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Pigeon
For: I wanna eat Sheep spike 2
For: I wanna eat Sheep spike 2
Needle seems to be going everywhere in difficulty, it's hard to know what to expect really in this.
A bit painful to look at with touch saves that are placed in any place imaginable.
A bit painful to look at with touch saves that are placed in any place imaginable.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.8 48
Difficulty: 37 37
Jan 14, 2022
Pigeon
For: I wanna kill the IWANAGI
For: I wanna kill the IWANAGI
Single needle screen where you have to shoot the iwanagi.
It's interesting ithout giving a lot to do, also one trap.
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It's interesting ithout giving a lot to do, also one trap.
Rating: 4.2 42
Difficulty: 29 29
Jan 14, 2022
Pigeon
For: I wanna be the Enhansu1
For: I wanna be the Enhansu1
Not much to talk about, one needle screen with trigger / traps, one boss with singular attack.
Backgrounds are full green then full red (water makes it less rough), you've been warned.
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Backgrounds are full green then full red (water makes it less rough), you've been warned.
Rating: 1.4 14
Difficulty: 39 39
Jan 14, 2022
BloggerOP
For: I wanna be the Gun Fighter
For: I wanna be the Gun Fighter
Before starting my review, if you are interested in the game, this game has a gravity man boss, and you have to beat it twice. You decide.
When I heard this game's name and saw the delfruit rating, this looked fun so I decided to play this game. So, I downloaded the game and turned it on. The title screen and the music was a banger, making me look forward to the game.
I press my shift key, and select the medium mode. First three maps were okay, platform on the third map is kinda wacky, but yeah that's alright.
I arrived at the hub, and went to the lower right portal. It was Mega Man stage. And boy it was such a mess. The save balance was a mess, save 2 screen 2 was a mess, monsters shooting outside of the screen was a mess, it was just meh... Then I got to the boss. The boss was motherfucking Gravity Man. It was so fucking boring, no creativity, no new attacks, no readable bullets, no fucking good gameplay, no fuck you fucking game, the boss was fucking bullshit. It was so monotonous that I DIDN'T WANT to read the bullets. Plus, the boss shoots four more bullets after dying and all of the bullets accelarate with the clear music, I died 11 times to it, like literally just fucking who the fuck thinks that? Do you think it's a good thing to do in a boss? I just don't understand bro, this boss also has a bug that the timer becomes slower for whatever reason, I spent like four hours in real time.
Since I still believed the reviewers and that the remaining games will be good, I kept going on, and rebeat the three harder intro maps. This time I went to lower left portal, which leads to the... I don't know the game name, whatever who cares. And... this stage was fine! The spinning fruit gimmick, and the clicking gimmick was pretty good and the execution was okay as well. The boss was better than the previous one, because, every boss is better than that, you know. It was really really luck based. If the boss jumps to the left you are just fucking dead, what a braindead fucking boss. The HP is like a million as well, it just doesn't die. It's tedious for that reason. The attacks were fine, but why did you design the boss like this... The jump attack (and too much hp) ruined it all.
I decided to keep going on because I was a fucking retard. The third portal I went was The House of The Dead 2 stage. This stage was also a god damn mess. First four maps had a very poor design, all you do is just shooting 99999999999999 enimies. Saving people section was okay though, but not when you put the damn trap in the end, why tho............ Then you arrive at the another fucking trash ass boss. First phase you just mash and hope you hit the boss, what the fuck kind of fucking game does that, if the blocks fucking gather and cover the boss you're fucking dead. Second phase is also kinda luck based, bullets wall you very often, one loveshot here. Overall the first boss I laughed at, and third boss I hated, which is funny to think of lol.
Fourth stage I played was Gunbullet stage. As soon as I realized what I should do at the first screen I just wanted to fucking delete this game. Shooting targets that move is all you do. Isn't that a great idea? What's more, it becomes worse as you move on. Second map of this stage where even the circle moves made me quit the game. Third map was an ass, it has 3 fucking circles, fuck you. Fourth map looked impossible but after beating the game it was actually kinda fun I guess? Precise timing is at the end so whatever, the fact that I didn't like it doesn't change. After that there are four maps that are not memorable at all, and four more maps that are funny in a bad way. The boss is simple. You mash the bullets and hope you don't get the worst rng, it's not that luck based though. It just hurts your hands. This is the second boss that I laughed at, because the attack doesn't stop after you get the item, but the clear music still plays, it's so funny to watch but awful to play. I can't believe that this is one of the better bosses in the game.
Last portal in the hub is bowgun training stage, and I think it's the best stage in the game. First section was chill, you shoot the crystals, swords and sometimes hearts, and try to keep the streak. Second section was insane, and unfun to play. Try not to press R in this stage, you'll lose your progress on this section. You thoughlessly shoot everything and hope you get the good rng here. Boss is... pretty luck based I would say. If the heart rng is bad you are just fucking dead. This boss was okay at least, nothing to say more tbh.
