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bantsmen
For: i wanna eat pizza
For: i wanna eat pizza
My new epistle, having experienced the game:
Dearest delicious-fruit review readers,
I have finally gotten the chance to experience "i wanna eat pizza" firsthand. I unfortunately have very mixed feelings on its execution. The first stage has some very awful, no-good traps that last forever and make you wait, and when you aren't waiting the movement you do to dodge is rather basic and uninteresting. The quiz was OK at best, a lot of the answers were easy but others require you to know inside jokes most players outside the maker's community will not know (the readme has the answers thankfully). The medley section was relatively decent, but I'm pretty sure the screens are unchanged from the originals. There is a chase sequence and boss that are original though. The chase sequence is in a really big room that lags which can be very frustrating if it happens in the middle of jump. The boss is pretty swell and is mostly OK, one of the summoned goons the boss summons is kind of unreasonable and you basically have to go behind him to kill him without getting owned and the others can catch you off-guard when they spawn the first time. The final stage is a short Pizza Tower-inspired stage that is pretty barebones and feels rather rushed.
Overall, I think this interactive entertainment module is rather mixed in quality and is not one I would recommend to most of the dear readers of this missive. I do however, see promise in the potential skill of this maker and wish to see more projects from them further down the line.
Sincerely, your local gamer,
Bantsmen
My original epistle, when the link to the game was unavailable:
Dear wangmo1079,
I hope this message finds you well. I would like to play your first game: "i wanna eat pizza", but this otherwise simple task is currently impossible. It seems that mediafire has taken down your game due to containing the music track "Undead Funeral March" by Ugress. If you could reupload the game on another platform or reupload it with password protection post-haste, I will be forever thankful.
Kindest regards,
Bantsmen
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Dearest delicious-fruit review readers,
I have finally gotten the chance to experience "i wanna eat pizza" firsthand. I unfortunately have very mixed feelings on its execution. The first stage has some very awful, no-good traps that last forever and make you wait, and when you aren't waiting the movement you do to dodge is rather basic and uninteresting. The quiz was OK at best, a lot of the answers were easy but others require you to know inside jokes most players outside the maker's community will not know (the readme has the answers thankfully). The medley section was relatively decent, but I'm pretty sure the screens are unchanged from the originals. There is a chase sequence and boss that are original though. The chase sequence is in a really big room that lags which can be very frustrating if it happens in the middle of jump. The boss is pretty swell and is mostly OK, one of the summoned goons the boss summons is kind of unreasonable and you basically have to go behind him to kill him without getting owned and the others can catch you off-guard when they spawn the first time. The final stage is a short Pizza Tower-inspired stage that is pretty barebones and feels rather rushed.
Overall, I think this interactive entertainment module is rather mixed in quality and is not one I would recommend to most of the dear readers of this missive. I do however, see promise in the potential skill of this maker and wish to see more projects from them further down the line.
Sincerely, your local gamer,
Bantsmen
My original epistle, when the link to the game was unavailable:
Dear wangmo1079,
I hope this message finds you well. I would like to play your first game: "i wanna eat pizza", but this otherwise simple task is currently impossible. It seems that mediafire has taken down your game due to containing the music track "Undead Funeral March" by Ugress. If you could reupload the game on another platform or reupload it with password protection post-haste, I will be forever thankful.
Kindest regards,
Bantsmen
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 43 43
Oct 12, 2025
TheChiekurs
For: I Wanna WAVE The TAPPER
For: I Wanna WAVE The TAPPER
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Oct 12, 2025
P2shka
For: I wanna be the Yogurt
For: I wanna be the Yogurt
You can press up on a save to play as characters with different abilities based on the secrets you got, the game never mentions that
Final boss is extremely hard and luckbased even with Poniko
Final boss is extremely hard and luckbased even with Poniko
Tagged as: Required_secrets
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: 80 80
Oct 12, 2025
wndfl_heaven
For: I wanna kill the reizu
For: I wanna kill the reizu
Tagged as: Needle
one_screen
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 68 68
Oct 12, 2025
nankotu5316
For: I wanna find a Needle in a Haystack 2
For: I wanna find a Needle in a Haystack 2
針ゲーってこういうこと
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: 88 88
Oct 12, 2025
wndfl_heaven
For: I wanna kill the R stages EX
For: I wanna kill the R stages EX
Rating based on the part leading up to the impossible save.
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.8 28
Difficulty: 62 62
Oct 12, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: Line Wind
For: Line Wind
Generally alright, but blocking unintended paths with completely invisible walls is cringe, costing deaths here and there
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.3 53
Difficulty: 53 53
Oct 12, 2025
fha183
For: I Wanna WAVE The TAPPER
For: I Wanna WAVE The TAPPER
整个耐久的概念性和创新性展现的淋漓尽致
[1] Like
Rating: 9.9 99
Difficulty: 55 55
Oct 12, 2025