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Hey, welcome to my profile, I've wanted to make a fangame for a while now; I've been part of this community since 2008 but I've pretty much always been a lurker, very little post history and it's on a different name anyways; if you've streamed IWBTG I've probably lurked your stream before.
Not as skilled as you may think.
I have played a wide array of fangames; my clear list isn't up to date. My favorite genres are Puzzle and Adventure. Don't like Avoidance. If you got any fangame recommendations please let me know.

Even though I have never done a fangame I still like to give my opinion on the games I play, even if they tend to be from a perspective of someone that's not as good or as knowledgeable of how fangames work.

Chileno btw

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Patuah
For: I wanna delete the Huge Bug
The greatest beginner fangame (in my opinion), it's short with few areas but has a lot of ideas that change up the playstyle so it doesn't get stale. It's not technically hard; there's no tricky or precise jumps; most of it's difficulty comes from grasping new concepts/ideas and gimmicks which are very creative and fun; these may be challenging for newcomers but veterans shouldn't struggle too hard.
The moment you boot up the game you can already tell how long this game will be and what's the endgame; which can be very important for beginners since they'll know how close they are to finishing the game.

I do think the last boss could be better, maybe lowering it's HP would make the fight smoother, because
surviving 6 random attacks could be stressful for beginners, especially phase 2 which doesn't even have a health bar; it's still 6 hits though.

Overall, short funny and creative little gimmicky/trap game with good production values that I would 100% recommend to people newer to fangames.

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Tagged as: Trap Gimmick
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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 35 35
Sep 29, 2021
Patuah
For: Chile Game
There's definetly worse ways to spend the Chilean national holidays but this still was a lackluster experience.

Difficulty is kind of iffy because there's definetly a difficulty spike at 90 and another huge one at 99->100. Most of the game is probably a 60 but those screens really bumps it up. It took me longer to pass 99+100 than it took me to pass 1->70 or so.

When I play needle, something that really makes or break my enjoyment is the graphics (because I'll be seeing them for a while) and this game's tileset selection is just weird, feeling almost random at times, I don't get why it suddenly has I wanna Maker visuals or why a background is just the letter E; it has nothing to do with Chile or with the music that's playing. The last few stages in particular are hard on the eyes, a daytime picture made black and white where the water is gray makes it very hard to see. Floors 26-30 were also hard for my eyes, too much green+the background.


The highlight of this game is easily the music; which as a Chilean myself I already knew most but they're still bangers. Just wish it was tied to a more satisfying experience.

0/10 Doesn't have La consentida

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Tagged as: Needle x_Floor
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 70 70
Sep 19, 2021
Patuah
For: I wanna be the King!
Rating is based on 100% (8secrets, pretty sure there's no more; this game is unfinished either way)

I wanna be the King is an interestingly flawed fangame, it has a lot of effort and passion put into it, every area not only has a secret but they also award the kid with an outfit, every boss has voice acting as well (which is pretty bad but it's very funny to listen as the dialogue boxes are poorly timed so the voices will stack),the Galaga section is well made and there's even a secret boss (he seemed very unfinished though) once you collect every secret. That said, effort and passion won't get you far if you don't understand basic game design.
Way too many invisible blocks everywhere, annoying traps, bad save placement and just so, much, mashing. Like holy shit my finger is literally on fire after playing this, not only do you have to mash on literally every boss; some are extremely hard to hit, either just flying everywhere very fast or just having a diminute hitbox. The bosses are easily the worst part of an already bad game. In fact I would argue it has overall, the worst boss quality in any fangame ever made that's not intended to be shit. In the spoiler pretty much what every boss does

-Halo boss: Bounces around spawning a lot of enemies and you mash it down
-Metroid boss: Literally a mash test, it follows you around and you have 45 seconds to mow it down
-Pokemon boss: Actually has a varied amount of attacks but it's very heavy on the rng, an attack can literally be unavoidable if you get unlucky. This boss can also rotate the screen the entire fight instead.
-Half-life boss: Nihilanth is literally one of the worst bosses ever, not only is he very hard to hit but the only platforms you have are random; sometimes you get good cycles, other times you get dumpstered; he also shoots a ton of projectiles.
-Pitfall boss: Actually very mild, definetly the best boss in the game as he's very straightforward and easy on the mashing
-Computer area?: Boss is named Aquana, it has 2 "phases" first one you shoot 4 bosses while some drones follow you around and the second phase she zoops around at lightspeed dropping literal nukes on you, not only is she hard to hit but she moves in such an annoying/unpredictable way that you will most definetly get hit, also has a trap after you beat her, which just... why.
-Final area: Yellow devil but he's purple, has a very very small hitbox, you shoot at his eye like in megaman yet his sprite isn't scaled like in megaman so it's very tiny, he then turns into some sort of anvil(?) and you have to get lucky while mashing to hit him.
Final Boss: The Burger King is a very underwhelming final boss, it's clear that he's not finished as even in the game files his theme is called "phase1", you just reflect his own projectiles a few times and you win
Secret boss: You just mash him down, he has some mildly annoying rng but it's nothing special, again feels like he didn't bother finishing them.


Difficulty rating is on a weird spot for me, this game is very incosistent with it's difficulty, there's rooms that are an absolute nightmare in this game but mostly I would say it's not hard at all; if a little annoying at times, it's just those little hiccups that fuck everything. I could have easily stayed hours upon hours on the Half-Life boss had I not gotten extremely lucky yet the Pitfall boss took me 3 tries. I think the hardest part is definetly going to be having the patience to try again after mashing like a madman only to die at the end.

