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K_YouTube
For: I wanna be the Climber 40floors
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For: I wanna be the Climber 40floors
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 40 40
May 20, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna kill the Maker
For: I wanna kill the Maker
Honestly, an abysmal medley game. 95% of the needle in this game is downright horrible, filled with named jump spam (a double diagonal every other save it seems), and generic time wasting flying spike traps. The game is just a constant slog of mediocrity broken up by saves only memorable due to their awfulness. I have only played a handful of the games on display, but I can confidently say that the game repeatedly chose some of the worst possible screens from otherwise great games.
After ages of soulless needle, the game greets you with a pleasant reprieve, original screens. Of course, by pleasant, I mean marginally better if anything. The gimmicks are cool, but despite several opportunities for puzzles, this aspect is barely explored and the aspects are just haphazardly slapped on more generic awful needle. The shift area is by far the worst execution I have ever seen of this gimmick, with nonsensical broken feeling collisions, and it manages to turn the gimmick into generic needle where you occasionally press a different button. The eversion area is frankly garbage, with the gimmick used for nothing except tedious backtracking, with trivially easy saves that last several minutes a piece. This area took me at least half an hour, and yet was the easiest part of the game. It's so mind-numbingly boring I would almost rather go back to the diagonal spam.
Overall, there is practically nothing worth playing in this game. You would be much better served by almost any other needle game.
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After ages of soulless needle, the game greets you with a pleasant reprieve, original screens. Of course, by pleasant, I mean marginally better if anything. The gimmicks are cool, but despite several opportunities for puzzles, this aspect is barely explored and the aspects are just haphazardly slapped on more generic awful needle. The shift area is by far the worst execution I have ever seen of this gimmick, with nonsensical broken feeling collisions, and it manages to turn the gimmick into generic needle where you occasionally press a different button. The eversion area is frankly garbage, with the gimmick used for nothing except tedious backtracking, with trivially easy saves that last several minutes a piece. This area took me at least half an hour, and yet was the easiest part of the game. It's so mind-numbingly boring I would almost rather go back to the diagonal spam.
Overall, there is practically nothing worth playing in this game. You would be much better served by almost any other needle game.
Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 62 62
May 20, 2023
MeetTheCreator
For: I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk
For: I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk
Ok this is funny LOLOLOLOL My humor broke cuz of metal pipe
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Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: 20 20
May 20, 2023
Fruitless
For: I Wanna Be The Gay
For: I Wanna Be The Gay
Tagged as: Decompiler
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
May 20, 2023
udafodilscoldpill
For: I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk
For: I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk
Third Lesson: dont open the door
Tagged as: cool
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
May 19, 2023
Fruitless
For: I wanna Kid Project
For: I wanna Kid Project
Tagged as: NSFW
Sideways_Gravity
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
May 19, 2023
Delicious Fruit