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lesbiandonkeykong
For: I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams
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For: I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 25 25
Apr 16, 2025
Gaborro
For: I wanna play the world
For: I wanna play the world
Small needle game with an extra. The needle is inoffensive and mostly boring. Extra is probably 60 difficulty. Solid red background quite the annoying pick for the eyes.
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Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 40 40
Apr 16, 2025
Jdx83
For: I Wanna Escape The Funny Red Miku
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For: I Wanna Escape The Funny Red Miku
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Rating: 7.4 74
Difficulty: 69 69
Apr 16, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna be the YKK
For: I wanna be the YKK
The kid has decided it's time to stop being the guy and start being a kid again, meaning it's time to play with some toys, too bad the geezer virus got into them too!
Pretty tough classic rng yepvoidance. 2 bursts of cherries will put them all over the screen, they'll then move away from the centre, rotate left, right, and finally, move towards the centre as a burst of cherries are shot in random directions.
This one will require some precise movement to avoid getting squashed between cherries as they move, but it's nothing you can't manage if you've beaten JTH.
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Pretty tough classic rng yepvoidance. 2 bursts of cherries will put them all over the screen, they'll then move away from the centre, rotate left, right, and finally, move towards the centre as a burst of cherries are shot in random directions.
This one will require some precise movement to avoid getting squashed between cherries as they move, but it's nothing you can't manage if you've beaten JTH.
Rating: 3.4 34
Difficulty: 46 46
Apr 16, 2025
TheChiekurs
For: I Wanna Cute Jump!
For: I Wanna Cute Jump!
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 15, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna be the ホネ!!!!!
For: I wanna be the ホネ!!!!!
This game's a mess. Real name seems to be "bone house" as hinted by the title on the download page.
The game is a needly mess with different paths you can take that take you to different portals, some of which let you skip rooms??? It looks like the game was meant to have 2 stages, since you get 2 warps on the first screen, however, the left one just fatal errors the game.
There's also no music except for guy rock and the miku boss music.
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The game is a needly mess with different paths you can take that take you to different portals, some of which let you skip rooms??? It looks like the game was meant to have 2 stages, since you get 2 warps on the first screen, however, the left one just fatal errors the game.
There's also no music except for guy rock and the miku boss music.
Rating: 0.2 2
Difficulty: 33 33
Apr 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Quadrangle
For: I wanna be the Quadrangle
a subpar needle game with some of the most unintuitive visuals I've ever seen in any game ever. every jump is made considerably harder due to the fact you can barely see anything. the jumps themselves aren't anything interesting either and don't offer much unique gameplay of their own. the game suddenly ends after like three screens and it warps you back to the beginning after a few seconds. not very notable
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Rating: 2.3 23
Difficulty: 43 43
Apr 15, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the fire
For: I wanna be the fire
This is one of the 3 unknown author games that were made using 'I wanna make the Barrage'.
This what we know about these 3 games:
a) 'i wanna be the kanntann.exe' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 06:15
b) 'i wanna be the fire.exe' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 07:12
c) 'i wanna be the 弾幕やべえwww' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 08:38
The only information that there is available about these series is literally one Niconico live stream for the first game (and it was literally on 12/06/2011): https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv53096456
While we do not know who made these as of now (since none of these were published on wiki), I am pretty sure that all 3 are made by the same person (and maybe even by the person who made 'I wanna be the easy 耐久'.
But anyway, these games do feel like testing games, rather than fully fledged games. 'I wanna be the fire' is the easiest of them all, 'i wanna be the kanntann' is like a hard version, and 'i wanna be the 弾幕やべえwww' is the most unique one, but also the hardest one if I recall correctly.
This game has very simple avoidance (that seems like all pattern maybe?). You can choose where you want to dodge, but it seems like nearby the left wall is the easiest place to survive.
You can immediately see the portal but the passage is blocked by the blocks, so you need to survive. It is not very hard, even if you need to concentrate just a bit.
After you beat the avoidance you get back to the portal room.
This game literally has the title screen as in 'I wanna make the Barrage', so yeah.
Do not expect too much here. You can easily see that the game was meant just as a testing of the tool.
Would not recommend.
This what we know about these 3 games:
a) 'i wanna be the kanntann.exe' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 06:15
b) 'i wanna be the fire.exe' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 07:12
c) 'i wanna be the 弾幕やべえwww' - .exe date is 12/June/2011 08:38
The only information that there is available about these series is literally one Niconico live stream for the first game (and it was literally on 12/06/2011): https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv53096456
While we do not know who made these as of now (since none of these were published on wiki), I am pretty sure that all 3 are made by the same person (and maybe even by the person who made 'I wanna be the easy 耐久'.
But anyway, these games do feel like testing games, rather than fully fledged games. 'I wanna be the fire' is the easiest of them all, 'i wanna be the kanntann' is like a hard version, and 'i wanna be the 弾幕やべえwww' is the most unique one, but also the hardest one if I recall correctly.
This game has very simple avoidance (that seems like all pattern maybe?). You can choose where you want to dodge, but it seems like nearby the left wall is the easiest place to survive.
You can immediately see the portal but the passage is blocked by the blocks, so you need to survive. It is not very hard, even if you need to concentrate just a bit.
After you beat the avoidance you get back to the portal room.
This game literally has the title screen as in 'I wanna make the Barrage', so yeah.
Do not expect too much here. You can easily see that the game was meant just as a testing of the tool.
Would not recommend.
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 29 29
Apr 15, 2025
Delicious Fruit