Creator's Comments:
kurath [Creator]
This is a weird little proof of concept adventure game(s) meant to be whimsical and silly.
If you've experienced issues, please note there has been an update to further mitigate crash risks due to GM image handling or if you encounter an invisible obstacle. If your version has the changelog.txt it is updated.
Update: 2021-03-08 - Due to formatting changes via search engines, I had to update the matching pattern again. If you downloaded before this date it will likely no longer work, please re-download. If it still doesn't work, let me know.
[5] Likes
If you've experienced issues, please note there has been an update to further mitigate crash risks due to GM image handling or if you encounter an invisible obstacle. If your version has the changelog.txt it is updated.
Update: 2021-03-08 - Due to formatting changes via search engines, I had to update the matching pattern again. If you downloaded before this date it will likely no longer work, please re-download. If it still doesn't work, let me know.
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Dec 28, 2018
38 Reviews:
moogy
The final boss of story 2 shot dicks at me and I laughed harder than I have in decades
thank you Kurath
[7] Likes
thank you Kurath
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 30 30
Dec 25, 2018
ElCochran90
IMPORTANT ADVICE TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE EVEN BETTER! If you replace the images because they weren't extracted as you expected, press F3, be sure to make all images .PNG in the folder, CLOSE the game and re-open it. That way it will fully work.
Experimental projects are totally my thing. Anywhere. Anytime. In any art form, fangames included. Let's start with the basics.
The game's platforming is absolutely ordinary and uncreative. It is just an excuse for progressing through a story that slowly reveals your perverted/surreal/meme subconscious. It opens your mind and displays it audiovisually, and you have the greatest time ever. You will never laugh harder at any fangame. Not Collab 2, not My Heart Goes On, not Bigger Penis, but here. You know why? Because you're the director. I did basically two things:
1) In order to get a Western Bacon from Carls Jr., I had to go through Mexico's Chapultepec full of steamed hams and swimming through Cerveza Sol only to be faced by the Seymour Skinner syndicate throwing cocaine at me, after which I ate the Domino's Double Decker of Infinite Jump avoiding flying pigs until I got to Mexico's Tepito full of chanclas in a property that was for rent and had to face Miley Cirus and her army of steamed hams (again), breast implants and Olimar's. Thank God Missingno kept saving my progress.
2) Recreating the fangame of Vegetable 1, I had to gather knowledge, Luigi's spaghetti and math to become a Statistics Professor.
Certainly the Story 2 is shorter and recreates a fangame with your imagination, bringing along endless crashed game moments and a bizarre final result. But this time, you can become anything.
Kurath: God bless you. This work, conceptually, is a genius blessing, because this time I will travel to my University to beat my Statistics Professor and regain the throne as the truly respectable head of the Business Management department. This will be beautiful!!!
Replayability value: Infinite, even though I have to endure extremely bland platforming.
[3] Likes
Experimental projects are totally my thing. Anywhere. Anytime. In any art form, fangames included. Let's start with the basics.
The game's platforming is absolutely ordinary and uncreative. It is just an excuse for progressing through a story that slowly reveals your perverted/surreal/meme subconscious. It opens your mind and displays it audiovisually, and you have the greatest time ever. You will never laugh harder at any fangame. Not Collab 2, not My Heart Goes On, not Bigger Penis, but here. You know why? Because you're the director. I did basically two things:
1) In order to get a Western Bacon from Carls Jr., I had to go through Mexico's Chapultepec full of steamed hams and swimming through Cerveza Sol only to be faced by the Seymour Skinner syndicate throwing cocaine at me, after which I ate the Domino's Double Decker of Infinite Jump avoiding flying pigs until I got to Mexico's Tepito full of chanclas in a property that was for rent and had to face Miley Cirus and her army of steamed hams (again), breast implants and Olimar's. Thank God Missingno kept saving my progress.
2) Recreating the fangame of Vegetable 1, I had to gather knowledge, Luigi's spaghetti and math to become a Statistics Professor.
Certainly the Story 2 is shorter and recreates a fangame with your imagination, bringing along endless crashed game moments and a bizarre final result. But this time, you can become anything.
Kurath: God bless you. This work, conceptually, is a genius blessing, because this time I will travel to my University to beat my Statistics Professor and regain the throne as the truly respectable head of the Business Management department. This will be beautiful!!!
Replayability value: Infinite, even though I have to endure extremely bland platforming.
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 40 40
Jul 16, 2019
GaspacoZanis
Game, in which you basically make your own world, that is why you have to fill in the blanks at the start of the game. Game has 2 stories, from which one first is longer, harder and has more creativity in it, but second is basically sudoku-tier story, which is very short though. I didn't find this game as funny, as many people did, however I think I will never meet any game, where would be Dora the Explorer, which would have collection of balalaika's and would shoot on me toxic toothpicks, atomic bombs and dangerous pizza, as well as police which would try to arrest kid for hunting on flamingo lol (I really laughed hard on these) , but in the same time I disliked some segments in this game, especially 4th segment with infinite jump, because it was way harder than others and the fact that all 4 sides of screen killed player, it made it way harder and also unenjoyable + some vine saves in story 2, on which I just didn't have fun and also story 2 I didn't find funny at all to be honest, even though I knew that it was meme story. More or less this game felt to be OK. Some parts I enjoyed more, some less, and the whole experience was pretty mixed for me. In my opinion, this was OK, but definitely not as good as many people rated it (rating is overrated in my opinion), but maybe I just have bad sense of humour. Anyway 1st story I would actually recommend for anyone, who feels that description of this game sounds pretty promising to them, but don't expect too much, however 2nd story I wouldn't recommend, since there is nothing interesting to see (well, unless you like this kind of memes), in my opinion.
[3] Likes
Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 34 34
Jul 15, 2019
Desticler
Best game ever 10/10 would have Leonardo da Vinci shout at the top of his lungs "BIGGER PENIS" and have my dad try to kill me with erasers at Wendy's for me smashing his speakers; not to mention having to collect runforthecube's trademark green gloves to keep infinite jumping; plus the game crashing at the clear screen again
Tagged as: Special
[3] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 30 30
Dec 25, 2018