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i will be famous one day
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32 Ratings!
32 Reviews!
9 Screenshots!
32 Games
32 Reviews
dzareg
For: I wanna be the Gordon
For: I wanna be the Gordon
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh
– or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being … thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my … employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well … I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning; rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose.
[3] Likes
– or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being … thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my … employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well … I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning; rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose.
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 99 99
Apr 23, 2024
dzareg
For: I Wanna Establish Capitalism
For: I Wanna Establish Capitalism
turned me into a russian cyka blyat
[5] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 2, 2024
dzareg
For: I wanna be the Best Guy
For: I wanna be the Best Guy
very stupid but funny game, bosses are really fun (but they do have traps at the end of them), platforming is laughably bad, and ao oni is lurking around!
[1] Like
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 14, 2024
dzareg
For: I wanna be the Showdown
For: I wanna be the Showdown
gets quite annoying the further you progress
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 1, 2024
1 Game
| Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| I Wanna Steal Santa Cookies | 40.0 | 3.8 | 3 |
4 Favorite Games
| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I wanna be the Best Guy 2 | 50.0 | 7.5 |
| I Wanna Kill The Happil 2 | 96.0 | N/A |
| I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered | 40.0 | 9.5 |
| I wanna be the Just Trap 2 REMAKE | 60.0 | 8.0 |
14 Cleared Games
| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I wanna be the Best Guy | 50.0 | 7.0 |
| I wanna be the Best Guy 2 | 50.0 | 7.5 |
| I wanna be the Best Guy 3 | 55.0 | 7.0 |
| I wanna PD Happy | 30.0 | 4.5 |
| I wanna be the Dark Blue | 40.0 | 6.0 |
| I wanna be the Showdown | 35.0 | 5.5 |
| I wanna conquer the blow game | 25.0 | 6.0 |
| I Wanna Ang Get Some | 45.0 | 5.0 |
| I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered | 40.0 | 9.5 |
| I wanna be the Ivan | 40.0 | 6.0 |
| I Wanna Fuck Kamilia | 45.0 | 5.0 |
| I wanna kill the homui 4 | 40.0 | 5.0 |
| No Boss, No Avoidance, Only Platforming | 40.0 | 6.0 |
| iwbtg.exe | 5.0 | 5.5 |