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ElCochran90
For: I wanna keep on dancing 2
For: I wanna keep on dancing 2
Relaxing after the trash I previously played, short, and chill, very forgettable, nothing special to look for in here rather than the cheap Uhuhu-like background (although not really).
Also, difficulty rating is because of the first jump in the first save of the 7th screen. I swear that was frame-perfect & pixel-perfect, and way tougher than the unnecessary plane & corners shortcuts I took for the lols.
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Also, difficulty rating is because of the first jump in the first save of the 7th screen. I swear that was frame-perfect & pixel-perfect, and way tougher than the unnecessary plane & corners shortcuts I took for the lols.
Rating: 3.1 31
Difficulty: 45 45
May 26, 2022
ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the 500
For: I wanna be the 500
Rating includes extra. Difficulty rating contemplates main game. Consider a difficulty rating of 45 for extra.
Xplayerlol summarizes all of the problems very well, so there is no need to emphasize it again... and yet I will, with my own style. It will be more complementary than anything.
-You have 500 seconds to clear the game; if you don't, you restart from scratch
-The game has traps scattered throughout
-Restart key (R) doesn't work with this gimmick; the game restarts for you
-Every time you die, it takes exactly 1.5 seconds for you to respawn at the last save, which accumulated, is a substantial loss for a """"speedrun"""" game
-The game has secrets, but they don't do anything except wasting your time (you would think they would be extra lives or maybe additional seconds to be awared to you later, but they are not)
-There is an unholy goddamned avoidance at the end modeled entirely from Go the Dotkid's final boss
-Every time you die, you have to restart the whole avoidance, so you have to learn the attacks
-Only you can't, because the game ends before you can
-The hardest attack is at the very end
-After the hardest attack, there's a troll attack
If you're sadistic enough to do extra:
-Finally you can play the game normally, again, from the very start. Yes, the game that you loved so much. You read that right. No timer! Only you're hallucinating the game's mere existence already; no new platforming whatsoever: the same vomit-inducing generic excrement with the same boring traps
-Now the secrets decide they work: unlock true clear
-The avoidance is now buffed
-If you miss a secret, this trash pulls off the Meet the Ruka stunt, but even worse(!): you have to beat the boss to be able to restart the game and collect the secrets you skipped and make bloody sure you collected them all before you face the boss for a (most probably) 3rd time
-At least if you wandered through the game, you already know the secrets
-Except you don't: now they have traps
-The third secret can fool you into taking a save that will make you restart the game because you shouldn't: I was certainly fooled (I know it's logical once you think about it, but your mind is thinking only one thing: finishing the freaking game)
-The clear screen is the most anti-climactic thing in existence; not even a tone to congratulate you
TTBB made a fair point in saying that a potential appeal for playing a game like this would be to begin speedrunning fangames. My opinion is that, platforming-wise, this is not even a game worth speedrunning... although it forces you, so you should stay the hell away from it.
This is a textbook example of how to completely ruin a gimmick and execute it in the worst way possible: poroniumu somehow managed to transform a 30-ish difficulty game in something harder because of bad decisions.
I hate this tone of green, and I now will have nightmares with it.
poroniumu, you certainly have your reputation. TAS 1 & 2? Jesus...
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Xplayerlol summarizes all of the problems very well, so there is no need to emphasize it again... and yet I will, with my own style. It will be more complementary than anything.
-You have 500 seconds to clear the game; if you don't, you restart from scratch
-The game has traps scattered throughout
-Restart key (R) doesn't work with this gimmick; the game restarts for you
-Every time you die, it takes exactly 1.5 seconds for you to respawn at the last save, which accumulated, is a substantial loss for a """"speedrun"""" game
-The game has secrets, but they don't do anything except wasting your time (you would think they would be extra lives or maybe additional seconds to be awared to you later, but they are not)
-There is an unholy goddamned avoidance at the end modeled entirely from Go the Dotkid's final boss
-Every time you die, you have to restart the whole avoidance, so you have to learn the attacks
-Only you can't, because the game ends before you can
-The hardest attack is at the very end
-After the hardest attack, there's a troll attack
If you're sadistic enough to do extra:
-Finally you can play the game normally, again, from the very start. Yes, the game that you loved so much. You read that right. No timer! Only you're hallucinating the game's mere existence already; no new platforming whatsoever: the same vomit-inducing generic excrement with the same boring traps
-Now the secrets decide they work: unlock true clear
-The avoidance is now buffed
-If you miss a secret, this trash pulls off the Meet the Ruka stunt, but even worse(!): you have to beat the boss to be able to restart the game and collect the secrets you skipped and make bloody sure you collected them all before you face the boss for a (most probably) 3rd time
-At least if you wandered through the game, you already know the secrets
-Except you don't: now they have traps
-The third secret can fool you into taking a save that will make you restart the game because you shouldn't: I was certainly fooled (I know it's logical once you think about it, but your mind is thinking only one thing: finishing the freaking game)
-The clear screen is the most anti-climactic thing in existence; not even a tone to congratulate you
TTBB made a fair point in saying that a potential appeal for playing a game like this would be to begin speedrunning fangames. My opinion is that, platforming-wise, this is not even a game worth speedrunning... although it forces you, so you should stay the hell away from it.
This is a textbook example of how to completely ruin a gimmick and execute it in the worst way possible: poroniumu somehow managed to transform a 30-ish difficulty game in something harder because of bad decisions.
I hate this tone of green, and I now will have nightmares with it.
poroniumu, you certainly have your reputation. TAS 1 & 2? Jesus...
Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 40 40
May 26, 2022
Lake
For: I wanna be the dark town
For: I wanna be the dark town
An old adventure game that has a hub with 3 stages and a final stage,All the stages in the hub were pretty varied and fun.The final stage has few annoying moments such as a 1 block tall ice hallway with a dick spikes that are hard to see and a precise trap trigger but overall i enjoyed every stage this game had to offer.The game also has a couple bosses,they were fine but not anything that's noteworthy.Overall good game would reccomend
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
May 26, 2022
FlaviaFlave
For: I wanna be the ignorant
For: I wanna be the ignorant
A very old adventure game containing a bunch of stages. Each time you think it's about to end, it keeps on delivering more. If you like lots of bosses, old school traps, and a little bit of jankiness, this game is for you. A real forgotten classic.
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 60 60
May 26, 2022
wonderful
For: I wanna Nukeru Spike
For: I wanna Nukeru Spike
Very fun Uhuhu-like needle game. A few moving objects, and some minor gimmicks like sideways platforms and triggers. Good difficulty curve - it got tougher over time but stayed fun. The only save I wasn't a big fan of was the very final save, with a certain platform jump near the end of the segment becoming responsible for about a quarter of my overall playtime.
I would recommend to anyone wanting to chill out with some needle and play some interesting jumps without awkward gimmicks.
I would recommend to anyone wanting to chill out with some needle and play some interesting jumps without awkward gimmicks.
Tagged as: Needle
Uhuhu_like
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Rating: 7.9 79
Difficulty: 58 58
May 26, 2022
spawneable
For: I Wanna Thank You Mauricio Juega IWBT
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For: I Wanna Thank You Mauricio Juega IWBT
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Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 70 70
May 26, 2022
spawneable
For: Competition of Needle Making 2021
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For: Competition of Needle Making 2021
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 66 66
May 26, 2022
Lake
For: I Wanna Thank You Mauricio Juega IWBT
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For: I Wanna Thank You Mauricio Juega IWBT
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Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 70 70
May 26, 2022
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the needle gamer 3
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For: I wanna be the needle gamer 3
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 78 78
May 26, 2022