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Leinaps
For: I Wanna Be the Hades
For: I Wanna Be the Hades
Very stupid farm fangame
[1] Like
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 76 76
Apr 14, 2018
Lulu49_
For: I wanna be the Metamorphosis
For: I wanna be the Metamorphosis
Very original traps !
[0] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 56 56
Apr 14, 2018
RandomChaos_ [Creator]
For: I Wanna Be A Loser
For: I Wanna Be A Loser
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)
Tagged as: Cake
[4] Likes
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 35 35
Apr 14, 2018
Wolsk
For: I wanna be the Chocolat
For: I wanna be the Chocolat
This game has 4 stages and an extra stage that is one screen long.
Stage 1 (green stage) is full of generic jumps and a few bad triggers with some very hard jumps and no semblance of difficulty balance. It also has a fake wall on screen 2 that seems like a secret but leads to a death pit in the top left corner. Reaching the warp takes you to stage 2 (purple stage).
Screen 1 of stage 2 has a hidden trigger in the bottom right that leads to a dead end room in the top right, but if you beat the rest of the save without dying, a spike triggers to open up a wall at the start of screen 2. Beating screen 2 normally takes you to a fake clear screen, and you can access a secret level select area from there. Doing the secret path takes you to stage 3 (gray stage).
Stage 3 is a horrible mess of difficult but incredibly generic needle jumps such as 1-frames, double inverts, double diamonds, and a nerfed corner with a completely unnecessary trigger. Beating 3 of the saves allows you to skip straight to stage 4 without having to do the other saves which at the very least means you don't have to do any double inverts if you don't want to. Then again, you don't have to play this stage at all if you use the level select.
Stage 4 (orange stage) for some reason has another warp that takes you back to stage 2 like stage 3 has. This stage is also much easier than stage 3 but equally uninspired. Beating stage 4 takes you to another clear screen with a warp that takes you to the same level select you would've gotten to if you skipped stages 3 and 4 entirely.
In the level select room, there is a warp in the bottom right that for GOD KNOWS what reason takes you back to the title screen. The top right has a warp that takes you to the extra stage which is by far the worst part of the game, so thankfully it isn't required and doesn't give you anything other than a broken room with a draggable kid if you clear it. There are blocks that take away your double jump and an infinite jump corridor with no indication of it being one, followed by a huge labyrinth of terrible infinite jump needle beginning with a corner where you can only grab the bad alien.
Do not recommend, though the draggable kid room is pretty hilarious, and the visuals aren't too bad.
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Stage 1 (green stage) is full of generic jumps and a few bad triggers with some very hard jumps and no semblance of difficulty balance. It also has a fake wall on screen 2 that seems like a secret but leads to a death pit in the top left corner. Reaching the warp takes you to stage 2 (purple stage).
Screen 1 of stage 2 has a hidden trigger in the bottom right that leads to a dead end room in the top right, but if you beat the rest of the save without dying, a spike triggers to open up a wall at the start of screen 2. Beating screen 2 normally takes you to a fake clear screen, and you can access a secret level select area from there. Doing the secret path takes you to stage 3 (gray stage).
Stage 3 is a horrible mess of difficult but incredibly generic needle jumps such as 1-frames, double inverts, double diamonds, and a nerfed corner with a completely unnecessary trigger. Beating 3 of the saves allows you to skip straight to stage 4 without having to do the other saves which at the very least means you don't have to do any double inverts if you don't want to. Then again, you don't have to play this stage at all if you use the level select.
Stage 4 (orange stage) for some reason has another warp that takes you back to stage 2 like stage 3 has. This stage is also much easier than stage 3 but equally uninspired. Beating stage 4 takes you to another clear screen with a warp that takes you to the same level select you would've gotten to if you skipped stages 3 and 4 entirely.
In the level select room, there is a warp in the bottom right that for GOD KNOWS what reason takes you back to the title screen. The top right has a warp that takes you to the extra stage which is by far the worst part of the game, so thankfully it isn't required and doesn't give you anything other than a broken room with a draggable kid if you clear it. There are blocks that take away your double jump and an infinite jump corridor with no indication of it being one, followed by a huge labyrinth of terrible infinite jump needle beginning with a corner where you can only grab the bad alien.
Do not recommend, though the draggable kid room is pretty hilarious, and the visuals aren't too bad.
Rating: 2.1 21
Difficulty: 75 75
Apr 14, 2018
Delicious Fruit