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sacredgeo
For: I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy
For: I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy
More excellent needle from Wolfie. Not much else to say, just play it.
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Rating: 7.9 79
Difficulty: 55 55
Jun 9, 2018
p00ks127
For: I wanna randrandrand
For: I wanna randrandrand
its better than the majority of the flood
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Rating: 6.2 62
Difficulty: 42 42
Jun 9, 2018
moogy
For: I wanna be the Breather
For: I wanna be the Breather
This is a 30 floor game, with just one save per screen. As such, the difficulties - Medium, Hard, and Very Hard - do not alter the save placement, but rather the needle design itself. My ratings are based on playing Very Hard, though Hard is the creator's recommended difficulty.
Do not play this game on Very Hard. It acts as an excellent argument against fangames including multiple distinct difficulty modes, because all Very Hard does is buff the existing platforming in obnoxious ways without any consideration for how these buffs impact the overall flow of a save. More specifically, it features drop gates, T-bones, sideways gates, and 16px gaps strewn haphazardly across minute-long saves, resulting in many floors becoming what I can only describe as a "choke nightmare." At the same time, the buffing isn't even really that consistent, so there were a few floors I beat on my first try despite spending 10-15 minutes on the previous one...
Hard mode seems to be a pretty smooth experience, so just play that if you're interested in this game. I assume the other reviews on here are based on Hard mode.
The boss at the end is based on SaGa Frontier and is trivial if you know Japanese, as it announces each attack in advance at the top of the screen. If you don't know Japanese, I guess you should learn it.
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Do not play this game on Very Hard. It acts as an excellent argument against fangames including multiple distinct difficulty modes, because all Very Hard does is buff the existing platforming in obnoxious ways without any consideration for how these buffs impact the overall flow of a save. More specifically, it features drop gates, T-bones, sideways gates, and 16px gaps strewn haphazardly across minute-long saves, resulting in many floors becoming what I can only describe as a "choke nightmare." At the same time, the buffing isn't even really that consistent, so there were a few floors I beat on my first try despite spending 10-15 minutes on the previous one...
Hard mode seems to be a pretty smooth experience, so just play that if you're interested in this game. I assume the other reviews on here are based on Hard mode.
The boss at the end is based on SaGa Frontier and is trivial if you know Japanese, as it announces each attack in advance at the top of the screen. If you don't know Japanese, I guess you should learn it.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 8, 2018
Quof
For: I wanna be the Ocean Princess
For: I wanna be the Ocean Princess
Incredible level design, production values, and basically everything. There's a ton of content and it's all as inventive as it is fun to play. The creativity on display is stunning, and even when I feel the gameplay stumbles on the fun factor (Acid Bog), the gimmicks are still interesting enough to keep me entertained. Overall, easily one of the best fangames ever made. Personally I wasn't too fond of some of the bosses (Ice Guardian) and tend to dislike avoidances in general, but I won't dock points for that because the bosses themselves (except Ice Guardian?) are fine, they just aren't the kind of thing I personally enjoy playing. I recommend this game to basically everyone, as long as you can handle the pretty hard (but not too hard) needle.
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Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 75 75
Jun 8, 2018
Lucien
For: Terrible Needle 2
For: Terrible Needle 2
glad he used awful needle 3 and awful needle 4 tiles
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Rating: 7.8 78
Difficulty: 75 75
Jun 8, 2018
Lucien
For: I Wanna Defeat The VK Makers
For: I Wanna Defeat The VK Makers
NOT THAT BAD
COMMUNISM IS CANCER BUT IT IS FUN FOR ME
MAYBE BECAUSE I AM A NERD
LMAO
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COMMUNISM IS CANCER BUT IT IS FUN FOR ME
MAYBE BECAUSE I AM A NERD
LMAO
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 85 85
Jun 8, 2018
AcolGamer
For: I wanna be the one game (easy mode)
For: I wanna be the one game (easy mode)
shit...
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Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 80 80
Jun 8, 2018
Purplemirror
For: I wanna be the Party
For: I wanna be the Party
Try to trigger the shivering spike.
Spike: ...
Spike: Hey, you thought something about me, didn't you? You thought that I would possibly fly to cause a sudden death, didn't you?
...
Spike: Nope nope nope. I am not going to request for any apology, but, yea, do you know my feeling when your mind try to doubt me?
Spike: Even though I shivered all the time, that was not the reason for you to make any speculation on me so DONT behave like that you Kid.
Spike: Brabrabrabrabra etc.
The best trolls in early fangames.
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Spike: ...
Spike: Hey, you thought something about me, didn't you? You thought that I would possibly fly to cause a sudden death, didn't you?
...
Spike: Nope nope nope. I am not going to request for any apology, but, yea, do you know my feeling when your mind try to doubt me?
Spike: Even though I shivered all the time, that was not the reason for you to make any speculation on me so DONT behave like that you Kid.
Spike: Brabrabrabrabra etc.
The best trolls in early fangames.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 8, 2018
sacredgeo
For: I wanna go across the Crimson Rainbow
For: I wanna go across the Crimson Rainbow
Really fun needle game with very few generic jumps and consistently satisfying saves. No real complaints outside of some silly save balance issues here and there. Play it.
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 69 69
Jun 8, 2018
Delicious Fruit