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Smajsnamz
For: I wanna be the Torta
For: I wanna be the Torta
The platforming is short and in a different sprite set, its not bad but nothing special. Then there's a boss after like 4 saves. The boss is mostly just grinding 1 attack that walls about 1/3 of the screen. It wasn't awful even though its a "meme" boss but it wasn't a treat to play either.
Tagged as: Meme
[1] Like
Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 30 30
Jan 31, 2017
Smajsnamz
For: あいわなびーざしるえっと!!
For: あいわなびーざしるえっと!!
"I wanna be the silhouette" from translation. I almost dropped this game from not being able to do the first room but I assure you it is possible, but dumb. Anyways this is mostly standard platforming with a few variety sections including apples being the floor and the floor being death, and spikes hidden behind blocks, including one diamond jump you cant fully see. The whole game has restarting bad apple music. The bosses are all different forms of easy apple bosses that in some cases can get out of hand if you dont damage them fast enough. The last boss is a silhouette (gasp) of reimus head bouncing up and down while the (presumed) apple bosses from before slowly joining in.
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 50 50
Jan 31, 2017
CakeSauc3
For: I Wanna Escape the Mysterious House
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For: I Wanna Escape the Mysterious House
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 30 30
Jan 31, 2017
CakeSauc3
For: I wanna enjoy the Game
For: I wanna enjoy the Game
Easy, simple game that gets repetitive. I would have enjoyed it more if only the second half existed.
[2] Likes
Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 20 20
Jan 31, 2017
Smajsnamz
For: I wanna be the Story 2
For: I wanna be the Story 2
This review is based on extra. This game is well put together and I'm bias towards the fact I didn't like a single gimmick. With that stated there are 4 main stages ice, sky, maze, and black and white. Black and white is a visually obstructive platforming section that was pretty standard excluding one of the last saves involving cherry dodges and platforming. Sky is a horrible grind fest learning patterns of bouncing shooting cherrys. Maze is actually good if you are looking for this kinda thing but one area requires you answer question correctly based on japanese questions. Ice is ice and trolls. After all the stages there are bosses which have super version you can do to access extra later. The extra stage is a single troll screen into a cluster mash of all the other gimmicks used for about 3 screens and is pretty hard. The last boss fittingly is all the other bosses mashed into one last fight each with their own health bar. I don't recommend this game, it's well put together for what it has. I just wasn't personally of fan of what it did have.
Tagged as: Adventure
[1] Like
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 50 50
Jan 31, 2017
CakeSauc3
For: I wanna kill the Maker
For: I wanna kill the Maker
If you want to play a great medley game but don't feel like grinding out bosses, this game is for you! A lot of great screen picks, pretty good music, solid production value and some awesome original content at the end all contribute to a well rounded needle game.
Rating is based on clearing Hard mode.
[2] Likes
Rating is based on clearing Hard mode.
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 60 60
Jan 31, 2017
CakeSauc3
For: I Wanna Make It Breaking Out
For: I Wanna Make It Breaking Out
This game has a lot of ups and downs. Certain areas and bosses are fantastic and others are pretty lacking. If you're the kind of player who enjoys the certain charm that accompanies older fangames and can look past some of the bad spots (like me) I think you'll enjoy most of what's here. Otherwise, you'd be better off looking to play something else.
[6] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 70 70
Jan 31, 2017
CakeSauc3
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
Okay game, does a solid job of introducing a lot of different gimmicks but doesn't explore them much. Recommended for beginners, but you might want to bring your own music to keep yourself from falling asleep.
[5] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 20 20
Jan 31, 2017