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For: I wanna be the Short Game Needle 3
For: I wanna be the Short Game Needle 3
A short (ten or so screens I think) needle game. Not too hard overall, but the last two screens are tricky[1]. Most of the saves are pretty short, removing a few save points would have made it more interesting.
Not a bad game per se, but probably not worth seeking out when there are so many options out there. Many jumps are fairly unoriginal.
(I think this game was on the wiki when I downloaded it, I guess it was removed at some point.)
[1] Specifically, the second to last screen has a drop-half-diamond that I died on more times than I am willing to admit, and the last save of the game is a 1.5 invert...
Not a bad game per se, but probably not worth seeking out when there are so many options out there. Many jumps are fairly unoriginal.
(I think this game was on the wiki when I downloaded it, I guess it was removed at some point.)
[1] Specifically, the second to last screen has a drop-half-diamond that I died on more times than I am willing to admit, and the last save of the game is a 1.5 invert...
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 3.2 32
Difficulty: 53 53
Mar 16, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna climb the Skytree
For: I wanna climb the Skytree
Gameplay: 2/10
Music: 3/10
Production Value: 3/10
Genre: Short/Gimmick
Two towers where you have to ride a platform and shoot the brown blocks. The first screen is terrible because of intricate timing and a bullshit last jump.
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Music: 3/10
Production Value: 3/10
Genre: Short/Gimmick
Two towers where you have to ride a platform and shoot the brown blocks. The first screen is terrible because of intricate timing and a bullshit last jump.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 15, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna be the SimSimE
For: I wanna be the SimSimE
Gameplay: 2/10
Music: 4/10
Production Value: 2/10
Genre: Needle
It's the same screen from GR 3 times in a row, but buffed each time. Cool game.
Music: 4/10
Production Value: 2/10
Genre: Needle
It's the same screen from GR 3 times in a row, but buffed each time. Cool game.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 15, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Flash
For: I wanna be the Flash
"Back off your rules!
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive!"
I gotta say, I loved this game. There are so many funny puns and troll attacks through, and most of the musics are good, or funny, or both, and they fit the avoidances very well.
You start with 4 unlocked avoidances. Once you clear all of them, you'll unlock 2 harder ones. Clear both to unlock the last avoidance (The portal at the right is blocked). As much as it doesn't look like it, the game has a solid difficulty curve. The first 4 avoidances are all about learning fixed patterns and avoiding preset attacks, all of them fairly simple to dodge. The two next avoidances are a bit tougher. Their attacks are more dangerous, and sometimes harder to avoid. The last avoidance is a nightmare. Unlike the other ones, it's RNG-heavy, often giving you an impossible-to-avoid attack, and some of the preset attacks have very precise safe spots. It's horrible to get past some barrages of RNG, then get hit by a troll attack...Twice.
Even so, I still enjoyed it. Since nearly everyone can clear the first avoidances, I would recommend this game to everyone.
Oh, I forgot to mention, there is a short screen of platforming before the avoidances, and when you die there, you get a funny cutscene. The screen shouldn't be much of a challenge to anyone either.
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Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive!"
I gotta say, I loved this game. There are so many funny puns and troll attacks through, and most of the musics are good, or funny, or both, and they fit the avoidances very well.
You start with 4 unlocked avoidances. Once you clear all of them, you'll unlock 2 harder ones. Clear both to unlock the last avoidance (The portal at the right is blocked). As much as it doesn't look like it, the game has a solid difficulty curve. The first 4 avoidances are all about learning fixed patterns and avoiding preset attacks, all of them fairly simple to dodge. The two next avoidances are a bit tougher. Their attacks are more dangerous, and sometimes harder to avoid. The last avoidance is a nightmare. Unlike the other ones, it's RNG-heavy, often giving you an impossible-to-avoid attack, and some of the preset attacks have very precise safe spots. It's horrible to get past some barrages of RNG, then get hit by a troll attack...Twice.
Even so, I still enjoyed it. Since nearly everyone can clear the first avoidances, I would recommend this game to everyone.
