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voraciousreader
For: Free Mind
For: Free Mind
that first song is certainly a choice
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Rating: 8.4 84
Difficulty: 48 48
Sep 7, 2023
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna Quest
For: I wanna Quest
(The reviews of this game were not wrong at all)
Some games can make you laugh, while being bad, it's totally fine. Even tho most of this games, i'd say i give them some credits for being at least somewhat enjoyable. But some games are way more in deep pit. They are not enjoyable, yet you still laugh, because you just fall in abyss with them, you understand your position, your understand there's no explanation, there's no escape, yet you still laugh, because what else you can do
This game is definetily one of those. I almost cleared it and have no fucking idea what this game is about. But i know for sure, this game have nothing good in it. Okay, maybe concept, that greetings everyone who would try this, but that's basically it. Like, absolutely nothing reedemable
So game starts with something tempting - you have stats, which is pretty unique thing for fangames - attack, defense and speed. If you think some of this stats are actually matters, you wrong. Maker didn't care about bringing some interesting gameplay to this stats. Your only goal in this game is grinding for a lot of levels for HP. Yeah, HP is secondary stat, that you can't even upgrade, it just automatically boosts with every levelup. Funnily enough, this is the only thing that matters
So anyway, you go into game and you encounter two enemies, that are basic apples with straitghforward attacks. You can think the game will be full of some encounters - you are very wrong. These two enemies is your only chance in the game to gain some XP. Use it. Not for 5 minutes, more. It will be boring and tedious, but did you really expected good gameplay?
Well forget it. After you gained a lot of levels, go and fight pretty useless apple boss, where you need just tank basically until it's going down, and meet platforming - this will be your only entertainment until the end of the game. Yeah, no fun fights, or at least mediocre fight. Jesus, not even bad fights
Ok, for some defense, there is some idea about platforming. Platforming filled with dangerous obstacles, that reduces your HP. So if you follow my guide, you will just bruteforce it, and this is the only way to pass this. What a shame. Not only this, but maker decided to put some insanely bullshit thing - they literally put unavoidable stuff that you need to mash to death, because you can't cheese it with bruteforce. And you know, how many minutes you will need to just kill this things? You don't wanna know, believe me
Then there will be fake boss, that you don't need to fight, just jump in it, lol! Not joking at all. Then there will be somewhat of final stage, but actually not, because after this final stage there will be room filled with precision jumps. You know them, planes, corners, sphincters, diamonds etc. Big variety of them, you know. And the best thing is that you don't even need HP anymore. Just do jumps. Oh sorry, forgot to mention, the difficulty at this point will be around 80 and it all comes from difficulty of saves. Hard precision platforming, what a beauty to find here
I really don't know what to say at this point. Every concept was buried alive. Every good idea reflects as comedy. Every meaning of what's going on becomes into nothing. You just do fucking jumps and you accepted your destiny. At least you can think that the end is near, end of this nonsense
Unfortunately, NO! After this screen there will be another one - another hard platforming, but this time not 80, but full 90 difficulty. Single save with absolutely random jumps, that you don't wanna see on your monitor ever. I give up here. I know for a fact that this is a last struggle, but did i really need to force myself to do it? I mean, answer is obvious
And i can't say i didn't love bad fangames. For opposite, i'm fan of dumb stuff. I don't even mind cancerous stuff sometimes. And, man, i love unique ideas, even if execution is lacking. But here, i just find new dimension of bad. I find things that are disconnected in worst way possible. I find concepts, that even maker didn't care about. This game is like broken mirror, there's nothing good about it and it only reminds you of some good things that were seen in it maybe in some far past. But everything becomes dust at this point. Don't play this game, it didn't worth to try this sort of disgrace and i'm actually upset of how this game become like this
At least this game gives me some hopes at the start when i see starting screen with stats. Imagine there is some good game about this concept somewhere. For this dream i give this godforsaken game at least some incredibly small respect (and also some jumps in precision room were kinda fun to do, even tho it's barely matters in context of the game)
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Some games can make you laugh, while being bad, it's totally fine. Even tho most of this games, i'd say i give them some credits for being at least somewhat enjoyable. But some games are way more in deep pit. They are not enjoyable, yet you still laugh, because you just fall in abyss with them, you understand your position, your understand there's no explanation, there's no escape, yet you still laugh, because what else you can do
This game is definetily one of those. I almost cleared it and have no fucking idea what this game is about. But i know for sure, this game have nothing good in it. Okay, maybe concept, that greetings everyone who would try this, but that's basically it. Like, absolutely nothing reedemable
So game starts with something tempting - you have stats, which is pretty unique thing for fangames - attack, defense and speed. If you think some of this stats are actually matters, you wrong. Maker didn't care about bringing some interesting gameplay to this stats. Your only goal in this game is grinding for a lot of levels for HP. Yeah, HP is secondary stat, that you can't even upgrade, it just automatically boosts with every levelup. Funnily enough, this is the only thing that matters
So anyway, you go into game and you encounter two enemies, that are basic apples with straitghforward attacks. You can think the game will be full of some encounters - you are very wrong. These two enemies is your only chance in the game to gain some XP. Use it. Not for 5 minutes, more. It will be boring and tedious, but did you really expected good gameplay?
