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PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Green Moon
For: I wanna be the Green Moon
Charming little adventure game, it's got pretty fun platforming, the occasional trap or joke, and pretty solid bosses even if they all play pretty similarly. Not really much to say about it though, it's just a solid old adventure game that's rather short.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 36 36
Apr 15, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Best Guy
For: I wanna be the Best Guy
This game embodies so bad it's good in some aspects, and in others it's kinda just bad. The platforming has genuinely awful traps, sometimes funny, sometimes excessive and tedious. The bosses are a mixed bag, I don't particularly like any of them although some are very clearly better than others, I think as the game went on I liked the bosses more and more generally. With that being said, there's almost nothing in this game I thought was good and while some of it was kinda entertaining, it was still a far from pleasant experience. If you can find humor in this game you can probably be entertained by it, but if you have no patience for this kind of thing then it will be very miserable.
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Rating: 1.7 17
Difficulty: 43 43
Apr 15, 2024
Till
For: I wanna be the Denparadox
For: I wanna be the Denparadox
I like its RNG
but I don't like the Touhikea parts
btw popop interview is tooooooooooo NOISY and ANNOYING (and FUNNY?) !
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but I don't like the Touhikea parts
btw popop interview is tooooooooooo NOISY and ANNOYING (and FUNNY?) !
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 80 80
Apr 15, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Experience
For: I wanna be the Experience
Simple beginner game, one with pretty strong bosses which were the highlights, and pretty alright trap-based gameplay which I found enjoyable. It's definitely a bit dated but it's got charm and is overall pleasant, I don't even think there's really any sour spots, it's just pretty alright the whole way through. Not the best beginner game but it's nice.
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 26 26
Apr 15, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the starter
For: I wanna be the starter
Quaint adventure game, the platforming is simple but pretty nice and has some cute ideas, especially the lava stage and trap stage. The bosses are neat, the first three were fun and easy, the fourth one is ok although a little strange and the last one was probably the weakest, mostly because in the 2nd half he gets this dash attack which feels super unfair, when I beat it I felt moreso that I got lucky with the attacks he used rather than actually using any skill. It wasn't the worst though and I still enjoyed it, just wish it was more balanced. Overall a fun and easy adventure game.
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Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 50 50
Apr 15, 2024
Lucien
For: I Wanna Gift a Game to Erik (2022 secret santa)
For: I Wanna Gift a Game to Erik (2022 secret santa)
2 screens only. pretty chill
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 35 35
Apr 15, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I Wanna Be the Qut
For: I Wanna Be the Qut
Really bizarre game, the platforming is largely forgettable, with the two stages on the side having much harder platforming than the other stage, in particular the V6 stage is really tricky because of how many 16 pixels it spams along with really horrible physics. After that the third stage is super lengthy but way easier than the others, it kinda just goes on for a while, occasionally there's a trap screen with a bunch of flying spikes which aren't very entertaining, there are basically zero good traps in this game. The final stage is a maze followed by an avoidance which I personally found quite annoying because the only hard attack is the last one, the only deaths I had were to the first and final attack so I kinda just grew very tired of the boss by the end even though it didn't take very long at all. Overall an annoying game at worst and a boring one at best, but relatively inoffensive overall.
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Rating: 4.3 43
Difficulty: 57 57
Apr 15, 2024