Oh, I forgot to mention, there is a short screen of platforming before the avoidances, and when you die there, you get a funny cutscene. The screen shouldn't be much of a challenge to anyone either.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 42 42
Mar 15, 2015
Hop
For: I wanna be the Beginners king
For: I wanna be the Beginners king
Fairly easy game. There are some more advanced jump that would be hard for beginners (downward diagonals and such) but there are usually plenty of saves around them. Although there are a few stretches that seem a lot more difficult compared to the others. Bosses are relatively simple and easy except the last one which can be annoying. Overall had fun with it.
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 25 25
Mar 15, 2015
xDOMdaBOMx
For: I wanna be the Pleasure
For: I wanna be the Pleasure
Good game, stage 2 let it down from being a great game though. Other stages and the other bosses were really good though, especially Kirby and Donkey Kong. Found Donkey Kong the hardest of the bosses despite being the first, but overall a decent game and good for beginners.
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Rating: 7.2 72
Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 15, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna play Music for 4 minutes and 33 seconds
For: I wanna play Music for 4 minutes and 33 seconds
Couldn't help but laugh at all these kid faces. Good job, game, good job.
Tagged as: Special
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Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 15, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Constraction
For: I wanna be the Constraction
Found this at the Random Game! option, and I wasn't really expecting much of it. Turns out that it's a pretty cool fangame, with some well-made trolls (And some not as much), cool music (Sadly, it restarts), and overall awesome stages. You have a total of 3 stages. You can beat the two first ones in any order, but the third one will only be unlocked when you beat both stages.
On the other hand, it seems like each stage has its own sadistic trademark: Stage 1 deals with fast-moving traps. Has the biggest amount of traps in the game, and carries the best of them. You'll have to deal twice with extremely fast traps whose blind spots are small and require plenty of precision to work. Stage 2 isn't that heavy platforming-wise, having the best music imo (Stone Tower Temple from Majora's Mask, remade) and the most calming platforming, dealing with all of the gimmicks in the game in a very cool way. However, the boss is another matter. You have to fight the same boss four times, each time becoming harder and harder (Luckily, there are saves between each fight). At the last part, you'll be upside-down, with +speed and some horrible amount of stuff to dodge, while trying to kill the boss. Stage 3 deals with most of the moving enemies in the game, reminding me a lot of Magnanimity in a lot of ways. After a couple saves, you'll be forced to do very long and precise sequences of movements to avoid hordes of enemies, and the save placement is very unforgiving. The boss isn't much softer, and is extremely luck-based.
Although the difficulty was quite heavy, I still had a lot of fun with this one. Would recommend.
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On the other hand, it seems like each stage has its own sadistic trademark: Stage 1 deals with fast-moving traps. Has the biggest amount of traps in the game, and carries the best of them. You'll have to deal twice with extremely fast traps whose blind spots are small and require plenty of precision to work. Stage 2 isn't that heavy platforming-wise, having the best music imo (Stone Tower Temple from Majora's Mask, remade) and the most calming platforming, dealing with all of the gimmicks in the game in a very cool way. However, the boss is another matter. You have to fight the same boss four times, each time becoming harder and harder (Luckily, there are saves between each fight). At the last part, you'll be upside-down, with +speed and some horrible amount of stuff to dodge, while trying to kill the boss. Stage 3 deals with most of the moving enemies in the game, reminding me a lot of Magnanimity in a lot of ways. After a couple saves, you'll be forced to do very long and precise sequences of movements to avoid hordes of enemies, and the save placement is very unforgiving. The boss isn't much softer, and is extremely luck-based.
Although the difficulty was quite heavy, I still had a lot of fun with this one. Would recommend.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 64 64
Mar 15, 2015
conlycameobasher
For: I wanna be Colorful
For: I wanna be Colorful
A rather simplistic but enjoyable avoidance, preceded by seven gate jumps. RNG is very manageable, though the fixed chorus parts can be tricky until you discover the safe spots. Very last attack can be tight and problematic, but overall it's a fun fight set to a really good song.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 15, 2015