Holy fuck now I can access the final portal, the stage was alright, the boss was tedious and long as fuck, but learning the attacks was kinda fun.
Yes, there is another god damn stage. This stage is alright as well. You get through all of the maps and guess what you see, ITS BOSS RUSH. YES YOU HAVE TO REBEAT ALL OF THE BOSSES. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????? do you really think this is a good idea??? I already got through all of the fucking shit bosses and I have to rebeat them... FUCK THIS GAME BRO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FUCKING MIND, I CAN'T STAND THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT i really have to rebeat gravity man....fuckyou fuckyou fuckfuckfuck ok calm down. i rebeat gravity man with another 11 loveshots and 1.5 hours of real time, and rebeat all the other bosses in an hour, the bosses are harder, it's red from the start.
i fucking rebeat all the boss rush bosses, i actually fucking hate my life, fuck my life, whatever, lets move on to the review. after one more map that is not memorable, there finally is the final boss. this was the best boss in the game, the attacks are actually okay, if you can make a boss like this, why not make other fucking dogshit bosses like this. also the camera moving is drunk, i almost had a motion sickness. whatever, the game is over with the powerpoint ending, i gave my middle finger to this game, its done.
I personally think that this game had cool concepts but they were executed really horrably to the extent where it's actually funny and you can laugh at them. I heard old people saying this game is great, but I cannot agree with it, I just can't. I had a really bad time playing this, I never recommend this game, It's fucking terrible. Also hard and very hard mode changes something, but I don't care fuck you.
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When I heard this game's name and saw the delfruit rating, this looked fun so I decided to play this game. So, I downloaded the game and turned it on. The title screen and the music was a banger, making me look forward to the game.
I press my shift key, and select the medium mode. First three maps were okay, platform on the third map is kinda wacky, but yeah that's alright.
I arrived at the hub, and went to the lower right portal. It was Mega Man stage. And boy it was such a mess. The save balance was a mess, save 2 screen 2 was a mess, monsters shooting outside of the screen was a mess, it was just meh... Then I got to the boss. The boss was motherfucking Gravity Man. It was so fucking boring, no creativity, no new attacks, no readable bullets, no fucking good gameplay, no fuck you fucking game, the boss was fucking bullshit. It was so monotonous that I DIDN'T WANT to read the bullets. Plus, the boss shoots four more bullets after dying and all of the bullets accelarate with the clear music, I died 11 times to it, like literally just fucking who the fuck thinks that? Do you think it's a good thing to do in a boss? I just don't understand bro, this boss also has a bug that the timer becomes slower for whatever reason, I spent like four hours in real time.
Since I still believed the reviewers and that the remaining games will be good, I kept going on, and rebeat the three harder intro maps. This time I went to lower left portal, which leads to the... I don't know the game name, whatever who cares. And... this stage was fine! The spinning fruit gimmick, and the clicking gimmick was pretty good and the execution was okay as well. The boss was better than the previous one, because, every boss is better than that, you know. It was really really luck based. If the boss jumps to the left you are just fucking dead, what a braindead fucking boss. The HP is like a million as well, it just doesn't die. It's tedious for that reason. The attacks were fine, but why did you design the boss like this... The jump attack (and too much hp) ruined it all.
I decided to keep going on because I was a fucking retard. The third portal I went was The House of The Dead 2 stage. This stage was also a god damn mess. First four maps had a very poor design, all you do is just shooting 99999999999999 enimies. Saving people section was okay though, but not when you put the damn trap in the end, why tho............ Then you arrive at the another fucking trash ass boss. First phase you just mash and hope you hit the boss, what the fuck kind of fucking game does that, if the blocks fucking gather and cover the boss you're fucking dead. Second phase is also kinda luck based, bullets wall you very often, one loveshot here. Overall the first boss I laughed at, and third boss I hated, which is funny to think of lol.
Fourth stage I played was Gunbullet stage. As soon as I realized what I should do at the first screen I just wanted to fucking delete this game. Shooting targets that move is all you do. Isn't that a great idea? What's more, it becomes worse as you move on. Second map of this stage where even the circle moves made me quit the game. Third map was an ass, it has 3 fucking circles, fuck you. Fourth map looked impossible but after beating the game it was actually kinda fun I guess? Precise timing is at the end so whatever, the fact that I didn't like it doesn't change. After that there are four maps that are not memorable at all, and four more maps that are funny in a bad way. The boss is simple. You mash the bullets and hope you don't get the worst rng, it's not that luck based though. It just hurts your hands. This is the second boss that I laughed at, because the attack doesn't stop after you get the item, but the clear music still plays, it's so funny to watch but awful to play. I can't believe that this is one of the better bosses in the game.
