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Redorange
For: I wanna be the ゆっくりしていってね
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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 50 50
Apr 14, 2018
bcaq666
For: I wanna beat the Walljumps
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 35 35
Apr 14, 2018
Wolsk
For: I wanna be the Chocolat
This game has 4 stages and an extra stage that is one screen long.

Stage 1 (green stage) is full of generic jumps and a few bad triggers with some very hard jumps and no semblance of difficulty balance. It also has a fake wall on screen 2 that seems like a secret but leads to a death pit in the top left corner. Reaching the warp takes you to stage 2 (purple stage).

Screen 1 of stage 2 has a hidden trigger in the bottom right that leads to a dead end room in the top right, but if you beat the rest of the save without dying, a spike triggers to open up a wall at the start of screen 2. Beating screen 2 normally takes you to a fake clear screen, and you can access a secret level select area from there. Doing the secret path takes you to stage 3 (gray stage).

Stage 3 is a horrible mess of difficult but incredibly generic needle jumps such as 1-frames, double inverts, double diamonds, and a nerfed corner with a completely unnecessary trigger. Beating 3 of the saves allows you to skip straight to stage 4 without having to do the other saves which at the very least means you don't have to do any double inverts if you don't want to. Then again, you don't have to play this stage at all if you use the level select.

Stage 4 (orange stage) for some reason has another warp that takes you back to stage 2 like stage 3 has. This stage is also much easier than stage 3 but equally uninspired. Beating stage 4 takes you to another clear screen with a warp that takes you to the same level select you would've gotten to if you skipped stages 3 and 4 entirely.

In the level select room, there is a warp in the bottom right that for GOD KNOWS what reason takes you back to the title screen. The top right has a warp that takes you to the extra stage which is by far the worst part of the game, so thankfully it isn't required and doesn't give you anything other than a broken room with a draggable kid if you clear it. There are blocks that take away your double jump and an infinite jump corridor with no indication of it being one, followed by a huge labyrinth of terrible infinite jump needle beginning with a corner where you can only grab the bad alien.

Do not recommend, though the draggable kid room is pretty hilarious, and the visuals aren't too bad.

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Rating: 2.1 21       Difficulty: 75 75
Apr 14, 2018
DestructorTheDestroyer
For: I wanna be the GC Needle
Tagged as: Needle Trigger
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 80 80
Apr 14, 2018
Spikebot
For: Heartmender
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 30 30
Apr 14, 2018
DestructorTheDestroyer
For: I wanna break the B.C Needle Trials
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 80 80
Apr 14, 2018
_A74
For: I Wanna Be A Loser
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 14, 2018
Zorgo
For: I wanna beat the Walljumps
This game gave me a weird feeling of an old shitty fangame (like its author is actually stuck in 2012). Maybe if you're into this stuff you may enjoy it, otherwise there is nothing to see.

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Tagged as: Trap Boss
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 13, 2018
EchoMask
For: I Wanna Survive The Gadget-Takeover
rating includes hard mode

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Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 8.8 88       Difficulty: 40 40
Apr 13, 2018
iraqlobster01
For: I wanna be the Fish
King penis.

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[7] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 90 90
Apr 13, 2018
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