I wanna be the Platinum

Creator: supaguy

Average Rating
5.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
20.3 / 100
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23 Reviews:

don't listen to the other reviews
It's not just any game - Best game.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Special Long
[9] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 15 15
Feb 10, 2020
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this game is actually ironic or it was made by a 10 year old. There's so much wrong in this game; from the level design to the sprites to even the music and the dialogue, in every aspect this game manages to be utter garbage and it's so bad that I can only think that it's ironic.
The traps are obvious and there's not much platforming.
Sprites are altered and some drawn by someone (in MsPaint)
The music is alright most of the time except for one stage that has this super-low quality song.
The dialogue seems to be english translated to japanese then to english again.
The game is not actually long, you can beat it in under an hour.
Overall I would say it's... something, if you're looking to burn time mindlessly then be my guest.

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Tagged as: Adventure Long
[7] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 5 5
Jan 28, 2018
So, the dialogue after the boss fight at Kill the Sudoku was taken from this game. Good to know.
Well, the visuals are good at some stages. There are some good musics, too. And I laughed a lot at the Windows Stage boss. Sadly, the good things stop here. The save placement makes it easy for you to save where you shouldn't, and you'll only realize that you shouldn't save there when it's too late. The gimmicks range between good and not that bad, but they are used in a way that can be called worse than bad.
There are plenty of tedious screens, the difficulty curve is unbalanced, most bosses look bad and have way too much HP (If you can't mash, too bad for you, you'll probably have an even worse time). And the game can get tedious to absurd levels sometimes. Wouldn't recommend.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Gimmick
[4] Likes
Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 31 31
May 4, 2015

No, but seriously, this game holds a special place in my heart just due to its unique charm, for lack of better words. It was among the first to use my old engine, and employed resources from Zoop.

Of course, the game is full of glaring flaws, not the least of which is the lag due to the sheer number of objects in almost every room. There are plenty of invisible blocks, fake blocks, and traps so slow you'd have to be a sloth to not react fast enough. Occasionally there are enemies which may as well not be there, as they are a minor nuisance and all die in one hit anyway.

The bosses are all incredibly easy. With the exception of the Windows Error boss, it's almost impossible to lose to one. Just spam bullets until they die, at which point they'll go through a death animation that loops back around and freezes on the first frame before the instance gets destroyed. Defeating the Windows Error boss depends mainly on RNG luck, as it's possible for the boss to get locked in a spot too high to reach, and if you don't kill it in time, there will be too many bouncing projectiles to avoid.

The hardest part of this game is the miniboss in the last two worlds that takes a butt-ton of bullets and spams circle attacks.

And of course, the broken English dialog is a hoot.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Long
[3] Likes
Rating: 4.8 48       Difficulty: 8 8
Aug 1, 2023
I do not care about the bad reviews, I think that I am the type of person who would enjoy this game

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: N/A
Aug 4, 2020