Last portal in the hub is bowgun training stage, and I think it's the best stage in the game. First section was chill, you shoot the crystals, swords and sometimes hearts, and try to keep the streak. Second section was insane, and unfun to play. Try not to press R in this stage, you'll lose your progress on this section. You thoughlessly shoot everything and hope you get the good rng here. Boss is... pretty luck based I would say. If the heart rng is bad you are just fucking dead. This boss was okay at least, nothing to say more tbh.
Holy fuck now I can access the final portal, the stage was alright, the boss was tedious and long as fuck, but learning the attacks was kinda fun.
Yes, there is another god damn stage. This stage is alright as well. You get through all of the maps and guess what you see, ITS BOSS RUSH. YES YOU HAVE TO REBEAT ALL OF THE BOSSES. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????? do you really think this is a good idea??? I already got through all of the fucking shit bosses and I have to rebeat them... FUCK THIS GAME BRO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FUCKING MIND, I CAN'T STAND THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT i really have to rebeat gravity man....fuckyou fuckyou fuckfuckfuck ok calm down. i rebeat gravity man with another 11 loveshots and 1.5 hours of real time, and rebeat all the other bosses in an hour, the bosses are harder, it's red from the start.
i fucking rebeat all the boss rush bosses, i actually fucking hate my life, fuck my life, whatever, lets move on to the review. after one more map that is not memorable, there finally is the final boss. this was the best boss in the game, the attacks are actually okay, if you can make a boss like this, why not make other fucking dogshit bosses like this. also the camera moving is drunk, i almost had a motion sickness. whatever, the game is over with the powerpoint ending, i gave my middle finger to this game, its done.
I personally think that this game had cool concepts but they were executed really horrably to the extent where it's actually funny and you can laugh at them. I heard old people saying this game is great, but I cannot agree with it, I just can't. I had a really bad time playing this, I never recommend this game, It's fucking terrible. Also hard and very hard mode changes something, but I don't care fuck you.
Rating: 1.2 12
Difficulty: 77 77
Jan 14, 2022
Nick24
For: I wanna be the Iwanero 2
For: I wanna be the Iwanero 2
It's corridor needle and generic avoidance featuring a MINUTE of bouncing . I had so much fun, I like this game a lot! :D
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Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 14, 2022
popop614
For: Cope Needle
For: Cope Needle
v1.1 is actually really good tbh
fixed all of the jumps that i thought of as cringe, and did a bit more
was cool, would recommend if you can sit through learning 9 hours
trying to reclear this on the old version was a pain in the ass and a half
I Cleared, but FUCKING OBS DECIDED TO NOT RECORD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
This save is a fucking beast of a save, screens 8 and 9 (bottom right? and the one above it) fucked me up so hard man
I am going to reclear this for a recording and that's that
i tested this game
Cope needle is a 10 screen long needle save that takes dips into "You must cope with this" land. It hits you off with some high quality JTool needle at the start, and about two screens in it throws in a water tower. The maker told me that the idea behind the game is to essentially filter out those who expect complete quality in every single screen, and to leave those who can just enjoy needle for the sake of needle. He wanted the clearer to be those who could enjoy a game for what it is instead of looking at every flaw like it's a bad thing. I am not quite one of them, but I really enjoyed grinding this save, even though I haven't cleared yet. If I had to give a rating, it would probably be around 8-9/10 or such. It's definitely a weird game.
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fixed all of the jumps that i thought of as cringe, and did a bit more
was cool, would recommend if you can sit through learning 9 hours
trying to reclear this on the old version was a pain in the ass and a half
I Cleared, but FUCKING OBS DECIDED TO NOT RECORD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
This save is a fucking beast of a save, screens 8 and 9 (bottom right? and the one above it) fucked me up so hard man
I am going to reclear this for a recording and that's that
i tested this game
Cope needle is a 10 screen long needle save that takes dips into "You must cope with this" land. It hits you off with some high quality JTool needle at the start, and about two screens in it throws in a water tower. The maker told me that the idea behind the game is to essentially filter out those who expect complete quality in every single screen, and to leave those who can just enjoy needle for the sake of needle. He wanted the clearer to be those who could enjoy a game for what it is instead of looking at every flaw like it's a bad thing. I am not quite one of them, but I really enjoyed grinding this save, even though I haven't cleared yet. If I had to give a rating, it would probably be around 8-9/10 or such. It's definitely a weird game.
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 87 87
Jan 14, 2022
Introdus
For: I wanna battle Challenge <in needle world>
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For: I wanna battle Challenge <in needle world>
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 56 56
Jan 14, 2022
spawneable
For: I wanna battle Challenge <in needle world>
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For: I wanna battle Challenge <in needle world>
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 54 54
Jan 14, 2022
Delicious Fruit