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Chris
For: I wanna love the Save
For: I wanna love the Save
i cried real tears
[0] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 0 0
Apr 22, 2023
MeetTheCreator
For: I wanna be the Yahoo
For: I wanna be the Yahoo
Yahoo
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 15 15
Apr 22, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Crimson Needle
For: I wanna be the Crimson Needle
This review is based on the normal version without the speedrun friendly nerfs.
What a magnificent disaster of a game, I mean it seriously when I say this is by far the worst needle game I've played as of writing this review, but unlike crimson needle 2 which feels like an endless void of blandness and mild annoyance, this game feels like a train that crashed into a train which had already crashed into a 4 way train intersection. It's just such an incredible mess that it's almost admirable because at it's core you can find a game which deep down, has potential, and would bloom into far better games, but WOW was the execution wrong here. This game just Gish gallops the player with the most heinous and horrendous jumps you could find, ridiculously unbalanced saves, a disgusting amount of low double jumps for a game which disables numpad, and grindy jumps at the start of saves. Everything you can find in needle that I personally dislike can be found in spades in this game, and once you reach the 40s, all the cards are on the table. It's honestly impressive at times, it almost feels like an art piece, an exhibition of what needle can be like when you don't hold yourself back at all and throw everything at the wall to see what sticks. Not only is this my choice for the hardest CN game, it's also my vote for the worst. It's absolutely horrendous in the most beautiful way possible.
Edit on May 25th 2025 after reclearing the game: It ain't that deep bruh
[8] Likes
What a magnificent disaster of a game, I mean it seriously when I say this is by far the worst needle game I've played as of writing this review, but unlike crimson needle 2 which feels like an endless void of blandness and mild annoyance, this game feels like a train that crashed into a train which had already crashed into a 4 way train intersection. It's just such an incredible mess that it's almost admirable because at it's core you can find a game which deep down, has potential, and would bloom into far better games, but WOW was the execution wrong here. This game just Gish gallops the player with the most heinous and horrendous jumps you could find, ridiculously unbalanced saves, a disgusting amount of low double jumps for a game which disables numpad, and grindy jumps at the start of saves. Everything you can find in needle that I personally dislike can be found in spades in this game, and once you reach the 40s, all the cards are on the table. It's honestly impressive at times, it almost feels like an art piece, an exhibition of what needle can be like when you don't hold yourself back at all and throw everything at the wall to see what sticks. Not only is this my choice for the hardest CN game, it's also my vote for the worst. It's absolutely horrendous in the most beautiful way possible.
Edit on May 25th 2025 after reclearing the game: It ain't that deep bruh
Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 75 75
Apr 22, 2023
Zambrini
For: I wanna use Snow magic
For: I wanna use Snow magic
Neat easy winter avoidance. Some attacks were cute and nice to dodge. But it has a couple of instagibs and the confetti is really annoying to see. It was a cool time, but I would suggest playing this when you get better at avoidances.
Tagged as: Avoidance
[1] Like
Rating: 7.1 71
Difficulty: 36 36
Apr 22, 2023
Salchipapu
For: I wanna see Monoe-san
For: I wanna see Monoe-san
Nunca había visto un juego mejor. los gráficos. jugabilidad, banda sonora, personajes, absolutamente todo en este juego es perfecto. por mucho el mejor juego que he jugado en mi vida- Lo recomiendo completamente.
[1] Like
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 1 1
Apr 22, 2023
avurity
For: -I Can Leap-
For: -I Can Leap-
I couldn't tell that I was in a different room half the time.
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15
Difficulty: 40 40
Apr 22, 2023
MegaKid
For: I wanna Helltake
For: I wanna Helltake
Banger !
Tagged as: Avoidance
[1] Like
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 45 45
Apr 22, 2023
mushcat
For: I Wanna End the Blood Festival
For: I Wanna End the Blood Festival
Miku is the worst avoidance I've ever played. It's just terrible barrage designs awkwardly stuck together. Totally nothing but trash.
Things before Miku is bearable. And when I say bearable I mean it's still trash but not hard enough to irritate me. I would rather play some sudoku games than this one. Don't play unless you want to torture yourself.
[2] Likes
Things before Miku is bearable. And when I say bearable I mean it's still trash but not hard enough to irritate me. I would rather play some sudoku games than this one. Don't play unless you want to torture yourself.
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 70 70
Apr 22, 2023
Delicious Fruit