to get good at. I think this is one of those games where every save just feels satisfying to complete.
Cry is a fantastic needle game, it definitely has it's sets of flaws but I think considering what the game sets out to do, it succeeds at it's goals quite well. It's definitely something that will stick with me both for the gameplay and non-gameplay elements, which is a pretty good indicator of quality. I would recommend it if you can look past the elephant in the room, there's a lot to like about the game itself.
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The platforming itself is mostly really good! It's not perfect, there's two saves I took issue with, one in stage 3 which introduces the water that rises you, I just felt like it was weak, for one the gimmick feels inconsistent in a lot of situations which is a problem the rest of the stage avoids but you really feel it in this save even when it comes to the first jump, plus the jumps just felt awkward in a lot of places and not nearly as good to pull off as other stuff in the stage. The other save was a random one in save 4 I found kinda uncomfortable to play, it's the 2nd save on the 3rd to last "real" screen. Besides that though, I really enjoyed how each stage felt like it had it's own thing going on, it made the game feel extremely varied and fresh, even just the basic jumps feel different from stage to stage. The game's use of triggers is pretty nice in my opinion, often using them to force interesting movements, and the gimmicks, while minimal, were pretty solid and complimented the needle well in most places. The game's difficulty is definitely a bit high and the jumps themselves can be quite intricate, but generally it feels good to play and rewarding to get good at. I think this is one of those games where every save just feels satisfying to complete.
Cry is a fantastic needle game, it definitely has it's sets of flaws but I think considering what the game sets out to do, it succeeds at it's goals quite well. It's definitely something that will stick with me both for the gameplay and non-gameplay elements, which is a pretty good indicator of quality. I would recommend it if you can look past the elephant in the room, there's a lot to like about the game itself.
Rating: 9.7 97
Difficulty: 75 75
Jul 7, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: The Sunken Cathedral
For: The Sunken Cathedral
Pretty strong needle game, I feel like the way jumps just flow together in stumble and by extension games like it is extremely satisfying to me, and this game definitely captures that with it's own spin on it. It just feels really nice to play, there was maybe one jump in the entire game I thought was a little awkward but that's it. The game itself is quite beautiful in concept and has a simple but effective atmosphere, definitely a great tribute and a really good game overall.
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Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 59 59
Jul 6, 2024
Delicious Fruit