Well forget it. After you gained a lot of levels, go and fight pretty useless apple boss, where you need just tank basically until it's going down, and meet platforming - this will be your only entertainment until the end of the game. Yeah, no fun fights, or at least mediocre fight. Jesus, not even bad fights
Ok, for some defense, there is some idea about platforming. Platforming filled with dangerous obstacles, that reduces your HP. So if you follow my guide, you will just bruteforce it, and this is the only way to pass this. What a shame. Not only this, but maker decided to put some insanely bullshit thing - they literally put unavoidable stuff that you need to mash to death, because you can't cheese it with bruteforce. And you know, how many minutes you will need to just kill this things? You don't wanna know, believe me
Then there will be fake boss, that you don't need to fight, just jump in it, lol! Not joking at all. Then there will be somewhat of final stage, but actually not, because after this final stage there will be room filled with precision jumps. You know them, planes, corners, sphincters, diamonds etc. Big variety of them, you know. And the best thing is that you don't even need HP anymore. Just do jumps. Oh sorry, forgot to mention, the difficulty at this point will be around 80 and it all comes from difficulty of saves. Hard precision platforming, what a beauty to find here
I really don't know what to say at this point. Every concept was buried alive. Every good idea reflects as comedy. Every meaning of what's going on becomes into nothing. You just do fucking jumps and you accepted your destiny. At least you can think that the end is near, end of this nonsense
Unfortunately, NO! After this screen there will be another one - another hard platforming, but this time not 80, but full 90 difficulty. Single save with absolutely random jumps, that you don't wanna see on your monitor ever. I give up here. I know for a fact that this is a last struggle, but did i really need to force myself to do it? I mean, answer is obvious
And i can't say i didn't love bad fangames. For opposite, i'm fan of dumb stuff. I don't even mind cancerous stuff sometimes. And, man, i love unique ideas, even if execution is lacking. But here, i just find new dimension of bad. I find things that are disconnected in worst way possible. I find concepts, that even maker didn't care about. This game is like broken mirror, there's nothing good about it and it only reminds you of some good things that were seen in it maybe in some far past. But everything becomes dust at this point. Don't play this game, it didn't worth to try this sort of disgrace and i'm actually upset of how this game become like this
At least this game gives me some hopes at the start when i see starting screen with stats. Imagine there is some good game about this concept somewhere. For this dream i give this godforsaken game at least some incredibly small respect (and also some jumps in precision room were kinda fun to do, even tho it's barely matters in context of the game)
Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 90 90
Sep 7, 2023
Stitchball
For: I wanna explore the seven wonders
For: I wanna explore the seven wonders
Tagged as: Unique
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 64 64
Sep 7, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
Good challenge for beginner players.
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Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 7, 2023
kdnh
For: I wanna be the Tenchos pictures 2
For: I wanna be the Tenchos pictures 2
Rating until Extra Boss.
It changes your control move and view screen and you have only one life so it is harder than the final Boss.
I think most people are stuck in the final Boss or avoidance because I don't find any review about Ex content.
Ex has few screens with different gimmick, then you encounter Ex Boss. Without Ex boss, this game maybe 55 around.
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It changes your control move and view screen and you have only one life so it is harder than the final Boss.
I think most people are stuck in the final Boss or avoidance because I don't find any review about Ex content.
Ex has few screens with different gimmick, then you encounter Ex Boss. Without Ex boss, this game maybe 55 around.
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 65 65
Sep 7, 2023
Kilgour22
For: I wanna take turns
For: I wanna take turns
Chill precise needle with many saves.
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 7, 2023
_Xp_
For: I wanna explore the seven wonders
For: I wanna explore the seven wonders
Objectively measured to be creative and fun and full of identity, yet the actual gameplay was somewhat confusing. The main issue is with the final stage as the view might be extremely flashy for your eyes.
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Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 57 57
Sep 7, 2023
Peddy
For: I wanna traverse the precipice
For: I wanna traverse the precipice
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.8 88
Difficulty: 65 65
Sep 7, 2023