The production values are pretty bad though, drawings made in MSPaint, ugly tiles and backgrounds are things that you will have to deal with for most areas of the game. It also has resetting music if you hate that but that was very common when this fangame came out. Speaking of things from old fangames, the saves in this game, pretty easy to both softlock yourself and abuse to your advantage. This game also has a good amount of traps, most of them are awful and some are just egregiously bad; one trap has you choose between three paths and it crashes the game if you guessed poorly, this happens literally after a boss and the only thing saving you is a Wuss save so probably play this on Normal.


Overall, I think there was definetly potential in this fangame, there was definetly the desire to make a fun and interesting game here; this is from a different era where there was not a lot of worry on getting playtesters and having a non tedious experience in the long run so I can't really fault it.

Should you play this? Definetly not, but I would be lying if I said I didn't want more people to play this game, it has a lot of sudoku potential and as I said, the dialogue is just so funny; it's a terrible experience but I would love to see someone else suffer through this.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Long
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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 70 70
Sep 18, 2021
Patuah
For: I wanna a lot of Spike
I wanna a lot of Spike is a needle game that features 2 screens, both of which can be seen on the screenshots, there's nothing really interesting about this game, the sprites are awful and so are the backgrounds. The music is Only my railgun by fripSide which is alright and doesn't reset after you die so that's a plus. Jumps are generic and don't impose much of a challenge if you've played needle games before. There's a lot of other fangames that are more worthy of your time than this, seeing as you can probably beat this game in around 2-5 minutes and the actual world record is less than a minute.

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Tagged as: Needle Short
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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 40 40
May 14, 2018
Patuah
For: I Wanna Be The Siroonoire
I Wanna be the Siroonoire is a pretty standard fangame, lots of gimmicks that you've already seen on other fangames like refreshers and ice blocks are used on this one, and while it doesn't do anything too interesting with them it's still good and works just fine. One of the gimmicks that I really liked was the one with the colored blocks and locks that actually made you think. Graphics do what they need to do. If it's a level with a wooden background then the spikes and blocks have wooden textures, there's a little nitpick is that there's some random star that falls sometimes that doesn't kill and is just there to have something happening in the background. Not a big fan of that idea. Music isn't also really remarkable, it doesn't reset after you die so that's a plus.

Overall I would just say it's alright, there's nothing really remarkable or memorable about this one except maybe the puzzle stage. There's no story and no ending so the game just ends after a some screens on stage 4. You can probably beat it in around 20-30 minutes

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Tagged as: Needle Short
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 30 30
May 9, 2018
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I wanna be the Philosopher N/A N/A
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) N/A N/A
I wanna be the Animus 10.0 3.0
I wanna be the Chokochoko 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Little runner 10.0 6.5
I wanna be the MasterPiece N/A N/A
I wanna be GENKI with you N/A N/A
I wanna a lot of Spike 40.0 3.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 7.0 3.5
I wanna go across the Rainbow N/A N/A
I wanna Peropero Yojo N/A N/A
I wanna play the Devil blow game 40.0 2.0
I wanna be the Guy(本家) N/A N/A
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the 8bit N/A N/A
I wanna be the Computer! 30.0 1.5
I wanna be the Fangame! 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Octophobia N/A N/A
I wanna be the Platinum 5.0 1.0
I wanna be the Tribute 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the Vardoc 100.0 0.0
I Wanna Be WannaBe 10.0 3.0
I wanna Bread N/A N/A
I wanna find my Destiny N/A N/A
I wanna get Cultured 50.0 7.0
I wanna get Rekt(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna Go the Run! N/A N/A
I wanna kill the Guy N/A N/A
I wanna kill the Kamilia 40.0 2.0
I wanna Time Travel! 20.0 5.0
F A T B I R D S N/A N/A
Not Another Needle Game N/A N/A
I wanna be Anime N/A N/A
I wanna be like Brisulph 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the Dark Blue N/A N/A
I wanna be the GB 50.0 4.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 40.0 1.5
I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly 7.0 4.0
I Wanna Find A Test Player 5.0 8.0
I wanna be the Co-op N/A N/A
I wanna be the King! 70.0 2.0
I wanna be the coupon 0.0 0.0
I wanna be the Micromedley N/A N/A
I wanna be the hanamogeta N/A N/A
I wanna run the Marathon 40.0 10.0
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou N/A N/A
I wanna follow it 20.0 6.5
I Wanna Spook Jam N/A N/A
I wanna be Friends N/A N/A
I wanna be the Overlord N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The <Challenger> 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 N/A N/A
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 N/A N/A
I wanna warp the worlds(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna be the knight in shining armor N/A N/A
I Wanna End My Growth N/A N/A
I wanna Grow Up N/A N/A
Christmas Girls 25.0 3.5
I wanna come to the conclusion 45.0 9.5
I wanna bigger penis N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Siroonoire 30.0 5.0
I wanna kill the troll king N/A N/A
Draw My Guy FM2018 Version N/A N/A
I wanna reach the Moon N/A N/A
I Wanna Classic Adventure N/A N/A
I Wanna Ponder N/A N/A
I Wanna Find a Cure N/A N/A
I wanna play Kiduija N/A N/A
I wanna stop the Simulation N/A N/A
I Wanna Maker N/A N/A
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 35.0 10.0
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 N/A N/A
Chile Game 70.0 4.5
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered N/A N/A
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot N/A N/A