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Nearigami
For: I wanna conquer the blow game 2
For: I wanna conquer the blow game 2
Better than the first game but the guy boss kinda sucks lmao.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 25 25
Nov 12, 2017
Lss40
For: I wanna Story
For: I wanna Story
A trap/adventure game with some neat unique bosses. There is a puzzle/quiz area that is in japanese, if you're stuck:
First go to the very bottom room, shoot "3" then "ENTER"
Then go all the way to the top, then to bottom room again.
Shoot "1" until the text says "ERROR", then shoot "ENTER".
Climb back up. I don't quite remember what happens in the next area, I think you go down, then left, then right? I just found my way out randomly.
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First go to the very bottom room, shoot "3" then "ENTER"
Then go all the way to the top, then to bottom room again.
Shoot "1" until the text says "ERROR", then shoot "ENTER".
Climb back up. I don't quite remember what happens in the next area, I think you go down, then left, then right? I just found my way out randomly.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 35 35
Nov 11, 2017
kurath
For: Kid World
For: Kid World
Enjoyable little game with a really classic feel. The mario tiles, the traps and the obstacles all felt reminiscent of many older fangames, and not in a bad way by any means. Its a pretty quick run through (depending on how long you get stuck on stage 3, probably) with a little optional stuff and definitely feels incomplete but whats there is solid. It'd be great to see this expanded in the future.
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 35 35
Nov 11, 2017
Nearigami
For: I wanna be in my safe space
For: I wanna be in my safe space
Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great
In my safe space (my safe space)
People don't judge me and haters don't hate
In my safe space (your safe space)
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
Nothing but kindness in here
You might call me a pussy
But I won't hear you
In my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
If you do not like me
You are not allowed
In my safe space (my safe space)
Look and you will see
There's a very select crowd
In your safe space (my safe space)
Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great
In my safe space (my safe space)
People don't judge me and haters don't hate
In my safe space (your safe space)
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
Nothing but kindness in here
You might call me a pussy
But I won't hear you
In my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
If you do not like me
You are not allowed
In my safe space (my safe space)
Look and you will see
There's a very select crowd
In your safe space (my safe space)
People that support me
Mixed in with
More people that support me
And say nice things
Rainbows all around me
There is no shame in my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
I am going to tear down your safe space
Brick by brick I shall smash it with glee
What? Who is that?
You cannot stop me from getting inside
I am cold and I am hard and my name is 'Reality'
Oh no! Not Reality!
Somebody stop him
I'll take care of him Jenny
You can't ruin our lives, Reality
Our safe space will keep you out (drat)
We can face almost anything
But Reality we can do without
Noooooooo!
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
My safe space
That was a nice game.
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In my safe space (my safe space)
People don't judge me and haters don't hate
In my safe space (your safe space)
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
Nothing but kindness in here
You might call me a pussy
But I won't hear you
In my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
If you do not like me
You are not allowed
In my safe space (my safe space)
Look and you will see
There's a very select crowd
In your safe space (my safe space)
Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great
In my safe space (my safe space)
People don't judge me and haters don't hate
In my safe space (your safe space)
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
Nothing but kindness in here
You might call me a pussy
But I won't hear you
In my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
If you do not like me
You are not allowed
In my safe space (my safe space)
Look and you will see
There's a very select crowd
In your safe space (my safe space)
People that support me
Mixed in with
More people that support me
And say nice things
Rainbows all around me
There is no shame in my safe space (my safe space)
(Bully-proof windows)
I am going to tear down your safe space
Brick by brick I shall smash it with glee
What? Who is that?
You cannot stop me from getting inside
I am cold and I am hard and my name is 'Reality'
Oh no! Not Reality!
Somebody stop him
I'll take care of him Jenny
You can't ruin our lives, Reality
Our safe space will keep you out (drat)
We can face almost anything
But Reality we can do without
Noooooooo!
Bully-proof windows
Troll-safe doors
My safe space
That was a nice game.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
Nov 11, 2017
moogy
For: I wanna uhuhu spike 3
For: I wanna uhuhu spike 3
Not even the barest semblance of consistency exists between the difficulty of any given screen, save, or even individual jump... but this game is actually pretty fun anyway. I don't think Uhuhu 1 and 2 have held up very well over the years, but the more technical nature of Uhuhu 3 gives it staying power. Might be a good choice if you're trying to step up your needle ability, since there are some jumps that require specific positioning and jump heights mixed in with your standard needle design.
One jump in particular is utter trash, though. Just grind it out in Jtool, imo: https://i.imgur.com/y6F0Xp2.jpg
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One jump in particular is utter trash, though. Just grind it out in Jtool, imo: https://i.imgur.com/y6F0Xp2.jpg
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 55 55
Nov 11, 2017
BreedPineapple
For: I wanna uplift the needle
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For: I wanna uplift the needle
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Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 45 45
Nov 11, 2017
Bob
For: I wanna Grow Up
For: I wanna Grow Up
This game is really great! It's a tribute to the classic mega man games through and through. I was already smiling when I saw the intro cutscene (which is really funny and well written), and pleasantly surprised to see it was a mega man game. I always loved the mega man games as a kid so this game really struck a chord with me. There are three main stages for you to beat and two fortress stages. All three of the platforming stages were super fun to play IMO and they had great themes to them. (I especially liked Fireman Man). What is astonishing to me is how well these two managed to recreate the feeling of Capcom's level design with the kid's movement. Trust me, if anyone has seen Mega Maker they would know that it is more difficult to capture the classic design than you would think. I liked the checkpoint system and I think that they were all spaced out fairly while keeping the stages challenging. Zanto told me that Seph designed the sprites for the Robot masters(?) and it's pretty impressive what he managed to do because it's very easy to make pixel art sprites like that look bad. The boss fights themselves are pretty fun and well-designed with the cyclic formula we all know. I didn't really use any of the special powers against the bosses because I ran out too fast... they were fun while they lasted though. It seems that the mega buster does a good enough job of taking them out. The fortress levels are more difficult than the first three stages and that may be a bit off putting for some people but I enjoyed the challenge and only one of the rooms really bothered me. The final boss was pretty tricky as well but it's about as hard as the platforming stage preceding it. Overall though, it's difficult for me to find flaws in this game because it is so well polished and fun to play.
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Rating: 9.4 94
Difficulty: 54 54
Nov 11, 2017
Corrupt
For: I wanna be the knight in shining armor
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For: I wanna be the knight in shining armor
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
Nov 11, 2017
Delicious Fruit