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every game i've left a rating or review on i have cleared.
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68 Ratings!
17 Reviews!
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68 Games
17 Reviews
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
Rating based on medium difficulty with a blind* playthrough, this rating also ignores the importance of this game and is only judging the game as a whole without accounting for all the fangames and so on..
(rating also is not judging if the remaster did a good job- it certainly did, this is moreso talking about the original on the remaster)
I do quite like this game, and it holds up pretty well, especially in the traps for such an old game, i'd assume the humor was also good for it's time, theres nothing i have said that has not been already mentioned, but my issues with the game seem somewhat unique.
My main dislike is with some things being just too vague, as mentioned, i went into this blind, so after reaching the kid's gate and having to teleport back i got "stuck" in a loop of re-doing already done areas in an attempt to find where to go next, my first idea was to go down in s1, i did, and couldn't figure out what to do until reaching the right side fake wall, and went through that area again, what i'm saying here is that finding the room of divine transportation without already knowing it is such a pain.. there's nothing telling you that this random wall is fake in the middle of 2 saves, i had a similar issue with mike tyson's fight at the start of the game aswell because i didn't want to hug the sides since it felt scummy but the fight seems so weird without using that. My next major complaint is spam.. In the game's defense it is so old and i don't blame them at all but the metroid area was just insanity and i wish more fights were like dracula instead of standing in one spot (or learning to move to other spots- like how the dragon fight in the final chase has no indication that you start to go left until it's already too late) and spamming z, even the guy had this issue, move slightly, spam z, move again, win.
My review makes it seem like i dislike this game more then like it but i don't, the platforming was actually quite good considering it's what started it all though when playing it completely blind there are a few spots where not having knowledge of the game before playing definitely detriments the experience.
*blind does not account for knowing the movement and physics and all that etc, before playing this i had only seen the first 2 screens & the final boss, i didn't know the contents of the actual game.
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(rating also is not judging if the remaster did a good job- it certainly did, this is moreso talking about the original on the remaster)
I do quite like this game, and it holds up pretty well, especially in the traps for such an old game, i'd assume the humor was also good for it's time, theres nothing i have said that has not been already mentioned, but my issues with the game seem somewhat unique.
My main dislike is with some things being just too vague, as mentioned, i went into this blind, so after reaching the kid's gate and having to teleport back i got "stuck" in a loop of re-doing already done areas in an attempt to find where to go next, my first idea was to go down in s1, i did, and couldn't figure out what to do until reaching the right side fake wall, and went through that area again, what i'm saying here is that finding the room of divine transportation without already knowing it is such a pain.. there's nothing telling you that this random wall is fake in the middle of 2 saves, i had a similar issue with mike tyson's fight at the start of the game aswell because i didn't want to hug the sides since it felt scummy but the fight seems so weird without using that. My next major complaint is spam.. In the game's defense it is so old and i don't blame them at all but the metroid area was just insanity and i wish more fights were like dracula instead of standing in one spot (or learning to move to other spots- like how the dragon fight in the final chase has no indication that you start to go left until it's already too late) and spamming z, even the guy had this issue, move slightly, spam z, move again, win.
My review makes it seem like i dislike this game more then like it but i don't, the platforming was actually quite good considering it's what started it all though when playing it completely blind there are a few spots where not having knowledge of the game before playing definitely detriments the experience.
*blind does not account for knowing the movement and physics and all that etc, before playing this i had only seen the first 2 screens & the final boss, i didn't know the contents of the actual game.
Rating: 8.2 82
Difficulty: 42 42
Oct 20, 2025
notmaxwell
For: How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality
For: How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality
It's good, I can see the inspiration from "How i see world in desaturated colours" by otiwolf, and there's a few problematic jumps especially with air gates, alongside some *heavy* lag in the 3rd stage if i remember correctly, but it's a good experience with some nice atmosphere to go alongside it. Rating includes extra stage.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 4, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I wanna be the Dotneedle
For: I wanna be the Dotneedle
The game is good but is brought down by the moving platform save, it flows quite bad due to the platform being too slow on the second half yet too fast at the first half, and many, many, collision bugs, as a result of this i think most of the challenge is in that save due to how irritating it is, but otherwise the game has actually pretty good dotkid needle.
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 27, 2025
notmaxwell
For: The Worst Collab Ever 2
For: The Worst Collab Ever 2
It's actually quite good. Game name miiiiiggghhhtttt not be so true..
It has quite a lot of charm and silly-ness and i was having fun pretty much the entire way through, some of the gimmicks like mari, amelie, & stella's are really good, especially for something that was meant to be decently silly. Squirrel Diagonal.
[1] Like
It has quite a lot of charm and silly-ness and i was having fun pretty much the entire way through, some of the gimmicks like mari, amelie, & stella's are really good, especially for something that was meant to be decently silly. Squirrel Diagonal.
Rating: 7.8 78
Difficulty: 52 52
Sep 21, 2025
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11 Favorite Games
| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I wanna fly the Far away | 88.0 | 6.5 |
| Not Another Needle Game | 66.0 | 9.5 |
| Decession | N/A | N/A |
| Float. | 60.0 | 9.4 |
| I Wanna Get Rid Of TV | 60.0 | 9.3 |
| sick | N/A | N/A |
| How I See World In Desaturated Colors | 40.0 | 9.7 |
| Best Year | 55.0 | 9.6 |
| So cute～ | 60.0 | 8.2 |
| I Wanna Black Another | 80.0 | 9.7 |
| I Want My Struggles To Like Me Again | 60.0 | 10.0 |
5 Cleared Games
| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I wanna fly the Far away | 88.0 | 6.5 |
| I Wanna Be the Hades | 67.0 | 7.2 |
| I wanna be the DLすんな | 85.0 | 0.5 |
| Conforming Needle | 77.0 | 8.0 |
| I Wanna Black Another | 80.0 | 9.7 |